Whats your ramdom comment

[Rail Runner offline]

hey occifer, can you hold my beer and my illegal radar jammer while I get my expired license out of this stolen car with the expired tags??

[Sithking Zero offline]

(while diffusing a bomb)

Oh, just pick any old wire, what's the worst that could happen?

[Dairall offline]

If sour milk means its expired, then why is there an expirection date on sour cream?

[Rail Runner offline]

oh here officer, you can hold the key to the trunk with 10 packages of stuff back there..while I quickly dump my stash..thanks. ....that usually gets a laugh out of people.

[Chosen_one offline]

Mi estas la Esperantista Kongreso. Mi estis venanto fari ion.

Jaj!!!

Mi komprenas Esperanton. Vi ne komprenas Esperanton.

Zamenhoff!!! L. L. Zamenhoff!

[Dairall offline]

Can you post that in anglais?

[Chosen_one offline]

I am the Esperanto Congress. I have come to do something.

Yay!!!

I understand Esperanto. You don't understand Esperanto.

Zamenhoff!!! L. L. Zamenhoff!

Compare:

Mi estas la Esperantista Kongreso. Mi estis venanto fari ion.

Jaj!!!

Mi komprenas Esperanton. Vi ne komprenas Esperanton.

Zamenhoff!!! L. L. Zamenhoff!

[Rail Runner offline]

no sir..those tools just jumped right into my vehicle sir..haha.

[oddson offline]

ive been away for a week sailing and this is slighty messed up

[Rail Runner offline]

no sir...how would I know where that concealed weapon in the glove compartment is?

[oddson offline]

now that is ramdom

[<<Rumor?? offline]

I am randomly NOT random. That's the highest level of random you can get to.

Eat it, suckas!

[Rail Runner offline]

ummm...we hit an iceberg sir...we are officially screwed

[Chosen_one offline]

Wow, that iceberg certainly is bad news. We really needed some milk...

[Rail Runner offline]

umm no mam...how would I know anything about technology, I mean its not like I built a whole computer lab from scratch or anything?

[oddson offline]

I am randomly NOT random. That's the highest level of random you can get to.

Eat it, suckas!

basicly my sceond name is randomly

[Chosen_one offline]

hola

[Tekirai offline]

My tongue smells like fish food...

[Chosen_one offline]

Ukari ne sugoshi asa ga kite, kataku narimashita.

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REG

What? It's random!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Actual conversation reporthing... no Emergench Medical or Mental Ambulances were called during the duration of this sketch:
AT OXFORD:
Richard: Eh, Jackie, it seems that there's been a problem with the billing database again, do you mind telling me where you live?
Jackie: I live with the rest of my team in the Five Square Production Headquarterts anti-terrestrial base behind in the Base section behind the hubble telescope. My youger clone however lives in Branch a, which resides behind the International Space Station. So It all depends on who you ask.
VRY1:
Jason: Jackie, you're so stoopid! Everyone knows that there's no space station behind the hubble telescope, we have pictures!
Jackie: You'd think that, but that's jut because we're smarter than you..
Justin: Jackie, look. We've looked before. there's nothing behind the hubble telescope other than the back of the telescope!
Jackie: Then we're pretty good at hiding then, aren't we if you can't see us?

[Rail Runner offline]

sometimes I will just walk into a room singing this song...wake me up before ya go go, dont leave me hanging on like a yo yo..I get laughs mostly.

[Insanity Hero offline]

When I'm bored in school I start making random comments either to the teachers or my friends.

"You can not charge me becacuse I didn't do my homework! I have rights!"

"You sir have issues!"


Yes I do a lot of random things in school. That's why I can't wait to go back. It's like a stage.

[Rail Runner offline]

sometimes I will just walk in and do that evil monkey thing like on family guy..haha.

[lyokodude offline]

My random comment is cheese and bob [ don't ask].

[YDV offline]

Yes I do a lot of random things in school. That's why I can't wait to go back. It's like a stage.

Really? xD; I can't wait to go back because summer is excruciatingly boring and I need something to occupy my time.

Actual conversation reporthing... no Emergench Medical or Mental Ambulances were called during the duration of this sketch:
AT OXFORD:
Richard: Eh, Jackie, it seems that there's been a problem with the billing database again, do you mind telling me where you live?
Jackie: I live with the rest of my team in the Five Square Production Headquarterts anti-terrestrial base behind in the Base section behind the hubble telescope. My youger clone however lives in Branch a, which resides behind the International Space Station. So It all depends on who you ask.
VRY1:
Jason: Jackie, you're so stoopid! Everyone knows that there's no space station behind the hubble telescope, we have pictures!
Jackie: You'd think that, but that's jut because we're smarter than you..
Justin: Jackie, look. We've looked before. there's nothing behind the hubble telescope other than the back of the telescope!
Jackie: Then we're pretty good at hiding then, aren't we if you can't see us?

xDDDDD Roflcopters. Have I mentioned that you win at life?

Um. Face.