97 ways for Xana to actually WIN!

[Jeremified offline]

In honor of the 97 episodes of Code: Lyoko (once seasons 3 and 4 air), let's mock Xana's failed attempts and think up a way for Xana to win: one for each episode! The plans don't have to relate to any specific episode; I'm just using them so I can get to the number 97. ^_____^;;
Also, we're assuming that Xana hasn't yet escaped from the supercomputer.

Anyways, I'll start!

1.
Step 1) Posess Jeremie.
S2) Make him drown himself in the river by the factory.
S3) If any of the gang tries to stop him, faze through the ground and come back up a couple yards ahead of them.
S4) Repeat this for each gang member except for Aelita.
S5) Duh. Possess Aelita, make her set the virtualization to go off in 30 seconds or whatever.
S6) Scyphozoa time!
S7) Get out of the supercomputer and possess every living being on earth.

[Carth]

2) Display old Britney Spears music videos on the screens, thus annihilating their minds to little bits of dust.

3) Posess George Bush. Need I say more?

(Takes out little notepad and jots stuff down) Go on...

[YDV offline]

Uhh...

4) Blow up the supercomputer. Duh. If he's not in it it won't hurt him, and it pretty much destroys all of their resources xD; Maybe he could blow up Jeremie's compy and laptop too. Then they'd be like D:!!!

[knifey offline]

5) Instead of trying to shock them to death when he posses someone just grab a knife.

Seriously, doesn't anyone notice that when XANA is shocking someone they're getting shocked for like, 5 hours?

[The BB of C offline]

6) Hire a hitman.

[Agent_Marquez offline]

7) Send the NSM with tanks to Kadic and blowing up the whole school claiming that the whole school were full of Jewish people.

8) Go Columbine style...

[The BB of C offline]

9) Possess In Huck Sun (or however the heck you spell his name).

[Lani offline]

10. Possess Lani and give her superhuman skills. Now the world WOULD end if that happened

11. Materialize many many many many many many many many clones. Or posses many many many many many many humans. THEN he would win. Muahahaha.

[Agent_Marquez offline]

11. Materialize many many many many many many many many clones. Or posses many many many many many many humans. THEN he would win. Muahahaha.

And they can only win by simply de-activating a tower.

12. Inserting Ebola on the cafeteria's food.

[Rail Runner offline]

13...taking over a war plane and dropping an atomic bomb on kadic during the day while yumi is there...X_X

[Skysong offline]

14. MY GOD. JUST SHOOT THEM. Posess some maniac with a gun and bam! That's all you need! For the love of God, XANA, buy some common sense!

[lyokodragoness offline]

For the love of God, XANA, buy some common sense!

He would but he spent all his monies on candy. D:

15. Step 1.) Materialize a crab or two into the real world.
s2.) Have them destroy the scanners.
s3.) Posess as many animals as he possibly can, so that they bite people.
s4.) When lots of people are all zombies, send them into the factory and kadic.
s5.) DAY OF THE DEAD. pie.
s6.) Repeat all over the globe.

[Narikii offline]

16: Step 1: Get a pie.
Step 2: Send out some monsters for everyone to fight until only Aelita is left.
Step 3: Put the pie far away from the factory.
Step 4: After everyone leaves, get the Scyphozoa.
Step 5: Steal Aelita's memory.
Step 6: Escape from the supercomputer and rule the world!

[TL.]

17: Economics and Politics

Step 1: XANA hacks into world stock markets, Businesses, Government Financial agencies etc.
Step 2: He engineer an economic crash that affects France big time and makes Bangladesh look rich
Step 3: He possess the Financial minister of the French Government to make situation worse, making Bangladesh look super-super rich
Step 4: Yumi's Family returns to Japan to escape economic depression in France.
Step 5: Using the possessed finance minister, he increases the costs of education, forcing Kadic’s tutoring and accommodation cost to soar.
Step 6: The remaining gang’s parents withdraw the boys from Kadic due to high education costs.
Step 7: When people finding out that Aelita isn’t who she says she is (Odd’s cousin), more trouble ensures. With the authorities realising that she has no legal guardian, they place her in care at an undisclosed location.

Gang is completely broken up. XANA no longer has those meddling kids and their dumb dog interfering with his plans

Step 8: Hacks into Military network and (ripping off ‘The Terminator’ film) brings about THE RISE OF THE MACHINES.
Step 9: Destroys mankind in a giant nuclear war
Step 10: Rules the Planet.

[Narikii offline]

18: Step 1: XANA attacks!
Step 2: XANA materializes monsters, and traps them in the scanners so they can destroy them.
Step 3: No one can go to Lyoko, so the only way to stop XANA is to shut off the supercomputer, and they won't do that so Aelita doesn't die.
Step 4: XANA rules the world.

[JeremysGirl offline]

19.) Step 1: Create many Jeremie clones.
S2: Hack into government's nuclear missile sites.
S3: Launch the missiles at Kadic.
S4: XANA wins.

[Jeremified offline]

Possess the Internet. Then he'll attack every innocent mind in the world through their computers.

Hopefully he's smart enough to bypass the spam blockers. He isn't that much of a virus, considering all his failed attempts in these past 52 episodes, except for ONE victory in The Key, so he's safe from virus protection.

[Rail Runner offline]

take over two nuclear waste carrying trains and make them stop right before colliding but then take over a fighter plane with homing missles, and have them fire at the toxic waste containers and contaminate everyone at the school until they...well..you know...die.

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

22.
STEP 1: Turn the gang into cats (There's a fanfic with that happening called Freaky Felines)
STEP 2: Possess all the nieghborhood dogs
STEP 3: Have the dogs chase the gang onto a busy highway full of cars
STEP 4: SPLAT!

[Skysong offline]

23: Get an acetylene torch and burn Kadic to the ground. Then go fry Yumi/get an acetylene torch and some gasoline and just blow up all of France. Nobody will notice.

[Tom Bone offline]

24
Possess me and...wait...then he'd go insane so never mind!

[Jeremified offline]

24
Possess me and...wait...then he'd go insane so never mind!

And then his insanity would destroy everything. ^_~

[Dairall offline]

25. Flood the factory.

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26. Put's Kedic on Fire.

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[lyokonita offline]

27. made a pact with Satan and begin the Apocalypse

[darktemplar offline]

1) Simple one. Pact with bin Laden and send a neutron bomb into Kadic.

BTW: Hacking into military A-bomb sites is kinda hard, if not impossible... I wonder whether they are cut from Internet.