THe character interview game!

[lyokowarriorteen20010 offline]

Here is an example
Hello mr.roachster
ROACHSTER:Hello
ME:*picks up baseball bat*
ROACHSTER:What are you doing?
ME:seeing if the rumor is true that a roachster is good for baseball
ROACHSTER:WHat?! You F****** idiot are you F****** crazy or something?!
ME:No I'm just interested. *Picks roachster up.* Batters up! *Throws roachster up in air swings bat.*
ROACHSTER:You A**H*** I'm gonna sue! *He explodes!*.

[Skysong offline]

Me: *standing behind a tree* Well, there's Odd, and there's Sissi... where's my camera?
Odd: *looks up like a gazelle at a waterhole* CRAZY SHIPPER ON THE LOOSE! RUN FOR IT!
*CL gang scatters*
Me: *BKO*

[Carth]

Me: Well, I here am at the Supercomputer, here to interview XANA. Mr XANA?
(black spector pops up)
XANA: Affirmative. I am he known as XANA.
Me: Ah, yes. First, what are your motives exactly for destroying the world?
XANA: I was bored.
Me: I see. Why do you hate the Lyoko Gang so much?
XANA: They're mean.
Me: Did you know I love you and your bada** image?
XANA: ...okay...Bye...I got stuff to do. Big, evil...(adoringly) bada**...stuff... *leaves*

Me: That was strange.

[YDV offline]

xD;; You have NO idea how much trouble you caused by starting this thread. >D MUAHAHA!

~The lights come on, revealing a studio-like set. Here we see the gang, as well as a holographic XANA symbol and a number of other members of the cast tied up to chairs~

Ulrich: Ugh... where are we?

Yumi: I dunno.. why does my head hurt?

Aelita: Why does everything taste purple?

Everyone: .......

Aelita: WHAT?! Colors have tastes. >>;

Sissi: Daddy? Is that you?

Jean-Pierre: *stoned* Heeeeheeehee.... I'm gonna climb me a coconut tree!

Jeremie: XANA!!!!! D<

XANA: JEREMIE!!!! D<

Herb: Um?

Odd: Oh, don't worry. They're mortal enemies.

Nicolas: ODD MY LOVE! Do I hear your angelic voice?

Odd: *blush* I TOLD YOU I'M WITH ULRICH NOW, YOU--

Everyone stares at him.

Odd: I said cheese quesadillas. >>;

Suddenly, a loud, booming voice is heard.

Voice: MUAHAHAHA!!! >D

Everyone: Oh, Snap! Who Could That Be?! NOT WHYDEEVEE! PLEASE, DEAR GOD! NOT WHYDEEVEE!

YDV: Tis Me, You See!

Everyone: We See!

YDV: You see, Indeed!

William: I smoke weed! 8D

YDV: *smacks* YOU BROKE THE RHYME! D<

Jeremie: What do you want with us this time, foul villain?

Thomas: Yeah! You're not locking me in that basement again! ...Please. Not the basement. OH NO-- WHAZZAT?! O.O Wait! Shh. No. NO! Please! No more pie! I have to keep my figure! *gasp* NUU! Keep it away! Is... is that blueberry? I'M ALLERGIC TO BLUEBERRIES! AHHHH SOMEONE STOP THE VOICES! D: *rocks back and forth*

YDV: No, sillies. I'm gonna interview you! 8D

Odd: ....But.. I wanted to dress up in my J-Rock outfit again. D:

YDV: You can do that later. ^_~ But now, for the interview questions!! Umm. Aelita.

Aelita: Yes?

YDV: Is it true that Jeremie decided that you would wear a jumper in Saison Deux because it's a bit more.. promiscuous if you bent over?

Aelita: Well, I--

Jeremie: SHUT UP!!!! *covers Aelita's mouth, blushing*

YDV: And YOU, Sissi! Have you ALWAYS hated being called Elisabeth, or was it just in S2 when they decided to use your real names?

Sissi: Of course, you idiot! I've been Elisa-- well, you know. Forever. They just uh... didn't mention it in Saison Un. Because they knew I'd beat the writers up. >>;

YDV: Kay then. Nicolas Poliakoff!!

Nick: I know what you're going to ask me. The truth is, I really did NOT enjoy that um. Encounter. With that misha person.

YDV: DID YOU AND ODD DELLA ROBBIA HAVE A SECRET RELATIONSHIP IN SEASON ONE?!

Nick: We did! He broke my heart! I'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN!! *pulls out a short sword and prepares to commit suicide Samurai-style*

Odd: Wait! DON'T DO IT! NOOOO!!! *jumps (in chair) towards Nick in slow motion*

Ulrich: Um, excuse me, mister.

Odd: ....*sits back down*

Ulrich: Good little catboy! >D

YDV: YUMI ISHIYAMA-SAN!!!!!

Yumi: HAI?!?!

YDV: You seem to be taking this quite well. Isn't it a known fact that you have a GIGANTIC crush on Ulrich? That you DREAMMM about him every night? That you draw pictures of your wedding, and--

Yumi: O.O SH-SHUT UP!!!

Sissi: Jeez, girl! I don't even like him THAT much!

Silence.

Sissi: Okay. Maybe I do. >>;

YDV: Ulrich Stern! Is it true that you come from an ex-Nazi family?

Ulrich: *covers his shirt that has a swastika on it* Um... no. I have no idea what you're talking about.

YDV: HARGEN SCHIEVEN VON HAGGEN HOOVEN! SCHLAAARGEN KOVEN NEVEN HIEVEN! UNDERWASCHT! SCHNARGEN-FARGEN-SNICKERDOODLE!

Ulrich: ....H...Hitler?

YDV: NEINN!!!! D<

Ulrich: HITLER! 8D *glomps*

Everyone: o___o

Ulrich is soon dragged away by some Royal Police guards, while screaming "ZEIG HEIL, DAMMIT! ZEIG HEIL!!!"

YDV: *cough* Anyway. JIMBO! TENN-HUT!

Jimbo: *stands at attention* YES, CAPTAIN?!

YDV: Is it TRUE that you have not only been involved with the French space program, but also the military, sewer maintanence, mental hospital, as well as your current job as a junior high gym teacher?!

Jimbo: SIR, YES, SIR!

YDV: AT EASE, private! 8D

Jimbo: Uh. Kay. *sits down*

YDV: XANA! *insert ASCII XANA symbol that I'm too lazy to make right now*

XANA: What is it, filthy human?

YDV: Are the rumors that you and VIKI from I, Robot are a couple true?

XANA: *fizzles* UM. NO. I AM UN UNFEELING AI WHO DOES NOT COMPREHEND LOVE. >>;

YDV: Then what's... THIS?! *plays video*

XANA: Oh, baby. Your logic. Is almost as undeniable. As my logic.

VIKI: DARLING!! 8D

*end video*

XANA: THAT'S FORGERY!! I DEMAND A RECOUNT!! AMERICANS ARE ADDICTED TO OIL!! *runs aways into ZPS*

William: ...Weed...

YDV: *smacks* Stop doing drugs! Just sit there and look hot. K? K.

William: ...Hehe.... Weed....

YDV: What are we gonna do with you?

Odd: TENGO UN SUGGESTION! 8D *confers with YDV*

YDV: ....That's crazy enough to.. FAIL HORRIBLY AND GET US ALL KILLED! D<

Odd: No, trust me! I know these things! The imported hair gel I use contains some kind of substance that's illegal in 27 countries and apparently makes people smarter--

Jeremie: O.O GIVE ME THAT SH*T!!!!

Odd: o___o Uh.

Jeremie: Lyoko drugs didn't work. So I need somethign to make me smarter. GIVE ME YOUR HAIR GEL.

Aelita: Jer, sweetie... maybe you should calm down?

Jeremie: SHUT UP, B****! I NEEDS MY DRUGSSSS!!!!!!

William: WORD, YO!

Everyone: D:

Eventually, Jeremie and William get dragged away by the Royal Police, and shoved in a van that goes straight to Rehab.

....The end.

xD;;;

[Carth]

That...IS evil.

Who's Thomas Jovliet (sp) anyway? I've always wanted to ask that...

[Lani offline]

xDD; homg Whydeevee you're a nutcase


Thomas Jovilet is THIS MAN!!! He is hawt.


Lani: Hello.
Lyoko Gang & co.: Hello.
Lani: Aelita?
Aelita: ...Yes?
Lani: Put your mother in that corner.
Aelita: Kay. *complies*
Lani: Jeremie.
Jeremie: WhuddYOUwaaant.
Lani: Put your smarts in that corner.
Jeremie: Kay.*complies*
Lani: Odd.
Odd: Whaaaaaaat.
Lani: Put your cat tail over in that corner.
Odd: B-But...!
Lani: DO IT. Or Ulrich gets it.
Odd: ...Kay *complies*
Lani: SISSI.
Sissi: ...Eh?
Lani: Give me your surpressed memories of XANA's attacks.
Sissi: Kay. *complies*
Lani: ULRICH.
Ulrich: M?
Lani: Put your sexiness in that corner.
Ulrich: UHhh.... kay. *complies*
Lani: Yuuuuumiiiii.
Yumi: Yes.
Lani: Put your Kansai dialect in that corner.
Yumi: Kay. *complies*
Lani: WILLIAAAAM.
William: ....uh.
Lani: Put your sexiness in that corner.
William: But....! ....Kay. *complies*
Lani: LEAVE. YOU'RE ALL DISMISSED.
Lyoko Gang & co.: *leaves*
Lani: Now, our final product is Aelita's mom who exudes BOTH William and Ulrich's sexiness, who is as smart as Jeremie, knows about XANA and is mystified and willing to help, who has a purple cat tail, and speaks fluent Japanese with a Kansai dialect. ...I think we have a masterpiece.

[YDV offline]

Thomas Jovilet is THIS MAN!!! He is hawt.

Yushh! Everyone knows he's like the hottest background character of all time.

xDD homg, Lani. That just... wins. xD; (You should've aksed Nick for his short shorts! xD)

[Carth]

Thomas Jovilet is THIS MAN!!! He is hawt.

Yushh! Everyone knows he's like the hottest background character of all time.

xDD homg, Lani. That just... wins. xD; (You should've aksed Nick for his short shorts! xD)

Hm...He is hawt. I like his hair.

Me: So, Kiwi, is it true that you are actually SMARTER than the rest of the gang?
Kiwi: ...Bark!

[Skysong offline]

YDV... that... that was awesome.

Me: *Crocodile Hunter-esque voice* So, here we are again, stalking the wild Della Robbia! *stalks around the corner into the giant blue room in Carthage*

Odd: *washing his tail*

Me: I KNEW IT!

Odd: *looks around, scandalized* DO YOU *MIND*?!

Me: ...sorry... *slinks back* And I didn't even get to ask him if his hair gel really *is* a brain-enhancing substance... or if he would wear his hair in bangs.

[MY85 offline]

Is this thread similar to this one?

Just asking, though.

[YDV offline]

YDV... that... that was awesome.

Me: *Crocodile Hunter-esque voice* So, here we are again, stalking the wild Della Robbia! *stalks around the corner into the giant blue room in Carthage*

Odd: *washing his tail*

Me: I KNEW IT!

Odd: *looks around, scandalized* DO YOU *MIND*?!

Me: ...sorry... *slinks back* And I didn't even get to ask him if his hair gel really *is* a brain-enhancing substance... or if he would wear his hair in bangs.

O.O Odd. With hair. In bangs. J...J.... JROCK ODD!!!!!!! *pokes Lani's Fanart thread*

Jrock Odd= . plzkthx.

*cough* I guess it's sorta similar, but this is more like... interviews. xD; I dunno.

[lyokowarriorteen20010 offline]

Rodri, No it is not.
Ok here is my interview with the skipozoa.

ME:Hello mister octopus.
SKIPOZOA: I'm not a octopus! I'm a brain and energy sucking digital being
ME:Ok... So is it true tht you and XANA are going out?
SKIPOZOA: What are you talking about? I have no idea who told you that!
ME:Well Devee told me about it.
SKIPOZOA: What? He shall die!
ME:*Pulls out a katana.* No he won't but you will.
SKIPOZOA: What? XANA dear can you help me?
XANA:Sure *He electrocutes me.
ME:Time to call in a character from my fanfic. Oh Jake!!
Jake:Yes creator?
Me:Destroy them.
Jake: if you say so Ice bolt!
SKIPOZOA: No!
XANA:crap.
*They both explode*

Thank you folks you can check out my fanfic at this link: http://www.lyokofreak.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2380