146. destroy a PC with it
147. call your friend and let him run the mac over with his ATV
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by Liger_Zero » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:39 pm
151) Be creative in it's destruction!
152) Use it as a TV.
153) Draw smilies on it. Draw peace signs on it. Put TNT in it. Give it to a hippy.
152) Use it as a TV.
153) Draw smilies on it. Draw peace signs on it. Put TNT in it. Give it to a hippy.
by Sithking Zero » Sun Jul 09, 2006 7:44 pm
Already used the TNT one.
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by JeremieCompNerd » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:07 am
152) Drop a whale out of orbit onto it.
153) Leave it in a car crusher.
154) Send it to the maker of Barney, hoping to drive him mad with it's stupidity to rival the show.
153) Leave it in a car crusher.
154) Send it to the maker of Barney, hoping to drive him mad with it's stupidity to rival the show.
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by Jeremified » Mon Jul 10, 2006 12:40 pm
155. Give it the evil test.
"YOU ARE INSANE"
"You're not evil, you're just insane. Go get help."
"YOU ARE INSANE"
"You're not evil, you're just insane. Go get help."
thank you all for the good memories 
by Rail Runner » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:18 pm
156. Give it to the creators of southpark and see what they do with it.
Amtrak, its everywhere I want to be!
by Skysong » Mon Jul 10, 2006 4:49 pm
157. Give it to Carlos Mencia and have his midget buddy destroy it while Carlos calls it rude, racist names.
158. Put it on the hood of my car when I take my driving test on Wednesday. If it doesn't fall off and get crushed, it'll at least be scared *censored*-less.
159. Give it to John Travolta and let him have his disco drag queen way with it. (Remember to enroll the Mac in a counseling program afterward.)
160. Register it in the WWE or whatever. Remember to bet on it. Its opponents will be too busy laughing to beat it, and it will win the fight by default.
158. Put it on the hood of my car when I take my driving test on Wednesday. If it doesn't fall off and get crushed, it'll at least be scared *censored*-less.
159. Give it to John Travolta and let him have his disco drag queen way with it. (Remember to enroll the Mac in a counseling program afterward.)
160. Register it in the WWE or whatever. Remember to bet on it. Its opponents will be too busy laughing to beat it, and it will win the fight by default.
Mistress of madness and all that jazz. FFN account DA account
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by Colinahscopy » Mon Jul 10, 2006 6:05 pm
161. sell it to a friend
162. BBQ it
163. use it to play volleyball
162. BBQ it
163. use it to play volleyball
Colin K.
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by *Star* Gazer » Mon Jul 10, 2006 7:04 pm
164. Combine it with a Windows 200,Windows XP,Windows 95 (The REALLY old version) See what happenes.
165.Have a funeral! (
165.Have a funeral! (
by Jeremified » Mon Jul 10, 2006 9:24 pm
166. See who can throw it the farthest.
167. Take pictures of it and then put it on the web for no reason.
167. Take pictures of it and then put it on the web for no reason.
thank you all for the good memories
by Skysong » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:04 pm
168. Fob it off as modern art. Book an art gallery and destroy it. People will adore it.
169. Tie it to a bunch of old cords and use it as a giant mace.
170. Use it to bash your way through crowds.
169. Tie it to a bunch of old cords and use it as a giant mace.
170. Use it to bash your way through crowds.
Mistress of madness and all that jazz. FFN account DA account
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by Sithking Zero » Mon Jul 10, 2006 11:14 pm
171) A) Dunk in acid.
B)Beat with a Baseball Bat.
C) Repeat until molecules disintigrate.
B)Beat with a Baseball Bat.
C) Repeat until molecules disintigrate.
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ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
by Jeremified » Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:35 pm
172. Mock it for having 172 purposes while it's broken, yet none while operational. xDD;;
thank you all for the good memories
by Sithking Zero » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:15 pm
173) Give it to my school. They love macs. 
174) Decipher the OS, then create an internet virus that only targets macs.
175) Inflict doom on someone by beating them with it.
174) Decipher the OS, then create an internet virus that only targets macs.
175) Inflict doom on someone by beating them with it.
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ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
by Jeremified » Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:31 pm
176. Show it to all your friends.
177. Show it to all your enemies.
178. Throw it into a tree.
179. Fly it like a kite and see if it works.
180. Hire a professional to fix it.
181. Hire somebody else to hire the professional.
182. Hire an amateur to fix it.
183. Take pictures of it.
184. Throw rocks at it.
185. Put silly putty in the hard drive.
186. Use it as a doorstop.
187. Use it as a volleyball.
188. Use it as a paperweight.
189. Take it apart and use the separate pieces for rock skipping.
190. Send it to some random company.
191. Cover it in dirty laundry.
192. Put new software on it and see it crash even worse.
193. Put really old software on it and see it crash just as bad. xD;
194. See it it runs on batteries.
195. See if it runs on direct current (rather than alternating).
196. Take it apart and put it back together as some Transformers robot thingy.
197. Replace the keyboard with a TV remote.
198. Replace the speakers with light bulbs.
199. Take it to the prom.
200. Put it through a metal shredding machine and use it as confetti for a party!
177. Show it to all your enemies.
178. Throw it into a tree.
179. Fly it like a kite and see if it works.
180. Hire a professional to fix it.
181. Hire somebody else to hire the professional.
182. Hire an amateur to fix it.
183. Take pictures of it.
184. Throw rocks at it.
185. Put silly putty in the hard drive.
186. Use it as a doorstop.
187. Use it as a volleyball.
188. Use it as a paperweight.
189. Take it apart and use the separate pieces for rock skipping.
190. Send it to some random company.
191. Cover it in dirty laundry.
192. Put new software on it and see it crash even worse.
193. Put really old software on it and see it crash just as bad. xD;
194. See it it runs on batteries.
195. See if it runs on direct current (rather than alternating).
196. Take it apart and put it back together as some Transformers robot thingy.
197. Replace the keyboard with a TV remote.
198. Replace the speakers with light bulbs.
199. Take it to the prom.
200. Put it through a metal shredding machine and use it as confetti for a party!
thank you all for the good memories
by Rail Runner » Tue Jul 11, 2006 3:27 pm
203 use it as a tester to see if NASA's shuttle rockets are hot enough...*melted mac mmmm*
Amtrak, its everywhere I want to be!
by Colinahscopy » Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:00 pm
VTSI, you forgot 202.
anyways...
202. send it to the sun
anyways...
202. send it to the sun
Colin K.
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by Jeremified » Tue Jul 11, 2006 10:36 pm
204. Get the sound card out and sell it.
thank you all for the good memories
by Sithking Zero » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:33 pm
205. Install the mac operating system on Lyoko.
206. Listen to XANA scream in pain and agony.
206. Listen to XANA scream in pain and agony.
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by Jeremified » Tue Jul 11, 2006 11:52 pm
Sithking Zero wrote:205. Install the mac operating system on Lyoko.
206. Listen to XANA scream in pain and agony.
ROFLCOPTERS, I think someone's having a funny streak.
207. Show it to Jeremie. Jeremie: *ded*
thank you all for the good memories
by JeremieCompNerd » Wed Jul 12, 2006 2:26 am
209) Repair it with peices of old calculators, and find out it works better AFTER that than it used to.
210) Replace the innards with styrafoam, and realize it still works faster than the original. More memory space too... ^_^
210) Replace the innards with styrafoam, and realize it still works faster than the original. More memory space too... ^_^
^^Dairall Made This^^
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Version: 3.1
GP/S d- s+:s a? C++++ U? P? L? E? W+++ N- o? K- w--- O? M-- V? PS+
PE-- Y-- PGP- t 5+ X R* tv+++ b++++ DI+++ D- G+++ e+++++ h! r% z
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by Beowulf681 » Wed Jul 12, 2006 11:34 am
211: show it this topic.
212: Make it watch Dora the explorer for three hours.
212: Make it watch Dora the explorer for three hours.
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