I sighed as Kaz led me down an aisle of the museum. He told me about some of the new items he had gotten on RuneScape.

He paused in front of a golden statue of a golden dove. "Squirell Boy, check this out!"

I sighed. "My Pittbull could make an even better statue out of this...."

A small silver plaque under the statue read:

This monument is in the honor of

Mrs Tamya Olufowobi

fourt grade teacher of

Mr PT Barnum.

Mrs. Olufowobi died tragically in a car crash on

June 15, 1990

in Danbury, Connecticut.

May she rest in peace.

I rolled my eyes. That was about the corniest thing I ever read. I leaned against the left wing of the gargantuan bird.

I stumbled back, following the monument as it slid backwards. Kaz gaped.

A stair case appeared beneath my feet. I trippeed and landed on my butt on the second step.

I got up and Kaz followed me down. A light turned on once we were securely out of view of other visitors of the museum.

I spun slowly, taking in what I saw: a secret processing plant.