Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[Jeremified offline]

Time for me to recover!

#1
Yumi: Ulrich, don't say I warned you...
Ulrich: I thought it was always some crazy rumor!
Yumi: You need to trust me at times like this!
Ulrich: I don't care if my face is frozen this way, OK! I'll live through it!

#2
Teacher: Okay, class, who can tell me when Mexico gained its independence?
Ulrich: *looks out window*
Teacher: ...Ulrich, you seem confident enough not to pay attention!
Ulrich: Hang on, sir... um... September 76, 1010?
Teacher: Uh... what?
Ulrich: Wait, hang on... *leans towards window* Okay, wait, it's September 19, 7810! No, wait, that's not it...
Teacher: Ulrich, why are you looking out the window while you speak?
Ulrich: Wha- no reason! Heh...
Later that day...
Odd: Hey, I said I'm sorry! I'm not that great at writing!
Ulrich: Odd, that's the last time I hire you to make cue cards!

#3
Aelita: You see, Yumi? Odd's a true genius!
Yumi: Beginner's luck...
Odd: Aelita's right! Only a true work of art could know how to defeat 6 tarantulas with 4 laser arrows!
Yumi: So? They just happened to get into that position!
Odd: Admit it, Yumi- you're just jealous. *Aelita giggles* Don't worry, though, there's enough of my brains to go around for every- *runs into tree*
Yumi: *shouts back* I TOLD YOU KARMA WAS REAL!

Maybe captions 2 and 3 will make up for the first one...

[Tekirai offline]

Yayness, I did goodly this time!

#1

'Ok Ulrich, this is your big chance. Odd just dropped a can of tuna on your foot, time to say something flashy! But...my brain keeps saying 'ow'...I'll have to depend on instincts! Or..some other random big word.'

Ulrich: OH THE HURTINESS OF MY FOOTAL STRUCTURE!

'...what the hell was that?'

#2

France 3: LALALA
Ulrich: Sir, that 3 above your head is depressing me. Can I go...y'know...somewhere other than this room?
Teacher: ...you're crazy.
France 3: Hmm...all I wanted was some attention. Oh well, next stop- Robotboy. *disappears*

Robotboy is the only other cartoon I can think of that is on France 3...

#3

Yumi: Well, this was unexpected. The tower just turned itself off. And we haven't figured out what XA-
Aelita and Odd: *zipping past very fast.* HIYUMIREADYTOKIVKXANASBUTTLETSGOYAHOO.
Yumi: ...I think my eye just dropped out.

This week was pretty hard, IMO. Meh well.

[Pika53 offline]

Pic. #1:

Ulrich: Uh, do I have something in my teeth?

Pic. #2:

Teacher: Would someone like to ask a question?

{Ulrich raises his hand.}

Ulrich: Would you like fries with that?

Pic. #3:

Odd: Yumi, could you answer a quick question?

Yumi: What is it, Odd?

Odd: Is this the way to San Jose?

[Taelia offline]

I'm too sleepy to do captions for this round.

[Jeremified offline]

Taelia, did you really need to tell everybody else?

HIYUMIREADYTOKIVKXANASBUTTLETSGOYAHOO.

At first I though that was HI YUMI READY TO KICK XANAS BUTTLETS YAHOO. xD Man, that looked weird at first.

[McTrooper offline]

Fake caption bump

Pic #4

Ulrich: Hey Yumi, Odd's told me about this new thing called cheese squeezing. I was wondering if you wanted to go try it after school.

Yumi: Uhm . . Sure Ulrich I'll squeeze the cheese with you.

Ulrich: Oh and remember to eat a lot of beans. I'm not sure why but Odd said it was important.

Pic #5

Jeremie: Hey guy's we've got a real problem.

Ulrich: What is it Jeremie?

Jeremie: Xana has come out with his own breakfast cereal.

Odd: He's going to take over the world with breakfast cereal?

Jeremie: No he's included free mind control helmets in every package. When the kids put them on they'll have no choice but to follow Xana's every whim.

[lyokowarriorteen20010 offline]

Sick:
Lyoko is Cool #2
RoDrInCuBuS #3
lyokowarriorboy #2 and 3

YEah myt caption will be on soon.

[Agent_Marquez offline]

Picture Nº1:

Yumi: why Ulrich's acting so strange with his mouth?
Odd: Maybe he just chugged down a tabasco bottle all by himself...
Ulrich: Hahahaha...
Odd: Holy cow, Ulrich. You got your tongued pierced... but why does it have a Ricky Martin image on it?

Picture Nº2:

Ulrich: Hey, you're a Yakuza. What "family" are you with?
Teacher: Class 2-C, idiot.

Picture Nº3:

Yumi: Odd, how can you get so many relationships easier?
Odd: You'll do as I say, and ask no questions. Do you follow my drift?
Yumi: In technicolor, sir.

[magnus4001 offline]

#1

Jeremie (off camera): Hey Ulrich, how come so many girls have crushes on you? What's your secret?

Ulrich: My dazzling smile, of course. See?

Jeremie (off camera): ... Right...

#2

Ulrich: Can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: I don't know, can you? Heh heh heh.

Ulrich: Do you want a demonstration? Because if I don't get to a toilet soon you'll get one whether you want it or not.

***

Quick note about my caption for #3: I didn't write this one. A reader of this thread, who chooses to remain anonymous, wrote it and asked me to submit it for her.

#3

Odd: I'm dumb and annoying. And I smell really bad.

Aelita: And I'm a scaredy baby, eh.

Yumi: I am going to give up on Ulrich, who is way to good for me, and date the much less hot William because he is the best I can ever hope to do. Then Ulrich and Sissy can be happy together.

***

One last note: Mew, the writer of this last caption has asked me to thank you for using her “Ulrich-dearâ€

[Jazzy Josh offline]

#1

Ulrich: Now you've really messed up Jereme, You've made me grow a third ear on my neck.
Jeremie: so now you have a threesome........of ears


#2

Teacher: First to rraise their hand gets $10
*Ulrich is beaten*
Teacher: First to rraise their hand gets $10
*Ulrich is beaten*
Teacher: First to raise their hand has to give me $20
*Ulrich is first*
Ulrich: DANG THAT UNLUCKY 3RD EAR!!!!!!!

#3*

Odd: You're gonna lose
Yumi: Will not
*Yumi wins*
Odd: You beat me....I cn't believe it...you get the 2nd place ribbon
Yumi: Why don't I get the first place ribbon
Odd: NOBODY GETS THE 1ST PLACE RIBBON
Yumi: Is that why you have it...

O SNAP!!!!!!!!

*Parody off of Bonus Stage

[Mewberries151]

Okay. This contest is officially over.

Caption 1:

1) x1 (3 points)
2) Stonecreek (2 points)
3) Tekirai (1 Point)
Lyoko is Cool
magnus4001
Jeremified
Shi_Min_Xi
G-Force
Pika53
Agent Marquez
RoDrInCuBuS
Lani
Odd675

Caption 2:

1) Tekirai (3 points)
2) Stonecreek (2 points)
3) Shi_Min_Xi (1 point)
Lani
Jeremified
RoDrInCuBuS
G-Force
x1
Agent Marquez
Magnus4001
Pika53
Lyoko is Cool
Odd675

Caption 3:

1) Tekirai (3 points)
2) Jeremified (2 points)
3) Shi_Min_Xi (1 point)
G-Force
x1
Pika53
magnus4001
Lani
RoDrInCuBuS
Stonecreek
Agent Marquez
Lyoko is Cool
Odd675

Funniest:

1) x1, Caption 1 (3 points)
2) Tekirai, Caption 3 (2 points)
3) Stonecreek, Caption 1 (1 point)

Most Random:

1) Lyoko is Cool, Caption 1 (3 points)
2) G-Force, Caption 3 (2 points)
3) X1, Caption 3 (1 point)

Sickest:

1) x1, Caption 2 (3 points)
2) RoDrInCuBuS, Caption 1 (2 points)
3) StoneCreek, Caption 3 (1 point)

Totals for this Round:

1.) x1 (10 points)
2.) Tekirai (9 points)
3.) Stonecreek (6 points)
4.) Lyoko is Cool (3 points)
5.) G-Force (2 points)
6.) RoDrInCuBuS (2 points)
7.) Shi_Min_Xi (2 points)
8.) Jeremified (2 points)
9.) magnus4001
10.) Lani
11.) Agent Marquez
12.) Pika53
13.) Odd675



Total Rank:
1. Magnus4001: 121
2. Mewberries151: 70
3. Stonecreek: 67
4. TB3: 64
5. RoDrInCuBuS: 62
6. Lyoko Is Cool: 61
7. Your De-Virtualization: 53
8. Darkborn: 46
9. Jeremified: 29
10. TL: 26
11. DL: 24
12. SamBlob: 23
13. Lyoko Addict: 22
14. McTrooper: 21
15. Werwek: 20
16. Reesane: 19 [TIE]
16A. Waves_blade: 19 [TIE]
16B. x1: 19 [TIE]
16C. G-Force: 19 [TIE]
20. Blue Armor Boy: 16 [TIE]
20A. Carth_upon_a_star: 16 [TIE]
20B. Lani: 16 [TIE]
23. Tekirai: 13
24. Agent_Marquez: 12
25. Raven_613: 11
26. AngelBolt: 10 [TIE]
26A. Vchat20: 10 [TIE]
28. Jeremie Lover: 9 [TIE]
28A. Odd675: 9 [TIE]
30. 4Lpha0mega: 7 [TIE]
30A. Enemyxwithin: 7 [TIE]
32. Sanji: 6
33. Lyokolover: 5 [TIE]
34. [TIE]
34A. LyokoHaCk: 4 [TIE]
34B. Code tony: 4 [TIE]
37. Enki: 3 (banned from LF)[TIE]
37B. psyt: 3 [TIE]
37C. Blueyedblonde: 3 [TIE]
37D. Starway: 3 [TIE]
37E. Skorpigeist: 3 [TIE]
37F. Vertig73: 3 [TIE]
37G. Xenon_&_Odd 3 [TIE]
44. Taelia: 2 [TIE]
44A. Lyokofire: 2 [TIE]
44B. Michaeldim: 2 [TIE]
44C. Aceilikeeggs: 2 [TIE]
44D. Shi_Min_Xi (2 points)

And just a few after competition remarks...

[quote="magnus4001"]One last note: Mew, the writer of this last caption has asked me to thank you for using her “Ulrich-dearâ€

[G-Force offline]

I demand a recount, the juding here was totally biased. I mean c'on! All the captions that were awarded points were about Ulrich....mine included...maybe that's because all the pictuers...were...about....Ulrich....oops.

Well that was fun round and yes, I did crack a Smah Brothers refference. I don't know why but now I secretly wish that XANA would employ the services of Master Hand to guard his towers for no on.

[Taelia offline]

Hey! TB3 got more points then me!

[Mewberries151]

I demand a recount, the juding here was totally biased. I mean c'on! All the captions that were awarded points were about Ulrich....mine included...maybe that's because all the pictuers...were...about....Ulrich....oops.

I'm definitely hoping I'm not showing any bias. ^^;

Well that was fun round and yes, I did crack a Smah Brothers refference. I don't know why but now I secretly wish that XANA would employ the services of Master Hand to guard his towers for no on.

Indeed! Now that'd be quite a sight! X)


Alright then, who would like to host the next round...or who hasn't hosted one recently? ^^

[MY85 offline]

Alright then, who would like to host the next round...or who hasn't hosted one recently? ^^

I'd say G-Force, since he sorta complained about the last round's judging.

What do we do with this thread when it gets locked? I kinda want to continue it at BKO... but then, some wouldn't be able to participate...

[Mewberries151]

Alright then, who would like to host the next round...or who hasn't hosted one recently? ^^

I'd say G-Force, since he sorta complained about the last round's judging.

He was just joking, I'm sure. Lol...he shouldn't be complaining...he got second in the Random category. But if he wants a recount... *evil laugh*

What do we do with this thread when it gets locked? I kinda want to continue it at BKO... but then, some wouldn't be able to participate...

I think we should just make a sequel to it in Games like we do with all the other Game sequel threads. I would suggest though that this upcoming round be the last one for this thread (depending on the entries), in order to avoid having some of the captions for a round on the new thread be stuck on this one. ^^

Has Stonecreek or YDV or any of our other top 10 leaders held a round recently? Perhaps one of them would like to do it.

[Stonecreek]

Seeing as I ascended (unbelievably) to 3rd in the standings, it's about time I do a round. If any of these pics have been used, tell me and I'll go get a new pic to replace it. Also, the round will have to end on June 15, 6 pm (CST) 'cause that's the last day I'll have Internet access down at University. Here's the pics:

One

Two

Three

[Tekirai offline]

Wow, I did really good last round! I'm guessing it was because it was an Ulrich round and since I- ...yeah. Thanks Mew!

#1 (ahh, I captioned this at TV.com once. Good times.)

Yumi: Cheers!
Odd: Cheers!
Aelita: Cheers!
Ulrich: Che-
Odd: Oh no you don't! You're not one of us, Ulrich!
Ulrich: ...?
Odd: Thaaat's right! Ya'll gettin' one of 'em sodie cans...
Yumi: Um...Odd?
Odd: While WE stick with good ol' Mother Nature's COFFEE!
Ulrich: That's hot cho-
Odd: SAME DIFFERENCE! Ya better watch out, cuz. 'Cuz I am NOT in a good mood, yo! *throws cup at him and stomps away*
Ulrich: ...he turned from Odd, hillybilly to homie within 12 seconds. Nice. o__O;

#2 (Magnus knows from experience that I LOVE captioning this picture. xD)

Jeremie: Ok, right, now turn left. No, left. LEFT!
Yumi: Oh, right right! Left!
Jeremie: Right...
Yumi: Right it is! *changes direction*
Jeremie: AAAGH! I SAID LEFT! LEFTLEFTLEFTLEFTLEFT!
Yumi: Hmm, turned out to be left, then right.
Jeremie: *sigh* Fine, right, you're coming up to your first task. You have to-
(BANG)
Yumi: What was that?
Jeremie: Yumi, you're supposed to STOP and PICK UP the dog. NOT run over it.
Yumi: But it's cardboard.
Jeremie: WHO CARES? Do you want your licence or not?
Yumi: What licence?

#3

Aelita: Geez, I got a bad grade in two tests, got detention, forgot to turn in my essay, lost my lunch money, Jeremie's been ignoring me all day and now this blue bubble is hitting on me. I did NOT even know they could do that.
Said Bubble: Hey, do you have a bandage? 'Cause I think I've fallen in love with-
(SMACK)

My tummy hurts. D: *toddles off*

[Rudger offline]

Pic #1
Odd: "hey ulrich what are you doing?"
* no response *
Odd: "yumi?"
* no reesponse *
Odd: "Aelita?"
* no response *
Odd: " Oh no there frozenlike that! This must be a X.A.N.A. Attack!" *runs off to the factory*
Ulrich: "Jeeze I thought he'd never go away."
Yumi: "Well that bought us some time."
Aelita: "he's so annoying."
Ulrich: "C'mon lets get Jeremie and go to the movies before he gets back."
Yumi: "right. lets go."

Pic #2
Yumi:*singing to the Radio poorly* ANNND IIIII WIIIIIILLL ALWAAYS LOOOOVE YOOOOOOUUU!
Jeremy: *smashes glass* "Shut the hell up! you cant sing for crap so just shut up!"
*takes crowbar from back and smashes radio*
"There. sing to that!"
*turns around*
*yumi starts singing UMSD even worse*
Jeremie "I have no choice" *smacks yumi in the head with a crowbar*
"that should shut her up"
Aelita who is sitting in the back with Jeremie: "If she is knocked out then who is driving"
Jeremie: "ummm.... I dunno"
*giant explosion*

Pic #3
Aelita: Oh blue bubble our love can never be. For there is another that I love.
Blue Bubble: I love you but I understand. who is this person that you love so much more than I.
Aelita: His name is... Jeremie.
Blue bubble: *tuns red* "what! you chose blonde boy over me. whats he got that I ain't"
Aelita: well for starers he's a human and 2 he's anatomicaly better than you considering your just a lame bubble.
Bubble: oh I am gonna murder him and make you eat him and then I will kill you and....
*cut short by Aelita Who hit it with a fly swatter*
Aelita: "I should have done that a long tome ago"




This is my first attempt and I know that they suck but I wanted to try anyways

[enemyxwithin offline]

Pic #1
Odd: Hey, why don't we go into Jeremie's room and go through his underwear?
Ulrich: I'm in.
Yumi: Me too.
Aelita: Same here!!
Odd: Ok then, let's go!!

*five minutes later*

Aelita: O_O He still wears tidey wideys...
Yumi: O_O With kangaroos on them...
Ulrich: I stole a pair of 'em!
Aelita: You did?!
Ulrich: Yup. *hold up underwear*
Odd: Cheers to Ulrich!!
Yumi: Cheers!
Aelita: Cheers!
Ulrich: Cheers!
Jeremie(off screen) : ULRICH!!!!!!!

Pic #2
Yumi: Hey Jeremie, you want to see me pop a wheelie in this thing??
Jeremie: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *screaming causes the glass to break*
Yumi: Yes? OK!!! *pops a wheelie*

*five minutes later*

Yumi: That was so friggin' scary!! I'm never doing that again...
Jeremie: Oh. My. GAWD!!! That was SO FRIGGIN' AWESOME!!!! MOVE OVER!!! WE'RE DOING THAT AGAIN!!! *takes the wheel*
Yumi: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Pic #3
Aelita: Jeremie, I have something to tell you.
Jeremie: What is it Aelita. You know you can tell me anything.
Aelita: I...I...I made out with Jim.
Jeremie: You made out with Jim?
Aelita: *nods head slowly*
Jeremie: But I called dibs on him!!
Aelita: Well, yeah but...
Jeremie: FINE!! Then I call dibs on Mrs. Hurtz!!!

[Odd675 offline]

EDITY: forget it! x3! i'm here x3

Here comes the Caption! x3!

Caption #1

Ulrich: Salute!
Aelita: Salute!
Yumi: Salute!
Odd: Salute for what or i mean WHO? *looks at Ulrich*
Ulrich: guess..
Odd: same Jeremie?
Ulrich: NO, YOU! We salute for you! you're the character of the week!
Odd:O.O WHAT?! It's my first time..
Jeremie (OS): Oh crap..i'm still have a highlight: 5 time Character of the week

Caption #2

Yumi: We can still talking when i'm driving..tell me..what's it?
Jeremie: Okay, Okay...i was dreaming about you at all..
Yumi: ? what weird dream you have..o_ô what's your dream?
Jeremie: *scared* it was true dream! You and me..in the same vehicle....
Yumi: and what?
Jeremie: minutes later, you stopped the vehicle and you are coming at me..to BKO word º.ºU
Yumi: you're weird..i promise i will don't that..okay?*smiles evil..secretly*
Jeremie: okay, i will sleeping here..a bit, you still driving!
*Jeremie sleep...and Yumi stops the vehicle..and she was doing the same dream of Jeremie..*

Caption #3

Aelita: Uhh..i have to confess with you Ulrich..
Ulrich: What is it?
Aelita: In these weeks..i've looking at you...all time..incluiding in Lyoko..
Ulrich: But we all know you're in love forever with Jeremie..not me!
Aelita: It was a Fluke!
Ulrich: uh..now you're now in love with me..uhh..
Aelita: I LOVE YOU!

[Ghost Guest offline]

Pic # 1

Ulrich: Everyone in here that's not scrawny, raise your hand!

Pic # 2

Jeremie: Okay this is not funny anymore Yumi! Open your eyes now!!

Pic # 3

Aelita: ... And that's what happened after I ate all those chocolates...

[Taelia offline]

1:
ULRICH: To the defeat of XANA!

ODD, AELITA, YUMI: To the defeat of XANA!

2.

JEREMIE: Yumi, where excactly are we going?

YUMI: The Factory.

3.

AELITA: Is there a possibility that I am a real virtual being?

[Jazzy Josh offline]

too tired to post anything but this right now:

#3

Jeremie: Hey, Aelita, could you tell me your name?

Aelita: *in a slur* Aelita Stoned

[Taelia offline]

Good one! *yawwwwn*