Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[Stonecreek]

Totals for the whole competition and the round? And whoever's got next, go, 'casue I feel like captioning! I got a funniest! Whee!

[Lani offline]

Ooh ooh! *waves arm* Can I hold the next round? xD;;; Please~? :O

[Jeremified offline]

Knock yourself out. XD

[Lani offline]

Hokay! Here I go! >D


Piccy number ONE!



Piccy number TWO!



Piccy number THREE!




Ready.... set.... GO!

The round'll be over next Monday :O!

[JeremysGirl offline]

Pic 1:

Odd: Stop making farting noises!

Pic 2:

Odd: I can read you mind......

Pic 3:

Guess what I have in my hands?

[Exploder offline]

Pic 1:
Odd: So then I go to the bathroom, and he's just sitting there wagging his little tail...
Jeremie: Um... Odd, why was Kiwi in the bathroom with you?
Odd: Um...er...uh...we weren't doing anything like that...hehe...

Pic 2:
Odd: No, really! It was TALKING TO ME!!!
Ulrich: I don't want to hear about your adventures with "Captian Winky".
Odd: But he's awesome!!!
Ulrich: I don't even want to think about it.

Pic 3:
Ulrich: So then, I'm holding it like this, right, and Odd says "I like it like that! Oh yeah!" And then I look at him and he's dancing really weird and he says "Why aren't you like me?" So I said-
Jeremie: I don't even WANT to know.
Aelita: Ditto.

[magnus4001 offline]

Good to see someone doing the full rankings again, rather than just the top 3 for each pic. Nice job, Jeremified.

But...

Is there a reason all 3 of my caps aren't included?

[Jazzy Josh offline]

NOOOO!!!!!! I'm 5th!!!!

#1
Odd: Jeremie, I lost a lot of money by switching my life insurance to Geico....switching from none, that is....guess how much my premium is?

Jeremie: I don't know.

Odd: $10,000

Jeremie: WhAt???? Did you tell them about Lyoko????

Odd: No, just that I'm in life threatening situations nearly every day.

Jeremie: In other words...you did

Odd: Yeah, that pretty much sums it up.

#2

Odd:
Break, Break, Break Dance
Break, Break, Break Dance
Break, Break, Break Dance
Here we GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#3
Jeremie: What are you hiding Ulrich?

Ulrich: A cocktail weanie.....

[Stonecreek]

#1

Odd: I swear, if you pinch my butt one more time, I'll...
Jeremie: You'll what? *smirks*
Odd: Well, um...I'll try not to moan...
Jeremie: *smirks wider and pinches*
Odd: Alright, smart aleck. You, me, your room, during lunch.
Jeremie: Just don't forget the kitty costume.

#2

Ulrich *thinking* Don't know how much longer I can resist...
Odd: *singing* I submit to your demands. I'll do anything, boy you need only ask...
Ulrich: NO! NOT THE NEXT LINE! YOU WIN! *runs off with Odd to an unused classroom*
(Hint: Odd's singing a famous Boyz II Men song. Figure it out...)

#3

Jeremie: Ulrich, we do not need to be hearing this right now.
Ulrich: *oblivious* And then I massaged him like this, and...
Aelita: You should be taking notes, Jeremie...or get a first-hand lesson...
Jeremie: *gurgles and passes out*[/i]

[Odd675 offline]

28B: Odd675 (5p) [TIE]

Cloose :3! I like captions!

Oh again another captioon?!?! Let's see

Pic #1

Odd: What do you want, Jeremie? hey, you looks different..are you in bad mood?
Jeremie: ...
Odd: Come on! Tell me!
Jeremie: ...
Odd: Please..tell me, what is it?
Jeremie: ..*opening eyes* what? i was just thinking about our conversation
Odd: ? you called me..
Jeremie: Oh yeah! it was about Ulrich!
Odd: yeah yeah..what's it?
Jeremie: I've noticed Ulrich who was ocassionally weird..Did he just spying my closet..i'm right o not?
Odd: ...i don't talk about that..you know? You're crazy to think this.. *back to the position*
Odd*whispering tooo low*: How did he know about Ulrich spying Jeremie's closet? Ulrich mentioned me that before RTTP..

(i did think that part in the episode "Temptation" !)

Pic #2

Odd: Oh, relax Ulrich!
Ulrich: NEVER! I'M JUST NERVOUS AND ANGRY WITH YOU FOR THAT TO PARTICIPATE THAT CONTEST FOR SONGS! YOU STUPID ODD! YOU DIDN'T PUT MY NAME ON THAT INSCRIPTION FOR PARTICIPATE THAT!!
Jeremie(OS): But you know what song you will sing?
Odd: I thinked he can sing japanese song..it's called "A Piece of Love" from Ranma 1/2 for Yumi..
Ulrich: SHUT UP, IDIOT ODD!
Jeremie (OS): ...No comments...

Pic #3

Ulrich: Look at my hands, what I have in my hand? It's a surprise for you..
Jeremie: I don't know
Aelita: Is that a game or other?
Ulrich: No, it was a surprise for Jerermie, lemme to see you all..*Ulrich shows their hand the face of Jeremie* You got..nothing! hahaha, it's a Joke!
Jeremie: What graceful..
Aelita: I didn't understand this..
Jeremie: I got a question for you..What's the name of the principal city in India?
Ulrich: i don't know..
Jeremie: Bangkok.. *Jeremie closes its fist and it just strikes it on Ulrich in the center* That happens to you to bother to me that in the first time.....(THAT is really hurts!)
Aelita: Uhh..he's serious..

[Darkborn offline]

1)Odd: Yo........how YOU Doin'?

2)Ulrich: Oh my gawd, Oh my gawd, Oh my gawd. It is Shaq
Odd: Oh...yes...Shaq...I can feel him....oh yeah....

3) Ulrich: Jeremie, why are you touching my hand?
Jer: That's not my hand, Ulrich
Ulrich: OMG! Then whos is it!
Aelita:...Yours.....
Ulrich: I can't believe it!

[Rail Runner offline]

This looks like fun..let me give it a shot.

Pic 1.
Jeremy: Odd Im very sorry about your DVD.

Odd: You know that was my 18th Special Edition Break Break Break Dance video

Pic 2.
Ulrich: Let me out of here now

Odd: But Ulrich, I swear Im not sick

Ulrich: You are sick, sick in the head

Pic 3
Ulrich: Hey, do yall want to see this baby snake I just caught?

Jeremy: ooooo a snake really

Aelita: Ummmmmmmmm I think Ill just go devirtualize a tower while you two look at that snake.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

*Gags* Why is it no one ever counts and tallies in my points! This has been going on for weeks! Is this something I don't know about?
Is it a comspiracy?

[YDV offline]

Pic 1:

Odd: I told you, Jeremie. I'm never speaking to you again.

Jeremie: But.. but why? Why ruin our friendship now? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?!

Odd: ....You used up the last of my imported hairgel. You're dead to me. *turns around*

Pic 2:

Ulrich: ...Odd. Please stop trying to pleasure me with your psychic powers.

Odd: I'M NOT TRYING TO PLEASURE YOU, DAM*IT! It's... it's yoga!

Ulrich: Oh, right. Ah, crane pose...

Odd: *thinking* LUSTLUSTLUSTLUSTLUST.....

Pic 3:

Ulrich: Alright, guys! I finally captured the Millenium Bug! Squirmy little bugger. I saw it crawling around in the grass and I figured I'd better catch it before it blew up the internet.

Jeremie and Aelita: ....*sigh*

[Jeremified offline]

Good to see someone doing the full rankings again, rather than just the top 3 for each pic. Nice job, Jeremified.

But...

Is there a reason all 3 of my caps aren't included?

WTF?! I didn't even see your entries!? Wow, I've really done it this time.
I made the changes, I'm really sorry about that. I must have scrolled down too far once.

Anyways, here's my entries:

Pic #1:
Jeremie: Odd, it wasn't you who put this Cartoon Network sticker on my shoulder, was it?
Aelita: *innocently giggles, then hides her face in the textbook*
Odd: Umm... a car spoon networker? Never heard of it.
Jeremie: Well, it won't come off now. Do... do you think it's another one of XANA's traps?
Odd: And XANA would be interested in networking car spoons why exactly?


Pic #2
Ulrich: ODD, YOU PEA BRAIN! THAT'S NOT GOING TO FIX MY ACHING BACK!
Odd: *in an eerie, low voice* I said I need complete silence...


Pic #3
Ulrich: I finally figured out what XANA turned into when he escaped from the computer!
Jeremie and Aelita: SHOW US!!
Ulrich: HERE IT IS! *opens hands*
Jeremie: WTF?!
Aelita:

In Ulrich's hands, a miniature form of the popular human form of XANA is trying to escape.

[Mewberries151]

^^;

Caption 1

Odd *thinking*: Oh for the love of...would it kill Jeremie to wipe his nose once in a while?!

Caption 2

Ulrich: This is stupid.

Odd: No, it's not.

Ulrich: Yes, it is, and it was your idea.

Odd: Look. Do you know anywhere else we can practice our DDR routines?

Ulrich: Yeah...the arcade.

Odd: But that'll cost money we don't have....*pokes*

Ulrich: Oh whatever. Alright...what routine is up next?

Odd: Superstar...on Challenging mode.

Ulrich: O.O

(Yes...that song is really ridiculously hard...)

Caption 3

Ulrich: See, Aelita? Watch...it's really easy. This is the church...this is the steeple...

Jeremie: Uh, Ulrich? You're doing it wrong.... *sweatdrops*

[G-Force offline]

lol mew, love the DDR refference. Now let's see if I can match up.

Picture #1

Odd: Gah, I just don't get this lesson. I can hear our teacher writing all the notes on the board but I don't see a darn thing, that and she looks a lot like Jeremie. The resemblence is scary.

Jeremie: That's because I am Jeremie! Has it ever occured to you that you've been facing the wrong side of the room since the first day of class?

Odd: Wow, come to think of it, she sounds like him too. Man, Einstein will get a huge kick once I tell him about this!

Picture #2

Ulrich: You sure about this?

Odd: Look, the biggest problem with you man is that your too tense when you talk to Yumi. Maybe if you relaxed a bit she'll look your way a bit more.

Ulrich: *sigh* I guess you're right but how am I supposed to do that?

Odd: Chill out, that's where I come in. When I was dating Samantha I used to give her backrubs all the time and it always got her to relax a bit.

Ulrich: Oh no you don't! They're enough slash fics of us out on the net. I don't want to actually give these people real evidence in the show to support their sick fantasies!

Odd: Did I mention that by relaxing, you might have a shot at beating William in this little dating game.

Ulrich: Fine, you win!

Yumi: Hey guys I was wondering if you saw....

*Stares blankly at the rather awkward scene before bolting out the door*

Yumi: (dials her cell phone) Jeremie, I think XANA's up to something!....And let me use your computer when I get there. I have the sudden urge to write some fanfiction.

Picture #3

Jeremie: Now that you've fully understood the theory of materalization. It's time to teach you a different scientific concept that we follow.

Aelita: What would that be? Anything by Sir Issac Newton?

Jeremie: Forget Newton! Like we follow the laws of conventional physics with XANA nowadays. It's time you learned the pincipal's of Equivalent Exchange! Ulrich has volunteerd to demonstrate for us one of the more basic alchemy positions.

Ulrich: Edward Elric a new alchamist is in town. I got all my limbs and I drink my milk!

[Aceilikeeggs offline]

Mine is sort of connected,per pic

Pic 1:

Odd:Jeremy!Ulrich and I won't be able to go to the factory later.

Jeremie:But why?

Odd:Ulrich will tell you later.


Part 2! with Piccie two!


Ulrich:How did the cameras get in here?!?!

Odd:We were just re-enacting Brokeback Mountain!Nothing indecent!

Ulrich:*runs away*


Finale


Ulrich...."then after i wiped off all of his "Odd juice",we held hands like this,when the cameras suddenly burst in!!

Jeremie and Aelita: ZOMG!!

[Waves_blade offline]

Good to see someone doing the full rankings again, rather than just the top 3 for each pic. Nice job, Jeremified.

But...

Is there a reason all 3 of my caps aren't included?

I could have sworn i did the full rankings to. . Plus angelbolt i could have sworn also that i tallied in your stats as well. . I'll do the captioning later, the school cpu doesn't show the pictures.

[magnus4001 offline]

Good to see someone doing the full rankings again, rather than just the top 3 for each pic. Nice job, Jeremified.

But...

Is there a reason all 3 of my caps aren't included?

WTF?! I didn't even see your entries!? Wow, I've really done it this time.
I made the changes, I'm really sorry about that. I must have scrolled down too far once.

Thanks.

I could have sworn i did the full rankings to. . Plus angelbolt i could have sworn also that i tallied in your stats as well. . I'll do the captioning later, the school cpu doesn't show the pictures.

Yeah, you did. I just forgot about it when I wrote my comment to Jeremified. Sorry. Great job doing the full rankings, anyway.

#1

Odd: Pst, Jeremie, what's the answer to number 3?

Jeremie: It's “I'm an idiotâ€

[Jeremified offline]

LOL. #1 was good, Magnus.

[Waves_blade offline]

#1
Jeremie: Odd you got somthing in your eye.
Odd: were?
Jeremie: April Fools!
Odd:....
(odd looks back)
Odd: Jeremie look out aelita is gona hit you with a book.
Jeremie: Yeah ri... OWWW.
Aelita: Thats for lying about the necklace!
Odd:

#2
Ulrich: UGGG sissi's undies!!!
Odd: SSSSS it burns!!

#3
Ulrich: Crouching palm hiddin butterfly!!
Odd: Were?
Aelita(thinking):Behind my back.

[Tekirai offline]

I spy a caption contest! away!

#1

Odd: *thinking* God, is that head big...

#2

Ulrich: Oh come on, Odd! Using the Force to freeze people is cheating in tag!

#3

Ulrich: OK guys, here's the deal. I've got something underneath this hand, and you gotta guess what it is!
Aelita: Is it a coin?
Ulrich: Nope.
Odd: Is it Yumi?
Ulrich: ...no.
Aelita: A ladybird?
Ulrich: Nuh-uh.
Odd: Candy?
Ulrich: NO!
Odd: I GIVE UP!
Vending machine behind them: Your other hand?
Ulrich: Gosh darn it! Why is it always the vending machine that wins?

[TL.]

Pic 1:

Odd: Admit it! You're staring at my hot ass.

Jeremie: Yes.

Odd: *Pales*


Pic 2:


Ulrich: So what did you want to tell me?

Odd: Ulrich, I don't know who to put this, but to put it simply...I'm...I'm gay

Ulrich: *Storms out.*

Odd: But you're my best friend! I thought you would have understood!


Pic 3

Ulrich: OK. Behind this hand...is some6ing...you would have never seen...ever

Jeremie: *Board* What is it? A map engraved on your hand that leads us to XANA.

Aelita: Like Titan AE?

Ulrich: No...something...even greater...brace yourself...*Pulls left hand back*

Jeremie: OH MY GOD! WHAT IS THAT!

Ulrich: Yes...Moonscoop drew all the individual lines on the palm of my hand.

Jeremie: *Faints*

[TB3]

lol - amazing captions bro! Here's my own

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PIC 1.

JEREMIE (manic voice): EUREKA!

ODD (confused): Huh?

JEREMIE (quiet, contemplative voice): Ah I see, the apple falls TOWARD the ground.

ODD: WTF mate?

JEREMIE (German accent): Ach it is so obvious, E equals mc squared!

ODD: Did you raid my weed or something?

JEREMIE: June 6th, 1994, day 2456

Odd blinks, turns to Ulrich.

ODD: Umm, is Jeremie using that helmet again?

ULRICH: Nah – it’s his latest plan to defeat XANA – he hoping that impersonating geniuses will improve his IQ – (makes note on paper) – so that was Archimedes, Newton, Einstein and Franz.

JEREMIE (bouncing around the room): EXERTANIUM, ZPE, SAP, STM! Three-letter acronyms are cool! I’m a fat bastard with no self-esteem!

ULRICH (makes note): TB3

ODD: This is one screwed plan Jeremie

JEREMIE (flat, robotic): It is, the logical, choice.

ODD & ULRICH: Stephen Hawking

JEREMIE (normal): yeah I feel Hawking’s my best bet (hands them a baseball bat) please beat me until I become completely paralyzed - it'll improve my chances.

ODD: Umm…sure

THIS CAPTION HAS BEEN TERMINATED ON GROUNDS OF EXTREME VIOLENCE.

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PIC 2.

ODD: So Ulrich, you know I’m going up for medical college

ULRICH: Yeah?

ODD: Well I was wondering if I could practise on you.

Ulrich pauses, shrugs

ULRICH: Sure, what d’ya wanna do – take my pulse, monitor my temperature…(pause, he suddenly sounds hopeful)…administer manhood-enlarging horse steroids?

ODD: Nah, what I wanna do more than anything is, is…

ULRICH: Yeah?

ODD (produces rubber gloves): MILK YOUR PROSTATE!

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PIC 3.

ULRICH (spaced out): My hands, they’re so huge – they can touch anything but themselves…(puts hands together)…whoaaaa!

AELITA: So what’s with him?

ULRICH (staring up): I can see the air!

JEREMIE: Someone slipped hallucinogenics into his food at lunch.

ULRICH: I understand long division!

JEREMIE: Delmas wants me to keep an eye on him while they arrange for a stomach pump.

(Ulrich points at Aelita and starts giggling)

ULRICH: Pink…hair! (pants for breath) PINK…HAIR!

(He then looks at Jeremie and laughs so hard that he begins to cry)

JEREMIE: What’s funny?

ULRICH: Your forehead…it’s HUGE!

(Ulrich falls over, giggling beyond control)

AELITA: Maybe we should ask Mr. Delmas to hurry up

ULRICH (fits of laughter): My Voice Actor’s a woman! WAHAHAHAHA!

AELITA & JEREMIE: WTF!

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Hope you liked em!