Ask Aelita script

[darktemplar offline]

I just wanted to see the source of the script... and I saw:

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time = new Date()
randominteger = time.getSeconds()


$)%&*!#$)%(&!#$%(!#&$%!)(&!!!!

Who pasted something like this script!! Isn't it better to sum up all the letters and divide by length, or do something else?

For those who don't understand this:

Decision is made depending on current second.

[Jeremified offline]

WTF, that is the lamest code I've ever seen!! :wtf:
There are only 60 possibilities to that, because there are 60 seconds. It would be better if it counted milliseconds.
I voted that the script sucked.

[Jeremie Lover offline]

I don't get it

[Star Way]

Ehh. I didn't write the script, so whatever.

Although, admittedly I am more than slightly amused that you guys care so much. xDD

[Lyokofreak offline]

Cause' they're techies!

[Jeremified offline]

Cause' they're techies!

LyoKoHaCk speaks the truth .

[darktemplar offline]

Have you seen the whole script?

[TB3]

Have you seen the whole script?

Most of us wouldn't understand it mate

[Lotho offline]

WTF, that is the lamest code I've ever seen!! :wtf:
There are only 60 possibilities to that, because there are 60 seconds. It would be better if it counted milliseconds.
I voted that the script sucked.

Yes I'm sure she would like to spend the time to encorporate 60,000 possibilities. For the purpose it is random enough. It's not like someone's life is dependant on its entropy.

[darktemplar offline]

There could be 60 possiblities, but there are not. It is made by a range of selections. I'll translate you the code:

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time = new Date()


Means write current date to variable[something like a box you put something in and read this information] called time

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randominteger = time.getSeconds()


A property of time is called, which returns second number from time, and stores it in randominteger

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if (document.input1.textfield.value == "") {
alert("I'm afraid I've failed to get your answer, because you didn't ask me a question!")
return
}


document[means WWW page question is on].input1[in general, set of buttons, textboxes, guys from HTML will understand].textfield[a text field from input1].value[it's value]. If It's null, zero, there is no question, so it displays message, and stops the script by invoking return.

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if (randominteger <= 3) answer="Goodness, I don't think so. Your chances are, unfortunately, very poor."
if ((randominteger >= 4) && (randominteger <= 6)) answer ="You've got about an 85% chance of that happening. :)"
if ((randominteger >= 7) && (randominteger <= 9)) answer ="I doubt it... But maybe you should ask Ulrich instead?"
if ((randominteger >= 10) && (randominteger <= 12)) answer ="Oh yes! Definitely!"
if ((randominteger >= 13) && (randominteger <= 15)) answer ="I'm afraid I don't know. I'm sorry..."
if ((randominteger >= 16) && (randominteger <= 18)) answer ="Good heavens, CERTAINLY not!"
if ((randominteger >= 19) && (randominteger <= 21)) answer ="When you're ready to stop crying, I'll give you your answer. :)"
if ((randominteger >= 22) && (randominteger <= 24)) answer ="Could you ask me that later? My central processing unit is having trouble multi-tasking."
if ((randominteger >= 25) && (randominteger <= 27)) answer ="Probably not... But I can tell you this: Jeremie is a wonderful friend of mine."
if ((randominteger >= 28) && (randominteger <= 30)) answer ="I should think so!"
if ((randominteger >= 31) && (randominteger <= 33)) answer ="I'm sorry, but I don't think so."
if ((randominteger >= 34) && (randominteger <= 36)) answer ="Of course, silly!"
if ((randominteger >= 37) && (randominteger <= 39)) answer ="You've got a 30% chance of that happening. I'm sorry..."
if ((randominteger >= 40) && (randominteger <= 42)) answer ="I hope not."
if ((randominteger >= 43) && (randominteger <= 45)) answer ="If you really think so, then it shall be."
if ((randominteger >= 46) && (randominteger <= 48)) answer ="I really don't know about that. I'll have to ask Jeremie."
if ((randominteger >= 49) && (randominteger <= 51)) answer ="Please re-phrase your question. :)"
if ((randominteger >= 52) && (randominteger <= 54)) answer ="Definitely!"
if ((randominteger >= 55) && (randominteger <= 57)) answer ="I don't think so..."
if ((randominteger >= 58) && (randominteger <= 60)) answer ="Don't make me laugh! Of course not! :)"


That's simple, && means AND. So it randominteger, current second count, is more or equal 28 AND less or equal than 30, the "I should think so!" Appears.

I think it sucks, because it can answer a lot of things on one question, depending when is it given.


There's some more code after this I showed you, but it's not so important.

[Lotho offline]

I know how to read Javascript already, thank you.

All I am saying is that the code fits the job. There is no reason why you would need a more advanced pseudo random option selector.

[darktemplar offline]

But it's really no problem. There's no problem writing new script. And most people who visit it and receive different answers on same question.. that's not natural, and makes you

I know how to read Javascript already, thank you.

I wrote it for those,

Most of us wouldn't understand it mate

[Lotho offline]

But it's really no problem. There's no problem writing new script. And most people who visit it and receive different answers on same question.. that's not natural, and makes you

So are you suggesting that it maybe should checksum the characters and compute an answer from that or keep a DB that could find similar strings?

[darktemplar offline]

Exactly!

[emoBillâ„¢ offline]

Look at what I got... it's hilarious...

Your Question:
Do you think Ulrich and Yumi will ever go out?
Aelita Says:
Oh yes! Definitely!
Your Question:
Really?
Aelita Says:
I'm sorry, but I don't think so
Your Question:
What the...you just said you did!
Aelita Says:
I really don't know about that. I'll have to ask Jeremie.
Your Question:
Now you're making no sense. Will UxY ever go out?
Aelita Says:
Oh yes! Definitely!
Your Question:
Is that your final answer?
Aelita Says:
I should think so!
Your Question:
You think so? Are you sure?
Aelita Says:
I really don't know about that. I'll have to ask Jeremie.
Your Question:
What can Jeremie do?
Aelita Says:
Goodness, I don't think so. Your chances are, unfortunately, very poor.
Your Question:
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Aelita Says:
Good heavens, CERTAINLY not!
Your Question:
Can you stop making no sense now?
Aelita Says:
Of course, silly!
Your Question:
May I stop asking you things now?
Aelita Says:
Definitely!
Your Question:
Are you trying to get rid of me?
Aelita Says:
Oh yes! Definitely!
Your Question:
Don't you like me at all?
Aelita Says:
I should think so!
Your Question:
Then why are you trying to get rid of me?
Aelita Says:
If you really think so, then it shall be.
Your Question:
No! Please let me stay and ask questions!
Aelita Says:
Goodness, I don't think so. Your chances are, unfortunately, very poor.
Your Question:
Darn.
Aelita Says:
I'm afraid I don't know. I'm sorry...

WTF? hehe...

darktemplar, the thing at the bottom of your first post sounds deep

Decision is made depending on current second.

[Jeremified offline]

Look at what I got... it's hilarious...

Your Question:
Do you think Ulrich and Yumi will ever go out?
Aelita Says:
Oh yes! Definitely!
Your Question:
Really?
Aelita Says:
I'm sorry, but I don't think so
Your Question:
What the...you just said you did!
Aelita Says:
I really don't know about that. I'll have to ask Jeremie.
Your Question:
Now you're making no sense. Will UxY ever go out?
Aelita Says:
Oh yes! Definitely!
Your Question:
Is that your final answer?
Aelita Says:
I should think so!
Your Question:
You think so? Are you sure?
Aelita Says:
I really don't know about that. I'll have to ask Jeremie.
Your Question:
What can Jeremie do?
Aelita Says:
Goodness, I don't think so. Your chances are, unfortunately, very poor.
Your Question:
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Aelita Says:
Good heavens, CERTAINLY not!
Your Question:
Can you stop making no sense now?
Aelita Says:
Of course, silly!
Your Question:
May I stop asking you things now?
Aelita Says:
Definitely!
Your Question:
Are you trying to get rid of me?
Aelita Says:
Oh yes! Definitely!
Your Question:
Don't you like me at all?
Aelita Says:
I should think so!
Your Question:
Then why are you trying to get rid of me?
Aelita Says:
If you really think so, then it shall be.
Your Question:
No! Please let me stay and ask questions!
Aelita Says:
Goodness, I don't think so. Your chances are, unfortunately, very poor.
Your Question:
Darn.
Aelita Says:
I'm afraid I don't know. I'm sorry...

WTF? hehe...

Um... for starters, Aelita only answers yes or no questions.

[emoBillâ„¢ offline]

I know. I felt like being random

[Jeremified offline]

Wait... you're Aelita, and you're asking yourself all these questions?!

[emoBillâ„¢ offline]

YES! Do you have a problem with that?

[Jeremified offline]

YES! Do you have a problem with that?

I didn't mean to hurt you...

[emoBillâ„¢ offline]

You didn't. I'm just being weird.