1,000 things to do with a crashed Mac

[JeremieCompNerd offline]

93) Use it in the laundry to soften blankets.
94) Wash it in the dishwasher.
95) Throw it in the gears at the Mac factory.

[The BB of C offline]

96) Make a computer shirt.
97) See if it floats.
98) Make a boogie board.
99) Throw it into traffic.
100) Shoot it with a 12 Gauge.

[Colinahscopy offline]

101) give it to a computer guy and say "fix it"

102) dress it in doll clothes and give to little sister

[The BB of C offline]

103) Donate it to the Salvation army.

[Jeremified offline]

104. Fun with frayed cords!

[Jazzy Josh offline]

105) RED WIRE, GREEN WIRE, PUT IT TOGETHER!

106) more PC components

[Liger_Zero offline]

107) Target practice. Gun or otherwise.

108) Stress relief.

109) Use it as a hampster cage.

[Stephen (x1)]

110) Use it in a slingshot to kill small children xD

[Jeremified offline]

._. That wasn't really funny.
111. A wrecking ball.

[Stephen (x1)]

112. Use it as a safe. Nobody would touch a mac.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Amen, Brother.

[Jeremified offline]

113. Make it take a really hard math quiz and then watch it fail on 2 plus 1.

[Sithking Zero offline]

114) Crash it again and again and again (i mean against the floor.)

[JeremieCompNerd offline]

115) Grind it into dust and scatter around the edge of your house. Nobody would touch PIECES of a Mac.
116) Launch from a cannon.
117) Batter up! With real batter and a lot of grease.
118) at it for three hours strait, then do something else on this list.
119) Switch the insides with a better computer, then sell them at high price.
120) Tie around 800 ballons to it, cut the tether and watch it touch the clouds.

[Jeremified offline]

121. Donate it to Mythbusters and go watch TV! The possibilities are endless.

[Sithking Zero offline]

121. Donate it to Mythbusters and go watch TV! The possibilities are endless.

Already did this one...

[Colinahscopy offline]

122. drop it in a lake or body of water

[JeremieCompNerd offline]

123)Bleach the circuits.
124)Take a Brillo Pad to the monitor.
125)Glue it to the ceiling.
126)Straighten all the wires and see how long they are.
127)Fill with gasoline, light match. Repeat as needed.
128)Build a steel box around it, open it, put in a mortar shell firework, light, and close the box.
129)Stick blackcats in all the small holes in the circuits, chain them together with one fuse and light it.
130)Put it in a steel box, and light 300 Two minute smoke grenades in it, to make it change colors.
131)Make a CD thrower and slice it to shreds.

[Skysong offline]

132. Burn/explode it on Guy Fawkes Day (since we missed the fourth). Or any other holiday that involves firecrackers and bonfires.

133. Feed it to the Kraken (pronounced Krah-ken).

134. Give to to Bill Gates. He can run it over with a tank or something.

135. Give to President Bush. He needs something to drool on (cheap shot, but still).

[Colinahscopy offline]

136. send it to NASA

137. Yell at it

[Rail Runner offline]

138...take it to the jungle and watch the ants swarm it.

139...take it to Georgia where some country hick might think its the greatest thing alive

140..send it to Florida and see what a good huricane could do to it.

[Jeremified offline]

141. See what you can do with it in Lyoko.

[Rail Runner offline]

142...see if it works well enough to plug in a mixing device and have some fun.

[Colinahscopy offline]

143. drop the mac of at VSTI's house

144. drop it off the sears tower or the crystler building

[lyokowarriorteen20010 offline]

This one is a multi step so
145.
(s1) Have X.A.N.A posess it
(S2) Burn X.A.N.A onto cd
(S3) Format the disk (That way nobody can get overwrite it)
(s4) use disc as frissbe and throw it around still it brakes. yeah! no more XANA!