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by ODDsODesey » Tue Jul 05, 2005 10:49 pm
but didn't die...
Sometimes life is sweet like a sweet potater.
by ShadowOfApocalypse » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:10 pm
...since his immunity...
I am hot. I eat donuts. That is all.
by ODDsODesey » Tue Jul 05, 2005 11:43 pm
is of everything!!
( cause his drumming skills over whelm him with immortal power )
( cause his drumming skills over whelm him with immortal power )
Sometimes life is sweet like a sweet potater.
by Ransomed_Heart » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:00 am
on the door
"I'm so glad I found an angel
Someone who was there
When all my hopes fell.
I wanna fly looking in your eyes.."
-Jesse McCartney, "Because You Live"
~
Ray
Someone who was there
When all my hopes fell.
I wanna fly looking in your eyes.."
-Jesse McCartney, "Because You Live"
~
Ray
by ShadowOfApocalypse » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:25 am
...with an erection...
I am hot. I eat donuts. That is all.
by Dummo Marx » Wed Jul 06, 2005 2:04 am
and nipple piercings...
Ok, now....the last two stories
1) Pandas are really Married to X1 since laws allow Multiple animals to get married and inseminate aborted fetuses that came out funky funky chicken putting mutant eggs with their large fat ugly toenails and disemboweled colons festering with insane Mutant steak sauce that I put mutant beef resin via syringe into their huge noses and their reaction was, "f*ck you". That was weird cause I didn't know they could talk or curse which means that They're not human they are infact large alien elephants intent on destruction to kill you only stopping to eat kfc or some fava beans and mashed potatos with gravy and tomato sauce, but they can't eat because they have to shove it up their *** which is very large and green and very peculiar since it has only one place for that kina of bothersome grotesqueries so the alienelephants decided to invent some big weird machine that can destroy reproductive organs which sucks ass and cleans carpets.
2)Late at Night a werewolf appeared and it had Three hairy sausages all of which were nuclear powered to ultimatly create A pretty kitty with razor claws and teeth that can rip through big shampoo bottles mis-leadingly containing people therefore the werewolf went to the local slipknot concert where pot is free with admisión and then Joey ate a banana that was poisonous but didn't die since his immunity is of everything!!
Ok, now....the last two stories
1) Pandas are really Married to X1 since laws allow Multiple animals to get married and inseminate aborted fetuses that came out funky funky chicken putting mutant eggs with their large fat ugly toenails and disemboweled colons festering with insane Mutant steak sauce that I put mutant beef resin via syringe into their huge noses and their reaction was, "f*ck you". That was weird cause I didn't know they could talk or curse which means that They're not human they are infact large alien elephants intent on destruction to kill you only stopping to eat kfc or some fava beans and mashed potatos with gravy and tomato sauce, but they can't eat because they have to shove it up their *** which is very large and green and very peculiar since it has only one place for that kina of bothersome grotesqueries so the alienelephants decided to invent some big weird machine that can destroy reproductive organs which sucks ass and cleans carpets.
2)Late at Night a werewolf appeared and it had Three hairy sausages all of which were nuclear powered to ultimatly create A pretty kitty with razor claws and teeth that can rip through big shampoo bottles mis-leadingly containing people therefore the werewolf went to the local slipknot concert where pot is free with admisión and then Joey ate a banana that was poisonous but didn't die since his immunity is of everything!!
Who's a man and a half? I'm a man and a half
by ODDsODesey » Wed Jul 06, 2005 3:24 am
till something moved...
thank you for doing that hiro, btw go to '' thinks to watch when you bored drunk high'' i just posted a vid there, and i know you'll like it..i think, its really funny!!
thank you for doing that hiro, btw go to '' thinks to watch when you bored drunk high'' i just posted a vid there, and i know you'll like it..i think, its really funny!!
Sometimes life is sweet like a sweet potater.
by DarthFerfer » Wed Jul 06, 2005 8:40 am
It was a
Just tell your parents that we're fighting rouge computer thats trying to take over a world.
-Odd
Welcome to room 289.5 AKA the evil genius lab
-Odd
Welcome to room 289.5 AKA the evil genius lab
by Ransomed_Heart » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:17 am
green rabid opossum
that first one was great, thanks for doing that Werwek.
that first one was great, thanks for doing that Werwek.
"I'm so glad I found an angel
Someone who was there
When all my hopes fell.
I wanna fly looking in your eyes.."
-Jesse McCartney, "Because You Live"
~ Ray
Someone who was there
When all my hopes fell.
I wanna fly looking in your eyes.."
-Jesse McCartney, "Because You Live"
~
Ray
by Ransomed_Heart » Wed Jul 06, 2005 11:40 am
of chewing on
"I'm so glad I found an angel
Someone who was there
When all my hopes fell.
I wanna fly looking in your eyes.."
-Jesse McCartney, "Because You Live"
~ Ray
Someone who was there
When all my hopes fell.
I wanna fly looking in your eyes.."
-Jesse McCartney, "Because You Live"
~
Rayby DarthFerfer » Wed Jul 06, 2005 12:59 pm
large pink toilets
Just tell your parents that we're fighting rouge computer thats trying to take over a world.
-Odd
Welcome to room 289.5 AKA the evil genius lab
-Odd
Welcome to room 289.5 AKA the evil genius lab
by ShadowOfApocalypse » Wed Jul 06, 2005 1:00 pm
...and nipple rings...
I am hot. I eat donuts. That is all.
by Dummo Marx » Wed Jul 06, 2005 10:48 pm
thank you for doing that hiro, btw go to '' thinks to watch when you bored drunk high'' i just posted a vid there, and i know you'll like it..i think, its really funny!!
that first one was great, thanks for doing that Werwek.
No prob, someone had to...and I was the only one bored enough to actually recollect it all...
Who's a man and a half? I'm a man and a half
by DarthFerfer » Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:45 am
are choclate so
Just tell your parents that we're fighting rouge computer thats trying to take over a world.
-Odd
Welcome to room 289.5 AKA the evil genius lab
-Odd
Welcome to room 289.5 AKA the evil genius lab
by Ransomed_Heart » Thu Jul 07, 2005 3:22 pm
like tic tacs
"I'm so glad I found an angel
Someone who was there
When all my hopes fell.
I wanna fly looking in your eyes.."
-Jesse McCartney, "Because You Live"
~ Ray
Someone who was there
When all my hopes fell.
I wanna fly looking in your eyes.."
-Jesse McCartney, "Because You Live"
~
Ray
by Ransomed_Heart » Thu Jul 07, 2005 7:29 pm
snot spitting abilities
"I'm so glad I found an angel
Someone who was there
When all my hopes fell.
I wanna fly looking in your eyes.."
-Jesse McCartney, "Because You Live"
~ Ray
Someone who was there
When all my hopes fell.
I wanna fly looking in your eyes.."
-Jesse McCartney, "Because You Live"
~
RayWho is online
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