Sleepover of pwn

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Since oddsgrlfriend's not here right now, how about I replace her until she comes back? I've got the power of the Dark Chips on my side!! MUA HA HAAAA!!!

Um...what do Oni Slayers do?

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

((Oni Slayers slay Oni!))

*Takes out sword.* I-1 Oni here I come!

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Allow me to join you on your Oni slaying quest. Dark Chip, Activate!

(dark aura surrounds me)

NRAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGHHHH!!!!!

(absorbs darkness as claws and fangs get sharper, and tainted a purplish-blue)

(in a slightly deeper and distorted voice) So...shall we ssssslay this Oni? (laughs evilly)

[Sithking Zero offline]

AUUUUUUUUUGGHH!!! AN ONI!!!

(Activates Life aura 3 and Gun De Sol EX Battlechips. Aims at Shademan)

[Rail Runner offline]

*watches this interesting Oni game*.

[Sithking Zero offline]

(Blasts Shademan with the Gun De Sol. Does heavy damage due to the light-based nature of the chip and the darkness of the soul of Shademan.)

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

*crakcks Shademan in the back of the head with her sword* DIE ONI!

[Rail Runner offline]

*brings out an ice chest full of sodas and stuff* drinks are here guys and girls.

[Jeremified offline]

Yayness. It's 7:00 Pm... IT'S STILL TODAY?! Wow, and I thought time flies when you're having fun! *shrugs* Oh well. *Takes a Dr. Pepper and a lime*

[Shademan v.39 offline]

WHAT THE HECK DID YOU DO THAT FOR, SITHKING?!?!

You wanna fight?! Oh, heckz yeah, I'll fight!!! Mind I bring my friends over?!

ALL NAVIS CREATED BY THE DARKNESS, HEED MY VOICE, AND PREPARE TO SLAKE THINE THIRST AT THE DESTRUCTION WHICH WILL UNFOLD!! LET US SHOW THESE ONI SLAYERS WHAT HAPPENS TO THOSE WHO CROSS THE DARKLOIDS!!!!

(summons Blizzardman, Cosmoman, Swallowman, Cloudman, Beastman, Flashman, Bowlman, Plantman, Burnerman, Desertman, Videoman, Gravityman, Sparkman, Coldman, Swordman, Brightman, Starman, Laserman, and...(sigh) Bubbleman)

Bubbleman: Let's get 'em, puku!

Me: Shut up, Bubbleman.

Bubbleman: Oh. Sorry, puku.

Mysterious Voice: You weren't thinking about starting without me were you?

(Dark Sithking appears out of the shadows. Looks like Zero, but has a purplish-black suit, wears a red cape, hovers in the air, and carries Sigma's sycthe from X4.)

Me: Glad you could make it on such short notice.

Dark Sithking: As am I. (chuckles evilly while staring at Sithking with a murderous grin.)

Me: All Darkloids, ATAAAAAAAAACK!!!

(Darkloids, including myself and Dark Sithking, charge at Sithking Zero and oddsgrlfriend)

[Sithking Zero offline]

WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT FOR USING A DARKCHIP?!?

(Pulls out Sword, wide sword, and long sword battle chips to create Life Sword Program advance. Then grabs vaccine chips from pocket. Then summons oni.)

Wait... Where'd the oni come from?

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Dark Sithking: Psh. Pathetic. (pulls out a Life Sword PA, Dark Meteor, anti-vaccines, Geddon 3, and a dark Oni clone.) Let's dance. (dashes toward Sithking)

Me: (looks at the carnage taking place) *sneer*

On a different note, I'm a Darkloid. It says in my contract that I'm supposed to use Dark Chips when deemed necessary.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Recreational Oni hunting does not count as an emergency!

(Gets hit by Dark)

(Punches Dark Sithking in the face)

There is something you must know.

(Grows wings and turns into a half-dragon)

I don't play well with others.

(Eddie the mettaur hits Dark on the head)

Good Eddie!

[Shademan v.39 offline]

(rises from the ashes)

Dark Sithking: And you know what? I don't play either.

(morphs into half-dragon similar to Sithking and summons 500 Sigma clones. Points toward Sithking. All Sigma clones attack.)

[Sithking Zero offline]

(Laughs)

Why do you think I'm called "Sithking ZERO?"

(Summons 500 Zero clones)

And really, who's beaten Sigma more then X and Zero?

Oh, and oddsgrlfriend, could you attack Shademan?

Please?

[Shademan v.39 offline]

(Laserman and Bubbleman appear in front of oddsgrlfriend)

Bubbleman: Not so fast, puku! If you want to get to Master Shademan, you'll have to get past US, puku!

Dark Sithking: I commend you, Sithking, but your attempts will prove futile. PREPARE TO BECOME SPACE DUST!!

(Dark Sithking summons another scythe and throws both of them toward Sithking, while performing a Red Eyes Delete toward the Zeros.)

[Sithking Zero offline]

(Catches both scythes and throws them back towards Dark)

A red Eyes Delete! how... Antiquated.

(Pulls out Gospel cannon)

Mind if I show you how to REALLY blow crap up?

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Dark Sithking: (Catches both scythes and teleports behind Sithking and slices off his arms and teleports again.)

[Sithking Zero offline]

(Bites Dark's legs off)

You think this will stop me? This is just a flesh wound.

(heals arms and picks up gospel cannon AGAIN. Sets up Antidamage.)

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Dark Sithking: Heh. My turn. (uses Dark Recovery, commands Sigma clones to attack from behind, which recieve Anti Damage...uh...damage)

Now...GREIGA CANNON!!! FALZAR CANNON!!!

(Greiga's head appears on Dark Sithking's left arm, while Falzer's head appears on Dark Sithking's right arm. Both heads fire to create a fire attack that rush at Sithking at lightning speeds, courtesy of the wind from Falzer.

[Sithking Zero offline]

(Massive Flash of Doom-tastic light!)

(Smoke clears)

Okay... you just ruined my favorite shirt!

THIS MEANS WAR!!!

(Flys forwards, big wound on chest. then flies behind Dark, rips out his wings, and forces Dark to eat them. Then, he pummels him with Sigma. I mean using Sigma's body like a club).

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Dark Sithking: Yummm!!! (continues to eat wings) Tastes like chicken!! Speaking of chicken, how about we something from Bojangles? I'M STARVED!!!

[Sithking Zero offline]

(looks scared that he likes the taste of his own flesh, but then gets over it)

I'm a KFC guy myself. I'll buy! Come on, guys!

(Remaining Zero clones follow)

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Dark Sithking, Darkloids, and Sigma clones: HEY!!! WAIT FOR US!!! (start following Sithking, but Burnerman turns around.)

Burnerman: Hey, Bubbleman, Laserman, aren't you two dudes comin'?

Bubbleman and Laserman: SSSSSHHHH!!! (puku!)

(Apparently they're having a staring contest with oddsgrlfriend, and oddsgrlfriend's eyes are starting to water.)

[oddsgrlfriend offline]

*opens eyes wider* I WILL NOT BE DEFEATED!