Corrupt a Wish Game!

[Tom Bone offline]

Sorry...

Sure, but then a gorilla will come into your house and chew them up so they can never be used again.

I wish I was the shadow on the moon at night (filling your dreams to the brim with fright)

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but you're no more than the shadow. Spoooooky! =O

I wish... for more musical synthesis skills!

[HYDEfangirl offline]

Granted, but it is nothing but drawing X.A.N.A (AKA DA FARTMAN IN ACLU)
I wish my boyfriend would kiss me

[*Star* Gazer offline]

Granted but he'll stop frequntly to watch the the "GOT TWIN?" sign fly by.

(Hey, I had to think of something!)
I wish my computer wouldn't freeze.

[Pika53 offline]

Granted but your computer suddenly turns into a block of ice.

I wish my computer would download CL episodes faster.

[lyokodragoness offline]

Umm, you're not supposed to talk about that! It's illegal and you could get the whole forum in trouble.

Granted, but it's copyright infringement and you'll go to jail.

I wish the RIAA would stop suing file sharers.

[darktemplar offline]

Granted, but it sues software pirates instead.

I wish there wasn't compulsory education.

[meow offline]

Granted. But you don't know everthing.

I wish Enox reply my message (...have been waited for more than a month!)

[darktemplar offline]

Granted, but Enox sent only 1 letter.

I don't know everything... my wish wasn't corrupted!

I wish my Sendmail worked ..

[Stonecreek]

Granted, but all you get is spam.

I wish it wasn't so muggy outside...

[Tom Bone offline]

Sure, but too much of a good thing, even weather, is a bad thing.

I wish I had some Easter Eggs!!!!!

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but Easter doesn't come next year because of it.
I wish for a faster IMVU...

[Blazer offline]

Granted but the speed is too much for it and it overloads.
I wish to be a polymorph I like polymorphs. there so cool

[Chiquita offline]

Granted but Xana gets jealous and kills you.

I wish for a new computer! (Well it was granted today...so....)

I wish for it to snow!

[matsumo itsu offline]

wish granted but it freezes your house.

i wish my plasystation two would work.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Wish granted! But now, you have no soul.

I wish that Shademan V.39's account was working again!

[Ghost Guest offline]

Granted, but now yours won't work.

I wish I could speak French.

[Dairall offline]

Granted! But you don't understand english or french. Just talk it.
I wish Code Lyoko was real, and I was in the gang.

[matsumo itsu offline]

wish granted but lyoko is destroyed and no one knows what lyoko is.

i wish i had every super power

[Sithking Zero offline]

Wish granted... but again, absolute power corrupts absolutely, and with all that power, you don't have great control...

I wish that both Shademan and my accounts would both work!

[Jeremified offline]

I wish Enox reply my message (...have been waited for more than a month!)

For BKO access? Read the rules again, now you need to PM Starway. I know. I even made a Site Discussion thread questioning its change.

Granted, but they're both banned accounts.

I wish PhpBB would stop deleting accounts for no real reason!

[Rudger offline]

Granted but they just make excuses instead.
I wish I was mario

[Shademan v.39 offline]

Granted, but now you're shorter than everyone else, and you can't use mushrooms. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

(thunder clap)

Ahem...anyways...

I wish my iPod had an extended battery life.

[Rudger offline]

granted but then you step on and break it 5 minutes later.

I wish that I had a better photo editing program that didn't cost me anything.

[Ghost Guest offline]

Granted but you will lose your creativity and won't know what to do with the photos.

I wish I could play a musical instrument.