Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[Ghost Guest offline]

Image #1
Jeremie: Aelita, have I ever told you that you have a beautiful face?
Aelita: Oh Jeremie... you couldn't have waited for a better time, could you?

Image#2

Aelita: *amazed* Dude!! I feel like... like I'm... like I'm flying sooooo high...... *bursts into laughter*
Jeremie: Aelita, what have you been smoking!?

Image#3

Ulrich: Is Yumi home? I need to talk to her...
Hiroki: Why? Are you gonna tell her that you looove her?... *singing* Ulrich and Yumi sitting in a tree K-I-S-S... *gets a punch in the mouth from Ulrich*
Hiroki: *Crying" I'm gonna tell my mommy!!!
Ulrich: Come back here you little crybaby!!!

[Stonecreek]

#1

Jeremie: There's no guilt if I'm checking out Aelita's butt but all I'm looking at is thin air, right?
Aelita: Whatever makes you sleep at night...

#2

Jeremie (off-screen): Aelita, you looked shell-shocked. What happened?
Aelita: You don't want to know...
Jeremie: It's OK; you can tell me anthing.
Aelita: Anything?
Jeremie: Yes, anything.
Aelita: OK then. Um...*starts whispering* Millie and Tamiya invited me over for a three-way...

#3
Hiroki: ITAI!!! Ulrich, you suck!
Ulrich: I told you I'd punch you in the nose if you said "Your boyfriend is here!" to Yumi one more time.

[Rudger offline]

Pic #1
Jeremie: "Aelita? are you gonna go to the factory or stand on that scooter all day?"
*no response* "Aelita!"
Aelita: *sneaks up behind Jeremie* To self:ha! this is gonna be good. I used my invisible shoe to prop up the scooter and make it look like I'm standing there.
Jeremie: what's with you? Do something!
*Aelita seizes the moments to pants Jeremie and throws him in the sewer water.* "HA HA HA HA HA. Ive been waiting to do that for hours mua ha ha!!!"
*Jeremie floats facedown, lifeless*
*Jeremie are you ok...JEREMIE!!" *she rushes to the side of the water and grabs his arm*
*jeremie grabs her wrist and pulls her in too* "ha ha! take that biotch! never mess with the guy with the brains!"

Pic #2
Aelita:OMG I'VE GONE BLIND!!!
Jeremie(OS): I told you you would if you kept doing that.
Aelita: But it felt so cool.
jeremie(OS)how exactly does doing that feel cool?
Aelita:I dont know... it's... just... like there was this light in my head and the heat was incredible. and the closer I got the better it was.
Jeremie: I know but thats no excuse for sitting in front of a lamp and stareing(SP?) at it for twelve hours.




Ha you thought I was going somewhere else with that you sicko

Pic#3
Ulrich: Hi Hiroki is Yumi...
Hiroki: OMG whats that smell?
Ulrich: That doesn't matter. Is Yumi home.
Hiroki: Ignoring him "It smells like you crapped yourself!"
Ulrich: That's none of your buisness squirt. just go get YUMI!
Hiroki: singing "You crapped yourself you crapped yourself ha ha ha ha ha!"
Ulrich: SO WHAT!!! I COULDN'T HELP IT. I HAVE I.B.S. OKAY YOU STUPID F**K. THERE I SAID IT ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? HUH? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Hiroki: thats disgusting I was just teasing you. OMG *runs off to barf*
Ulrich: that should shut him up. *tosses realistic smelling fake crap in trash can and heads upstairs*





I don't know... I think I just suck a this game. # 2 is the only one I really liked but it still sucks oh well I'll le the judges decide

[enemyxwithin offline]

Pic #1
Jeremie: MWUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! I can control a scooter with my evil brain powers if I focus enough!!! And soon, I shall be able to control the whole world!!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *crashes into wall and falls into sewer water*

Pic#2
Aelita (locked herself in Jeremie's room): OH MY GAWD!!!
Jeremie (in hallway): Aelita, what are you doing in there?! What's wrong?!
Aelita: Uh, nothing!!!
Jeremie thinking: Oh gawd, I hope she isn't looking at the picture that Mrs. Hurtz gave me of her drunk and in bathing suit!!!
Aelita thinking: WHAT THE F*** IS HE DOING WITH A PICTURE OF MRS. HURTZ!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Pic #3
Ulrich: Hey Hiroki. Is Yumi here??
Hiroki: Yeah. YYYYYUUUUUUMMMMMMIIIIII!!!! YOUR BOYFRIEND IS HERE!!! *turns back to Ulrich*
Ulrich: Hiroki!! Stop it!! *looks down at Hiroki* Hey, what are you doing?
Hiroki: NOTHING!!! DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!
Ulrich: Are you picking your nose?!
Hiroki: Uh, well, yeah. You want to help me?
Ulrich: Sure.
Yumi: *running down the stairs* Hiroki!! I thought I told you not to say that!!! *stops running when she sees Ulrich and Hiroki picking each others noses*O__O
Hiroki: Oh, hey Yumi!! You want to help us pick our noses?
Yumi: O____O

[Mewberries151]

Wow...I didn't think my captions would do so well last round... *blushes more* Thanks so much, Stonecreek!

Ooo...the captions for this round look like wicked fun! ^.^

Caption 1:

Jeremie: Aww, Harvey, no one understands me like you do. And you're the only giant invisible rabbit I know that can ride a scooter. I'm the luckiest boy in the world! ^.^

(Wow...my apologies for the horribly vague references in that one...*sweatdrop*)

Caption 2:

Jeremie (OS): Good gracious, what's happened to her!?

Ulrich (OS): I don't know! I just hope she snaps out of it soon!

Odd (OS): I warned her not to listen to "Dragostea Din Tei" for 48 hours straight. It was too much for her!

Aelita (trance/chant): Mai-ya-hee...mai-ya-hoo...mai-ya-ho...

Caption 3:

*doorbell rings*

Hiroki: I'll get it! *opens door to find Ulrich*

Ulrich: Hi, Hiroki.

Hiroki: Hello there, Trowa! *runs away laughing madly*

Yumi (OS): HIROKI! I told you to leave Ulrich alone about his hairstyle!

Ulrich:

[G-Force offline]

Picture #1

In order to settle a heated argument, the Lyoko Group decided to have a race between their friend Jeremie and an empty scooter with no one inside to determine who was indeed faster.

The empty scooter won by a mile.

Picture #2

Just as Aelita emerged as her possessed self, an old man wearing a brown suit and holding a plastic bottle emerged from her side and began giving a short speech.

Ben Stein: For dry, XANA symboled eyes, Clears Eyes is awesome. It removes redness and has an ingredient to moisturize.

Jeremime: *unenthusiastic* Wow.

Ben Stein: The difference is clear, Clear Eyes.

WARNING: Clear eyes is in no way, shape or form a remedy for XANA possession. Please refer to your nearest super computer for further details.

Picture #3

Tired of having your girlfriend’s little brother ruining your romantic date? Then try “Brat Be Gone!â€

[TL.]

:Caption 3:

*doorbell rings*

Hiroki: I'll get it! *opens door to find Ulrich*

Ulrich: Hi, Hiroki.

Hiroki: Hello there, Trowa! *runs away laughing madly*

Yumi (OS): HIROKI! I told you to leave Ulrich alone about his hairstyle!

Ulrich:

[Pika53 offline]

Pic #1:

{Sorry, can't think of a good caption for this. I'll add one later.}

Pic #2:

Aelita: {robotic monotone} I am comprised of a series of ones and zeros.

Pic #3:

Hiroki: Whoa! Dude, what is that smell?

Ulrich: Sorry, I've got gas.

[Mewberries151]

:Caption 3:

*doorbell rings*

Hiroki: I'll get it! *opens door to find Ulrich*

Ulrich: Hi, Hiroki.

Hiroki: Hello there, Trowa! *runs away laughing madly*

Yumi (OS): HIROKI! I told you to leave Ulrich alone about his hairstyle!

Ulrich:

^^ Thanks! BTW, I really like your sig, TL.

[Jeremified offline]

Hey, um, if this game goes over 1000 posts, can we just finish up the round and then lock it? (Just in case this gets moved to BKO)

[YDV offline]

Pic #1:

Jeremie: Hmm... so THIS is what it's like to have an Out of Body Experience. ....Wait. There's... no body. OH MY GOD!! I'M A GHOST?!?!

Aelita: JEREMIE! What did I tell you about taking Lyoko drugs?

Jeremie: O GREAT APPARITION! Take mercy on my soul!

Aelita: *massages temples* Come on, we're almost at the factory... -___-;;

Pic #2:

Aelita: I am XANA.

Ulrich: No you're not.

Aelita: ....Yes I am! *eyes flash XANA symbol*

Yumi: *laughs* Come on, Aelita, cut it out.

Aelita: No, really! I am XANA! I want to kill you guys!

Odd: Oh, I'm XANA too. GRR IT'S NOT LOGICALLLL!

Aelita: ...I don't talk like that!

Jeremie: Of course not! XANA does!

Aelita: I... AM... XANA!! I AM ULTIMATE. MY LOGIC IS UNDENIABLE.

Odd: That's VIKI. Nice try, Princess.

Aelita: I WILL LIQUIDATE YOU.

Everyone: *laughs* Silly Aelita! Liquidate is a financial term.

Aelita: D< ASKLFJBHKDJFSIODUGF *explodes*

Jeremie: o____o

Pic #3:

Hiroki: *opens door*

Ulrich: Hi, Hiroki. ...Is Yumi home?

Hiroki: O__O

Ulrich: ...What?

Hiroki: You.... my sister..... *gasp* WHAZZAT? No... stop it! Get out of my head! OHHH IT'S SO GROSS! THEY'RE DOING IT! THEY'RE DOING IT! *runs away*

Yumi: Uhh sorry about that, Ulrich...

Ulrich: He saw us having sex again didn't he?

Yumi: *nods*

xD;; Homg, MewB. Yours were hilarious. (...Even though I didn't get the Harvey thing >> Oh well.)

[Mewberries151]

Hey, um, if this game goes over 1000 posts, can we just finish up the round and then lock it? (Just in case this gets moved to BKO)

Oh definitely, we'll finish up the round. I think the Caption Game is staying here in Games though. Too many participants would be eliminated otherwise, and plus there's already a caption contest in BKO as it is. I'm pretty sure the sequel to this one is going to be in Games.

Oh and thanks YDV for the compliments! Don't worry about the Harvey thing...it's a really vague reference anyway. ^^ Which I'm not so sure I used properly anyway. *sweatdrop*

[Jazzy Josh offline]

#1

Jeremie: GAH!!! WOO WOAH!!!!!! AHH!!!

*Jeremie fallso off his scooter and into the sewage

*Jaeremie barfs!

#2

Aelita: CoCkTaIl WeEnIeZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#3

*Ulrich stiks a white liquid in Hiroki's ear*

Hiroki: o_0 *Runs and pukes and washes out his ear*

Ulrich: WHAT, it's just milk!!!!!!!!!

*Hiroki continues puking*

Ulrich: From Yumi's breast

Yeah, I somewhat sugest non BKO-ies don't press that quote button, but it won't scar you for life (or at least it shouldn't)

[Stonecreek]

Hey, um, if this game goes over 1000 posts, can we just finish up the round and then lock it? (Just in case this gets moved to BKO)

Oh definitely, we'll finish up the round. I think the Caption Game is staying here in Games though. Too many participants would be eliminated otherwise, and plus there's already a caption contest in BKO as it is. I'm pretty sure the sequel to this one is going to be in Games.

Oh and thanks YDV for the compliments! Don't worry about the Harvey thing...it's a really vague reference anyway. ^^ Which I'm not so sure I used properly anyway. *sweatdrop*

It's not a contest; it's just a place for people to post captions that are only suitable for the BKO board. Speaking of which, I wish more people would contribute over there...

And Mew, good GW reference.

[MY85 offline]

Picture 1:

Jeremie: Holy lord... a new brand scooter with an engine...
[A hobo walks by, flashing Jeremie with a lintern]
Hobo: Let go of my vehicle or your body will be meat for my meat... [Jeremie looks around the sewers, only to find huge rats staring at him]
Jeremie: Oh no!! I'm rat mincemeat...

Picture 2:

Jeremie (OS): Hey, what's going on with Aelita!
Odd (OS): Shut up or you'll screw her Guinness World Record shot...
Jeremie (OS): Super nuclear! For what, exactly?
Odd (OS): Standing with one foot over an ice cube for 10 hours. She's going for her 3rd hour in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 and a half...

Picture 3:

[Hiroki runs towards hs mother crying and covering his mouth]
Hiroki's mother: Hiroki, what happened to you?
[Hiroki opens his mouth, his mother gasped in horror and grabs a shotgun]
Hiroki's mother: How dare you made my child gave you head??

[Jazzy Josh offline]

nice, I had one thought about that for about....eh....5 milliseconds but I couldn't put it in a non completely BKO way (#3)

[Taelia offline]

1. JEREMIE: Hey, where'd Aelita go?

(Aelita, who is invisible, pantses Jeremie)

JEREMIE: AELITA!!

2. Apparently, the eye doctor made Aelita's pupils dilate a little too far.

3. Hiroki was laughing because he saw Ulrich hanging over a tree.

[McTrooper offline]

#1 Jeremie: Oh that's where I put my scooter. I wish I knew that before I went out and bought this one.

[Mewberries151]

Hey, um, if this game goes over 1000 posts, can we just finish up the round and then lock it? (Just in case this gets moved to BKO)

Oh definitely, we'll finish up the round. I think the Caption Game is staying here in Games though. Too many participants would be eliminated otherwise, and plus there's already a caption contest in BKO as it is. I'm pretty sure the sequel to this one is going to be in Games.

Oh and thanks YDV for the compliments! Don't worry about the Harvey thing...it's a really vague reference anyway. ^^ Which I'm not so sure I used properly anyway. *sweatdrop*

It's not a contest; it's just a place for people to post captions that are only suitable for the BKO board. Speaking of which, I wish more people would contribute over there...

^^; My mistake. Sorry, I knew there was a caption thread there, but I neglected to check if it was actually a competition.

All the same though...shouldn't this contest stay here, so that everyone's free to enter? ^_^

And Mew, good GW reference.

Thanks!

[Taelia offline]

G-Force wrote:
[quote]Picture #1

In order to settle a heated argument, the Lyoko Group decided to have a race between their friend Jeremie and an empty scooter with no one inside to determine who was indeed faster.

The empty scooter won by a mile.

Picture #2

Just as Aelita emerged as her possessed self, an old man wearing a brown suit and holding a plastic bottle emerged from her side and began giving a short speech.

Ben Stein: For dry, XANA symboled eyes, Clears Eyes is awesome. It removes redness and has an ingredient to moisturize.

Jeremime: *unenthusiastic* Wow.

Ben Stein: The difference is clear, Clear Eyes.

WARNING: Clear eyes is in no way, shape or form a remedy for XANA possession. Please refer to your nearest super computer for further details.

Picture #3

Tired of having your girlfriend’s little brother ruining your romantic date? Then try “Brat Be Gone!â€

[Tekirai offline]

I'm posting the results early while I have the chance to use the computer. Hope nobody minds...

Caption 1
1- enemyxwithin (3 points)
2- G-Force (2 points)
3- RoDrInCuBuS (1 point)
Lawney
TL.
Jeremified

Caption 2
1- Lawney (3 points)
2- Jeremified (2 points)
3- Mewberries151(1 point)
BJB
G-Force
enemyxwithin

Caption 3
1- Mewberries151 (3 points)
2- TL. (2 points)
3- enemyxwithin (1 point)
RoDrInCuBuS
XXX1
Stonecreek

Funniest
1- TL. (pic 3) – 3 points
2- Lawney (pic 1) – 2 points
3- Mewberries151 (pic 3) – 1 points

Sickest
1- TL. (pic 2) – 3 points
2- Stonecreek (pic 2) – 2 points
3- Lawney (pic 3) – 1 point

Most Random
1- Mewberries151 (pic 1) – 3 points
2- Rudger (pic 3) – 2 points
3- XXX1 (pic 3) – 1 point

And the totals from this round... too many draws! xD
1. Mewberries151 – 8 points
1A. TL. – 8 points
2. enemyxwithin – 6 points
2A. Lawney - 6 points
3. Stonecreek - 2 points
3A. Rudger - 2 points
3B. Jeremified - 2 points
3C. G-Force - 2 points
4A. RoDrInCuBuS - 1 point
4B. XXX1 - 1 point

So how does that effect the ranks?
1. Magnus4001: 121
2. Mewberries151: 83
3. Stonecreek: 69
4. RoDrInCuBuS: 67
5. TB3: 64
6. Lyoko Is Cool: 61
7. Your De-Virtualization: 53
8. Darkborn: 46
9. Jeremified: 37
10. TL: 34
11. DL: 24
12. SamBlob: 23 [TIE]
12A. Agent_Marquez: 23 [TIE]
12B. McTrooper: 23 [TIE]
15. Lyoko Addict: 22 [TIE]
15A. Lawney: 22 [TIE]
17. G-Force: 21
18. Werwek: 20 [TIE]
18A. XXX1: 20 [TIE]
20. Reesane: 19 [TIE]
20A. Waves_blade: 19 [TIE]
20B. G-Force: 19 [TIE]
20C. Enemyxwithin: 19 [TIE]
24. Blue Armor Boy: 16 [TIE]
24A. Carth_upon_a_star: 16 [TIE]
26. Tekirai: 13
27. Raven_613: 11
28. AngelBolt: 10 [TIE]
28A. Vchat20: 10 [TIE]
30. Jeremie Lover: 9 [TIE]
30A. Odd675: 9 [TIE]
32. 4Lpha0mega: 7
33. Sanji: 6
34. Lyokolover: 5
34A. LyokoHaCk: 4 [TIE]
34B. Code tony: 4 [TIE]
37. Enki: 3 (banned from LF)[TIE]
37A. psyt: 3 [TIE]
37B. Blueyedblonde: 3 [TIE]
37C. Starway: 3 [TIE]
37D. Skorpigeist: 3 [TIE]
37E. Vertig73: 3 [TIE]
37F. Xenon_&_Odd 3 [TIE]
37G. Taelia: 3 [TIE]
45. Lyokofire: 2 [TIE]
45A. Michaeldim: 2 [TIE]
45B. Aceilikeeggs: 2 [TIE]
45C. Shi_Min_Xi: 2 [TIE]
45D. Rudger: 2 [TIE]

Let me just say that we have the DARN WEIRDEST RANKING SYSTEM I've ever seen. xD;; Very hard, but I did it. To save time I only did the next top three for each cap, as I'm very tired and I'm not thinking straight enough to do all 16. Huuuge apologies if I messed up anywhere!

[TL.]

My best round ever! TL returns to the caption competition with a bang!

[MY85 offline]

Ahem... Lawney = Your De-Virtualization.

Anyways... I'll judge a round and first 5 person to grab the shots will be judged, then I'll rank and lock the thread. Let's take a rest from the LFCLCC and then I'll put it back in 1 week with some changes to the rules.

1) http://www.codelyoko.fr/images/galeries ... ie_010.jpg

2) http://www.nausicaa.net/miyazaki/miyaza ... yazaki.jpg

3) http://m.ol.free.fr/pages/cg/garage/s_decor2.jpg

Remember, first 5 who grab a shot are judged. Then the thread gets locked and the Caption Contest wil reappear by next week, wherever it's at Games or BKO.

[Taelia offline]

1. It was lunchtime, and Jeremie was starving. He was about to get into the al a carte line, when Jim placed a hand on his shoulder to stop him.

"I want to talk to you and your friends about something after lunch. We'll meet in your dorm room." He said in a kind tone.

"Sure thing, Jimbo. I'll tell the others. Sissi is sitting with us today." Jeremie said, with a smile on his face.

2. " 'Give those records to me or you will never see your brat of a daughter again'." Mr. Delmas read.

3. "Whoa! Lyoko's gone black and white!" Said Ulrich.

[Tekirai offline]

Ahem... Lawney = Your De-Virtualization.

Ahaaaaw... I knew I screwed up somewhere... *bangs head*

Ooh, interesting pictures... I call second shotgun!

#1

Girl: And I'll have some... umm... what are you staring at?
Lunchguy: Hey! That kid's gettin' recorded for TV! I WANNA BE ON TV! *crashes through everyone else to get on camera*

#2

'Dear Mr Principal,

You're probably wondering what happened to your wallet. Well, I TOOK IT! MWAHA! Thaaat's right, act all dumbfounded. I'm not gonna tell you who I am! By the way, what's your PIN number? You can trust me, I won't tell.

Signed, <s>Odd</s> Anonymous

Mr Delmas: ... this is just stupid.

#3

Ulrich: Eek... I'm not sure what looks worse. These pants or THAT thing.