The Ban Game 5...aka the game which wants to beat ^<V

[Chosen_one offline]

I ban Insanity Hero because I posted 24 minutes after him.
Also 'cause it's 7:30

[The BB of C offline]

I ban Chosen_one for having personal bio in his signature.

[Chosen_one offline]

Wha?
(That's why I ban The BB of C)
Also 'cause I didn't say "I ban The BB of C because" like I always do

[Jeremified offline]

I ban Chosen One because he has 400 posts.

[Stonecreek]

I ban Jeremified for posting a couple of minutes before me,

[Chosen_one offline]

I ban Stonecreek 'cause he's in an American farm, and I hate American farms. Too much sun, too much hay, and the manure... ugh... I don't know how people can live on a farm.
Also 'cause he has 2051 posts

[Rail Runner offline]

I ban the Chosen One because I woke up late this morning

[Jeremified offline]

I ban VSTI because I can't think of a reason to ban him.

(This turns into a paradox when you think about it long enough.)

[Rail Runner offline]

I ban Jeremified because he cant think of a reason to ban me...haha

[Jeremified offline]

I ban VSTI 'cause he doesn't get the paradox yet.

[Chosen_one offline]

I ban Jeremified 'cause I get it: the fact that he can't think of a reason to ban Virtualized STI is the reason he's banning him. Therefore, the reason he thought of is his disability to think of a reason.

Also 'cause I posted very early this morning

[Rail Runner offline]

I ban Chosen One because I actually got it when I read it, but I just dont respond sometimes verbally...I think about it and laugh..

[The BB of C offline]

I ban Virtualized STI because I got invited to a party.

[Rail Runner offline]

I ban The BBofC because I can make my own party....well..no I cant

[The BB of C offline]

I ban Virtualized STI because he has more ability than I do.

[Rail Runner offline]

I ban The BB of C because I have thought about it on more than one occasion.

[Stonecreek]

I ban Stonecreek 'cause he's in an American farm, and I hate American farms. Too much sun, too much hay, and the manure... ugh... I don't know how people can live on a farm.
Also 'cause he has 2051 posts

I don't live on a farm, just in an area of the country that has a lot of farms.

Anyway, I ban STI because he lives in a more diverse area than I do.

[The BB of C offline]

I ban Virtualized STI for not trying.

[Chosen_one offline]

I ban The BB of C because Stonecreek's location is "somewhere in rural America" and I thought that wherever he was, there's a farm.
Also 'cause I'm in the totally awesome city of Atlantis

[The BB of C offline]

((What's so great about Atlantis?))

I ban Chosen_one because I have lyrics to one of my theme songs.

[Chosen_one offline]

I ban The BB of C because I never bothered to write a theme song.
Also 'cause he MADE FUN OF ATLANTIS!!! CURSE THE INSULTER OF ATLANTIS!!! DON'T YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO INSULT ATLANTIS AROUND THE CHOSEN ONE?!!

*takes a breath* *takes another breath*

*almost calms down*
--10 years later--
*calms down*

[Rudger offline]

I ban chosen_one for taking so long to calm down

P.S.

atlantis sucks... lol just kidding

[Chosen_one offline]

*GASP* Okay, you were kidding, it's okay (for now).

I ban Rudger because he is only four levels away from the bottom and heart of Hell.
Also 'cause he's still alive

[knifey offline]

I ban Chosen_one because based on his location he seems to have obtained the ability to survive underwater for a long peroid of time.

[Rail Runner offline]

I ban Knifeshock because electric knives are cool.