A Word to the Wise...

[Zaeryth offline]

137. Never speak your inner thoughts in public; trust me, it will haunt you someday.

Too late! Dx;; I know how that feels... Sometimes I wish I was mute. =X

138. Never decide to stay up 'till 3 A.M. watching Code Lyoko episodes before a big math final that you haven't studied for yet...
139. Never draw XANA symbols on your folder while your teacher is watching... They may give you strange looks...

[Metrion offline]

140. If one of your friends dresses similarly to Odd one day, don't stare. (My friend, Rizzma, wore an EXACT replica of Odd's outfit, except she had pink shoes. Funny thing is, she's never seen the show. I freaked out a little bit.)
141. If it seems like a good idea at the time, it probably isn't.
142. Can't never done nothin' he up n' died.

[Darkborn offline]

143. Don't get scared when a Semi-Retarded person kicks open the bathroom stall that you are in. (lol it was funny though)

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

144. Never put a bead in your nose...it's hard to get out (My little cousin did this)
145. Never do a piggy back on someone and someone doing a piggy back on you(three people)
146. If you're teeth get knocked out, grab them before dogs get them.

[Insanity Hero offline]

NOTE FROM INSANITY HERO: All of these things that I am about to list down have been done by me. This is my word of the wise.

147. Never try and put all of the pocket pack things in your mouth. You will get one nasty headache and can't drink water because it hurts your mouth.

148. Never down 4 packets of Equal at the same time. It will taste like cardboard and your best friend will have to whack you on the back to get freash air.

149. Never put a flaming mashmellow in your mouth.

[enemyxwithin offline]

150. Never stand next to your friends when they're making fun of kids that are fully loaded with chilly dogs (my friends did and I was the one to get hit!!! >.<).
151. Don't throw ice cream to reindeers that aren't in a fence to try to feed them, or risk getting your shirt torn.
152. Never kick someone in a character costume when at any amusement park (especially Chip and Dale).
153. Don't run into your mothers $48,300 vase when playing tag with friends!!!!

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

154. Never cheat at board games.
(the rest is quotes that I found)
155. Skill is successfully walking a tightrope over Niagara Falls. Intelligence is not trying.
156. Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes.
157. Track is pointless. No matter how fast you run, you always end up right back where you started
158. Smoking is the only substance in America that when you use as directed, it kills you.
159. 3 out of 2 people don't understand fractions.
160. People wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
161. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
162. It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose
163. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again. .
164. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.
165. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
166. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.
167. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level
168. Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
169. The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own.
170. Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.
171. Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids.
172. Don't think, it doesn't suit you.
173. The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
174. A genius is a man who can rewrap a new shirt and not have any pins left over

[Jeremified offline]

139. Never draw XANA symbols on your folder while your teacher is watching... They may give you strange looks...

Lol! I do something extremely similar to that...
175) Drawing XANA symbols on the corners of all your papers is a bad idea- especially if you did it in pen, because then you can't stop yourself before it's too late.

[Zaeryth offline]

176. Going through 9 lessons in French in one sitting is not good for the brain... >.<
177. ALWAYS check the expiration date on the school's milk cartons before taking a big swig... Otherwise, you may find yourself having the taste of sour milk in your mouth the rest of the day.
178. Procrastination is a good thing... I would tell you why, but I don't really feel like it right now...

[Jeremified offline]

179) Unless you feel like being an idiot, never EVER use a "Your Mom" joke on a sibling.

[Carth]

180) Never speak your mind.
181) EVER. (I know this from experience... )
182) Your shirt is very ugly.

183) The only real perk of watching Sailor Moon in Japanese on YouTube while your friends aren't looking (cause they all grew out of it 7+ years ago) is...well...uh...I have no life...

184) I never told you that.

185) The below statement is true.
186) The above statement is false.

187) What is popular is not always right, but it's usually more interesting.

188) "My hips don't lie." -Shakira

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

189. Never carry more than 40 dollar with you at school

[enemyxwithin offline]

189. Never carry more than 40 dollar with you at school

I carried 200 dollars with me to school for a week before. Thank God nobody stole it (although I think some were trying to attempt to steal it... )

[Insanity Hero offline]

190. Chained wallets is a good thing. *someone on a field trip in my class tried to steal my wallet. But it was chained. SUCKER!*

[KayLenny#7 offline]

191. Use crap when trying to create an attractive document.
192. Crap means C.ontrast, R.epitition, A.lignment, P.roximity.

[Stephen (x1)]

193. Don't touch yourself in front of a teacher. They just might want you to stay after class...(O.O MICHAEL JACKSON?)
194. Don't eat alarm clocks. They don't have any nutritional value.

[Jeremified offline]

195. When using Google Image Search, never type "bs" to search for blue screens. Use "bsod": blue screen of death/doom.

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

190. Chained wallets is a good thing. *someone on a field trip in my class tried to steal my wallet. But it was chained. SUCKER!*

lol

196. Never sing Break Break Breakdance in public.
197. Never sing AWWD.
198. Don't wearing flip flops to the snow. (I've done this)
199. Never cuss at a teacher in a different language because they might know the language(a friend did this).
200. If something hurts to do, don't do it again!

[Jeremified offline]

201) Don't crack even a tiny pepper grain in your mouth using your teeth; despite its size, doing that can BURN your mouth!!!

[Xenon_&_Odd offline]

201) Don't crack even a tiny pepper grain in your mouth using your teeth; despite its size, doing that can BURN your mouth!!!

lol I love bell peppers. The hotter it is the better. For me if it's not that spicy it's really spicey. If it really spicey, it tastes like nothing. Yes...I know I'm weird.

[Carth]

202) Always revive threads you love.

203) 2+2=4.

204) Technological advance sped up after womens' rights were secured.

[The BB of C offline]

205) Don't eat yellow snow.

206) Avoid sticking your nose in other people's buisness, it may stink more than you think.

207) Don't listen to the BB of C when playing games.

[TL.]

208. A cardboard box is the ultimate hiding place

[The BB of C offline]

209) The obvious is never what it is.

210) Jelousy leads to your destruction.

[Rudger offline]

211) Dont try to walk on the roof of a 150 year old house when you weigh over 300 puonds
212) dont jum in your house if you have 7 foot ceiling and you are 5'11.5"
213) dont replace the chain on your wallet with barbed wire
214) dont try to do a 360 in the road to scare the people in the passenger seat
215) dont try to ride a bike no handed and turn to the person behind you at the same time
215) dont use the ramp off a uhaul truck to make a dirt bike ramp (it isnt as strong as you think)
216) confusious say man who stands on toilet is high on pot
217) dont make jokes like that
218) ignore all of what i have said here
219)dont do this
220) dont put big pictures into the forum