Corrupt a Wish Game!

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but that means that you have to pay an eternal amount of tax. :O

I wish pigs would fly...

[Lani offline]

Granted, but they fall on YOU! :O~

I wish for a nap.

[Rail Runner offline]

Granted, only to be awoken by sirens 8 bajillion times a night.

I wish I lived somewhere other than here.

[Darkborn offline]

Granted, but you like in a prision where if you drop your soap, you are screwed!


I wish I were a bird!

[Rail Runner offline]

Granted, but unfortunately Id probably nail you with an STI as im flying down the freeway.

I wish tollbooths never existed.

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but they are replaced with toothpicks! (That's what I thought it said when I first glanced at it)

I wish for a giant, unsturdy building 10 stories high made entirely out of cards! >:D

[Rail Runner offline]

I wish jeremified would have wished for something that i could destroy...muhahahaha.

[darktemplar offline]

Granted, but he destroys it before you can do.

I wish for more cheap wine.

[Rail Runner offline]

Granted, but the delivery truck breaks every bottle by accident while delivering them.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but there are less days in a week!
I wish to be omnipotent...

[Rail Runner offline]

Granted, but you would also be obnoxious as well

i wish that I could travel more.

[darktemplar offline]

Granted, but you end robbed.

I wish I wasn't so lazy

[Rail Runner offline]

Granted, but you start procrastinating instead

If I could have more friends.

[darktemplar offline]

Granted, but they are hooligans.

I wish world was black-white

[Rail Runner offline]

Granted, but you end up hating it after 2 hours

I wish I could go to France to see CL being made.

[darktemplar offline]

Granted, but police catches your bus for driving too fast, and no one knows French.

I wish I could fly

[Rail Runner offline]

Granted..but mid flight your power suddenly goes away.

If I threw a big CL party

[darktemplar offline]

Granted, but Brazilian troops eat everything you have prepared and try to conquer the town hall.

I wish my internet ran faster

[Rail Runner offline]

Granted, but Cox Communications monopolizes the market and you are forced to switch

I wish that Subaru had not made the front facia change for the 06 model WRX's and STI's

[darktemplar offline]

Granted, but they make another one.

I wish I have invented wheel

[Rail Runner offline]

Granted, but you change all of history and everyone hates you for it.

I wish I had invented something so I could be rich.

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but you invented the toilet and instead of c**p becoming a cuss word (yes, I know it's allowed on these forums) the word STI becomes a cuss word!

I wish everyone was a Christian...

[Rail Runner offline]

Granted, but they charge money for joining the Christian religion

If everyone got along.

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but they all agree on ONLY one thing: to disagree on everything.
Yeah, that was dumb. It made no sense. Live with it.

I wish .GIFs weren't as large (in terms of bytes, kilobytes, etc.)

[darktemplar offline]

Granted, but they support no more compression.

I wish for 10 kg sauerkraut.