Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[Jeremified offline]

I'm back from California! (Geez, I should tell people these things more...)
And now for the well-picked picture caption entries!

#1
Odd: OHHHHH, my head... @.@
Aelita: Even I'm still dizzy from that!
Ulrich: All in favor of NEVER again asking Jeremie how he works the supercomputer, say "aye". Aye.
Aelita: Aye.
Odd: Aye-yi-yi... *faints*

#2
Jeremie: Come on, Yumi! You can make it! It's already in sight!
Yumi: *yawn* Who's there...
Jeremie: STAY AWAKE! ...Oh, no, she's fallen asleep! And only one block away from Starbucks!
Yumi: N-need... frappucino (sp?)... *snore*

#3
Aelita: Jeremie, why do you have a picture of Einstein in your room?
Jeremie: Uh, because he, uh, reminds me to be smart! Heh...
Aelita: And why does he have lipstick pressed all over his face?
Jeremie: WHA- That's not- um- *runs*

[Taelia offline]

Oh, God. That's funny!

[Mewberries151]

These are great pictures! ^.^

Caption 1:

Everyone: TEQUILA!

Caption 2:

Yumi (singing to herself as she drives oblivious): Lalalalalalala! Lalalalalalala! Lalalalalalala!

(outside shot of her car swerving to hit just about every pedestrian nearby)

*Back inside, Jeremie is watching the News on his laptop*

News Anchor: So much destruction...reports place the blame on this teen genius, who just had to get the latest Ad-Aware installation before the stores closed.

Jeremie:

Caption 3:

Aelita: Jeremie, have you always had Shmoopy Woopy bear PJs?


*sweatdrops* I can't believe I stole ideas from not one but two Nick cartoons for these captions. X)

[Agent_Marquez offline]

Picture #1:

Ulrich, Odd and Aelita are apparently having a toast.

Ulrich raised his soda can. "To love".

Aelita also raised her drink next to Ulrich's can. "To friendship."

Odd was walking weirdly, but he also made a toast. "To Red Bull." Soon, he fainted and he was carried away to the hospital.

Picture #2:

Jeremie shouted through the shattered window. "Yumi, slow down. You already got William's head smashed through that window."

Yumi wasn't satisfied yet. "And that's just the begining. After we go up to the cliff, I'm gonna shove that baseball bat through his *ss and make the f**ker moan until he can't no more."

Jeremie was speechless after that. Yumi began to sing. "My eyes have seen the glory of the trampling at the zoo, we've washed ourselves in n***ers blood and all the mongrels too..."

Jeremie had his jaws dropped. "You're... a... nazi?"

"Hell yeah." Yumi exclaimed in pride.

Jeremie sat on his knees and began to pray. "Come on, XANA!! Launch an attack and save this Jew from getting a bloodbath from this evil Nazi..."

Picture #3:

Aelita felt a bit sad after she realized she couldn't be virtualized anymore. "This is a bummer."

A wooden puppet popped out of nowhere.

Aelita asked. "Who are you?"

The wooden puppet replied. "I'm Pinocchio".

Aelita was surprised. "A wooden puppet that can talk. Sweet..." She huggled the wooden boy.

"You know that I am a real boy." After that, Pinocchio's nose grew.

She asked the obvious. "Why did your nose grew?"

"Ignore my nose, I am a real boy!"

"Yeah, right. And I am a real girl."

In a turn of strange events, Aelita's ears began to grow.

"Oh crud... now I can only wear elfish costumes for Halloween!" She pouted.



D*mn, I'm not making any sense this time.

[DeadViolet offline]

Those wera tad to extreme....

[Jeremified offline]

Yeah, could you, um, censor the heavier swear words, such as a** and d***? Nice captions, though.

[McTrooper offline]

#1

Odd: I propose a toast to deodorant, with out which this toast would be embarrassingly stinky.

All: To deodorant!.

#2

Yumi wanted to show how she could drive with her eyes closed.

#3

Jeremie (off camera): Yumi seemed to think you'd know where my missing underwear is.

Aelita: Uhm . . I have no clue where your tighty-whities are.

[Pika53 offline]

Mewbarries151 wrote:

Pika53 wrote:

Pic. #3:

Odd: Yumi, could you answer a quick question?

Yumi: What is it, Odd?

Odd: Is this the way to San Jose?

If there had been a category for "Corniest caption" yours would have won it hands down.
That made me think of good old "Whose Line Is It Anyway". Very funny!

You really think so? I thought it was quite funny myself. Then again, I do have a twisted sense of humor,
much like Odd, so I'll take the title of "Corniest caption" as a complement.

Anyway, time for the captions.

Pic #1:

Odd: By a show of hands, who thinks I should date Sissi?

(Everyone raises their hand.)

Pic #2:

Jeremie: Are we there yet?

Yumi: No.

Jeremie: Are we there yet?

Yumi: (annoyed) No.

Jeremie: Are we there yet?

Yumi: (angery) No! Look shut up already or so help me I'll turn this van around!

Pic #3:

Aelita: (dazed) I am sooo baked.

[MY85 offline]

[Sidenote: Not midnight for me yet!]

#1

Ulrich: Guys, let's have a toast to our first drinking beer contest!!
Aelita + Odd: Oh yeah!!
[After 10 cans]
Ulrich: I can't wait to have a hangover...
Odd: Me too... [Odd vomits on the floor]
[Aelita stared at the vomit in disgust]
Aelita: Oh my god...
Odd: What? Didn't you knew that today was rodents for lunch?

#2

Jeremie: Yumi... hurry up right now or I'll have to take a dump here...
Yumi: Just hold your bum, boy! Next stop, the National Park!

#3

Aelita: Jeremie... you're an embarassment for boyfriend material... just take off those Teletubbies underwear now... and if you wanna do me, just drug me, okay?

[Taelia offline]

Oh God, my sides are splitting!

[Stonecreek]

[Sidenote: Not midnight for me yet!]

I said 6 pm CST today, so people still have almost 8 hours to get captios in before I start judging.

[Jeremified offline]

XD Oh God, my sides are splitting!

Sounds painful.
Yayness, only 7 hours now! Okay, I'll stop.

[Stonecreek]

Someone check these numbers, make sure I didn't mess up. Pretty good round; I was just hoping for more entries despite the short deadline. Here are the results:

Caption 1
1. Jeremified (3 points) (the Aye-yi-yi did it…)
2. McTrooper (2 points)
3. Mewberries151 (1 point)
4. Agent_Marquez
5. Tekirai
6. enemyxwithin
7. RoDrInCuBuS
8. Rudger
9. Pika53
10. Belpois…Jeremie Belpois (BJB now - tell me when you're planning a name change in the middle of a post!)
11. Odd675
12. Taelia

Caption 2
1. Agent_Marquez (3 points) (The opinions expressed in this caption may not necessarily represent those of the judge...)
2. RoDrInCuBuS (2 points)
3. Rudger (1 point)
4. enemyxwithin
5. Mewberries151
6. Jeremified
7. Tekirai
8. Pika53
9. Belpois…Jeremie Belpois (BJB)
10. McTrooper
11. Odd675
12. Taelia

Caption 3
1. enemyxwithin (3 points)
2. Jeremified (2 points)
3. Mewberries151 (1 point)
4. Tekirai
5. RoDrInCuBuS
6. Pika53
7. Agent_Marquez
8. McTrooper
9. Belpois…Jeremie Belpois (BJB)
10. Lyoko is Cool
11. Rudger
12. Odd675
13. Taelia

Funniest
1. Agent_Marquez (pic 2) – 3 points
2. enemyxwithin (pic 3) – 2 points
3. Jeremified (pic 1) – 1 points

Sickest
1. Agent_Marquez (pic 2) – 3 points
2. RoDrInCuBuS (pic 2) – 2 points
3. enemyxwithin (pic 3) – 1 point

Most Random
1. Mewberries151 (pic 3) – 3 points
2. Agent_Marquez (pic 3) – 2 points
3. Taelia (pic 3) – 1 point

Totals for This Round
1. Agent_Marquez – 11 points
2. Jeremified – 6 points
2A. enemyxwithin – 6 points
4. Mewberries151 – 5 points
5. RoDrInCuBuS – 4 points
6. McTrooper – 2 points
7. Rudger – 1 point
7A. Taelia – 1 point

Total Rank:
1. Magnus4001: 121
2. Mewberries151: 75
3. Stonecreek: 67
4. RoDrInCuBuS: 66
5. TB3: 64
6. Lyoko Is Cool: 61
7. Your De-Virtualization: 53
8. Darkborn: 46
9. Jeremified: 35
10. TL: 26
11. DL: 24
12. SamBlob: 23 [TIE]
12A. Agent_Marquez: 23 [TIE]
12B. McTrooper: 23 [TIE]
15. Lyoko Addict: 22
16. Werwek: 20
17. Reesane: 19 [TIE]
17A. Waves_blade: 19 [TIE]
17B. x1: 19 [TIE]
17C. G-Force: 19 [TIE]
21. Blue Armor Boy: 16 [TIE]
21A. Carth_upon_a_star: 16 [TIE]
21B. Lani: 16 [TIE]
24. Tekirai: 13
24A. Enemyxwithin: 13 [TIE]
26. Raven_613: 11
27. AngelBolt: 10 [TIE]
27A. Vchat20: 10 [TIE]
29. Jeremie Lover: 9 [TIE]
29A. Odd675: 9 [TIE]
31. 4Lpha0mega: 7 [TIE]
32. Sanji: 6
33. Lyokolover: 5 [TIE]
34. LyokoHaCk: 4 [TIE]
34A. Code tony: 4 [TIE]
36. Enki: 3 (banned from LF)[TIE]
36A. psyt: 3 [TIE]
36B. Blueyedblonde: 3 [TIE]
36C. Starway: 3 [TIE]
36D. Skorpigeist: 3 [TIE]
36E. Vertig73: 3 [TIE]
36F. Xenon_&_Odd 3 [TIE]
36G. Taelia: 3 [TIE]
44. Lyokofire: 2 [TIE]
44A. Michaeldim: 2 [TIE]
44B. Aceilikeeggs: 2 [TIE]
44C. Shi_Min_Xi (2 points)
48. Rudger (1 point)

[Jeremified offline]

Someone check these numbers, make sure I didn't mess up. Pretty good round; I was just hoping for more entries despite the short deadline. Here are the results:

Caption 1
1. Jeremified (3 points) (the Aye-yi-yi did it…)

Caption 3
1. enemyxwithin (3 points)
2. Jeremified (2 points)

Funniest
1. Agent_Marquez (pic 2) – 3 points
2. enemyxwithin (pic 3) – 2 points
3. Jeremified (pic 1) – 1 points

Totals for This Round
1. Agent_Marquez – 11 points
2. Jeremified – 6 points

Total Rank:
1. Magnus4001: 121
2. Mewberries151: 75
3. Stonecreek: 67
4. RoDrInCuBuS: 66
5. TB3: 64
6. Lyoko Is Cool: 61
7. Your De-Virtualization: 53
8. Darkborn: 46
9. Jeremified: 35

Oh YES! One of my best rounds yet! [size=0]I debated whether to keep the aye-yi-yi part in, but thank goodness I left it there! K, I'll stop talkatalkin. xD;;[/size]

[Odd675 offline]

Yes, Real Jeremie..but Who Will Own the Next Contest?

[Tekirai offline]

*singing like a drunk* Woooisucked. Meh well. ^^

Ooh, I could do the next contest if nobody else does. Although the deadline time will be GMT.

[Odd675 offline]

Tekirai, wait for Rodri for instructions to be judge! for you

[Jeremified offline]

It'll probably be TB3 or Lyoko is Cool, as they have some of the highest points. I have no idea where Magnus has been lately.

[MY85 offline]

Tekirai, go ahead. Three pics, one deadline, judge it the way we do.

[Tekirai offline]

Okay! Deadline is... err... the 25th, I hope. >_> Dang family and the tell-the-youngest-about-our-plans-last theory... if it's too early/late then let me know.

Number 1...
Number 2...
and Number 3!

I have absolutely no idea whether any of these have been done already, apologies if they are. Well, get writing! I'm looking forward to reading these. =P

[Jeremified offline]

Oh joy... those pictures look hilarious!

Pic #1:
Jeremie: Aelita's turned invisible! Hmm... that's odd..
Odd: (OS) O______O
Jeremie: Uh... *sweatdrop*

Pic #2
Aelita/Xana: ...And now to find Jeremie!!!
Jeremie: *taps Aelita/Xana's shoulder* Behind you.
Aelita/Xana: W0AH! OMG HE JUST CAME OUTTA NOWHERE AND THEN OMG THAT WAS CREEPY... say... now that I'm in a woman's body, Jeremie looks kinda cute!
Jeremie: O_O XANA'S GONE PERVERTED!

Pic #3
Ulrich: ...Hi, Hiroki. Is Yumi there?
Hiroki: YUMI! YOUR BOY-mmph! *muffled by Ulrich's hand*
Ulrich: Listen, I need you to give her this love letter I wrote for- DON'T READ IT!
Hiroki: *reads, then turns green* WOAH! I NEED TO HURL! *runs*
Ulrich: Was it really that bad?!

[Taelia offline]

XANA is such a perverted AI, AIn't he? *rim shot*

[TL.]

Yo-Yo-Yo! TL is back in the caption hood!


PIC 1:

Jeremie: OMFG!? There's a frigging ghost riding that scooter!

Aelita: Jeremie, you made me invisible remember?

Jeremie: Jesus H Christ! It IS a ghost!

Aelita: No Jeremie, it’s...

Jeremie: A GHOST! A GHOST!

Aelita: You've passed the edge of reason no...

Jeremie: *Screams like a girl*

Aelita: Please shu...

Jeremie: That’s it! I can't take. *Smashes through grid and falls into river*


PIC 2:

Aelita: OMG...I should not have knocked on the door instead of just running in...

Odd: *Zipping up flies* Its okay Aelita, no one has to know about this...

Aelita:...but the way you were moaning my name...it just sick...using me as a fantasy.

Odd: You should hear Ulrich and Jeremie. They scream your name.

Aelita: ....................................................................


PIC 3:

Hiroki: Gross!? Did you just fart!?

Ulrich: What? It’s a body's natural function!

Hiroki: In the name of Hideo Kojima, what the hell were you eating?

Ulrich: Just about anything...including your sis.

Hiroki: YOU EATE HER LIVER?!

Ulrich: No, not in that way...

Hiroki: O___________________o

Ulrich: What?

Hiroki: YOU SICK MOTHER...!*Runs away to puke*

[Odd675 offline]

:3 Back To My Famous Captions!! x3! Let's Go To Captioons!

Picy #1

Jeremie: Uh..where i am?
Ghost on Scooter: BOO! I'm The Ghost From scooter!
Jeremie: WHHHAAAAAT?! GYAAAAH! I'M GOING TO CALL John Constantine..
Ghost on Scooter: NOOOOOOOOO...
*a few minutes, Constantine appears with a cigarette*
Jeremie: Mr Constantine, will you curse that Ghost On Scooter?
Constantine: are you joking? well..let's go!
*Constantine curses the Ghost in the Scooter..*
Constantine: Wha..? it's a girl..?!
Jeremie: what is it?
Constantine: Hey! it's a joke or WHAT?! i found a girl with all clothes black on camo!
Jeremie: uh..it's yumi..<_< ehem..idk..

Picy #2

Aelita: I'm on a weird dream of Odd..i'm here with Odd...and i will...going too...kill..kiill..KIIIL..KIIIILLL..KIIIIIIIIILLLLL..ODD!!
Odd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...*screams in real life*
Ulrich (OS): SHUT UP! you have some weird dreams..
Odd (waked up): No, it's my good dream with aelita..secretly 8D!
Ulrich (OS): I Wish Jeremie can Kill You Some Day..

Picy #3

(it's for the next day of Halloween !, imagine thiss!)

Day of Halloween

Ulrich (dressing as Constantine): Hello little idiot.. where's yumi? (sorry xD it's the Constantine Style)
Hiroki: uh..? who are you?
Ulrich: Remember my name..Constantine..John Constantine!
Hiroki: You need to talk with my sis? or just walking with her? hahaha!
Ulrich: Shut Up for now..i need to talk with your sister..or i just to curse you now ?
Hiroki: ok..you're so weird.. Yumiii, Your "boyfriend" need to talk you! hahahaha

*a few minutes*

Yumi (dressing as Lani x3): Hum? you're so different, Ulr..
Ulrich: I'm not Ulrich..i'm the real Constantine..it's about Odd!
Yumi: Hey, relax up, what's about Odd?
Ulrich: the answer it's: exorcized with a demon..
Yumi:
Ulrich: But i need to punch your brother now.. he's just spying on us now...*Ulrich grabs his weapon and pursuiting Hiroki on all house*
Yumi: -_-U here are go...not again!

[Stephen (x1)]

#1
Jeremie: Hmm, I wonder if that ghost knows he's about to hit that ladder...

#2
Aelita: Dude! This X is sooo good!

#3
Hiroki: OMFG! WHAT IS THAT?! IT SMELLS LIKE A ROTTING COW!
Ulrich: It's not that bad...*sniffs, then falls over dead*