Fake Code Lyoko Commercials

[Sithking Zero offline]

Hey You!

Yes, you!

Are you evil?

Are you a computer program?

Are you he** Bent on world domination?

Are you tailed by annoying heroes, who stop you at every turn?

Look no further!

Introducing the newest best-seller by William Dunbar, "World Domination for Creepy Computer Programs!"

William Dunbar has worked dilligently to find and interview the most successful villians of all time. Now, he has compiled all their successes and traits into one easy-to-read book!

"I was once a wimp," Confides the author. "I always got shoved out of the picture by this runt who was a year younger then I was! But now, I rule over all of Europe, so I'm not complaining!"

This book is written by a villian, for villians, in an easy to understand language that all villians will grasp easily.

With unique step-by-step proceidures in such fields as

-Possessing humans
-breaking up the hero and his girlfriend
-Memory theft
-How to join Microsoft
-Raising a demonic army
-God-moding for fun and profit!
-Eyeliner application ((Seriously-all villians wear eyeliner))
-Surviving the unsurviveable
-Inspiring fear in minions
-Coming to the real world

Just listen to these happy reviewers!

"I couldn't even get out of the network! After reading "World Domination," I now blow up three cities a day, and the human race has never been closer to extinction. Thanks, William!" -Bass.exe (Megaman Battle Network Games)

"My race forever wallowed in an alternate dimension from the human world. After reading Mr. Dunbar's book, I now sit on a throne of human bones while being tended to by several scantily-clad ladies. Thanks, "World Domination!" -Myotismon (digimon)

"Before William Dunbar's book, I was always being harrassed by these five annoying kids. Now, I have the guys' heads mounted on my wall and the girls' skulls are my wine goblets! Thanks, William!" -XANA (Code: Lyoko)

"I was a nobody geek until William Dunbar came along. Now, I'm filthy stinking rich by selling worthless computer products!"
- Bill Gates

"It's a 'Seven Habits of Highly effective people,' For the evil supervillian in all of us!" -The New York Times

"We used to surrender all the time. Now, before we're invaded, we ask the leader: Did you read this book?"- France


ORDER NOW, and you'll get a free copy of the sequel to "World Domination;" "Hero-B-Gone"! And call in the next fifteen minutes and you'll get a free plushie of your choice: Gannondorf, XANA, or Voldemort!

ORDER NOW!

call 555-666-1236

Or write to

William Dunbar Press, Inc.
666 Satan Way
Tenth Circle of Hell, Kansas.


Warning: Continued use of this product may result in lack of soul, use of eyeliner, Laughing maniacally, growing scales, or possession by interdimensional monsters. Ask your doctor if this book is right for you. If they say no, GO FOR IT!We're not responsible for any rear-kicking you may recieve from heroes.

[Rail Runner offline]

Are you tired of your old vehicles..come down to the Lyoko World Superdealership.

We have the best vehicles a hero could ever want

Our first deal is this beautiful Overwing...its brand new..no miles..its great for girls and a passenger if need be. Whats the price you ask..simple...an internet card...that is all this costs..

Our next vehicle is this hoverboard...its great for cat people and princesses in pink..the best part is the rocket booster on it...brand new, no miles..get it today

our last vehicle to show you is this awesome motorbike...its a two seater with incredible speed...great for ninja boys who have a need for speed as well as an awesome girl to share the speed with..this motorbike is a great first vehicle...

So if you like these deals come on down to LyokoWorld where the hero is always right.

[Sithking Zero offline]

You sounded tired (I mean the way that you showed it).

[Rail Runner offline]

because I was tired when I posted it..haha. heres another one

HEY, are you having trouble with a computer that isnt up to the task?..WELL HAVE WE GOT A DEAL FOR YOU...this brand new supercomputer has all of the features a team of heros could ever want..

YES, this computer has HOLOMAPS...AND THE ABILITY TO RETURN TO THE PAST.

BUT THATS NOT ALL if you order now, we will also throw in 3 FREE SCANNERS.
these scanners can send your friends to distant worlds to stop evil viruses..

so if you want this system ORDER TODAY..THIS IS A LIMITED TIME OFFER...

*really fast voice* this package may have a risk of possessions and evil monsters coming to the real world, along with evil viruses escaping and ruining things.

COME ON DOWN TO SUPERCOMPUTERS R US TODAY AND LET US EARN YOUR BUSINESS.

[lyokonita offline]

Hey You!

Yes, you!

Are you evil?

Are you a computer program?

Are you he** Bent on world domination?

Are you tailed by annoying heroes, who stop you at every turn?

Look no further!

Introducing the newest best-seller by William Dunbar, "World Domination for Creepy Computer Programs!"

William Dunbar has worked dilligently to find and interview the most successful villians of all time. Now, he has compiled all their successes and traits into one easy-to-read book!

"I was once a wimp," Confides the author. "I always got shoved out of the picture by this runt who was a year younger then I was! But now, I rule over all of Europe, so I'm not complaining!"

This book is written by a villian, for villians, in an easy to understand language that all villians will grasp easily.

With unique step-by-step proceidures in such fields as

-Possessing humans
-breaking up the hero and his girlfriend
-Memory theft
-How to join Microsoft
-Raising a demonic army
-God-moding for fun and profit!
-Eyeliner application ((Seriously-all villians wear eyeliner))
-Surviving the unsurviveable
-Inspiring fear in minions
-Coming to the real world

Just listen to these happy reviewers!

"I couldn't even get out of the network! After reading "World Domination," I now blow up three cities a day, and the human race has never been closer to extinction. Thanks, William!" -Bass.exe (Megaman Battle Network Games)

"My race forever wallowed in an alternate dimension from the human world. After reading Mr. Dunbar's book, I now sit on a throne of human bones while being tended to by several scantily-clad ladies. Thanks, "World Domination!" -Myotismon (digimon)

"Before William Dunbar's book, I was always being harrassed by these five annoying kids. Now, I have the guys' heads mounted on my wall and the girls' skulls are my wine goblets! Thanks, William!" -XANA (Code: Lyoko)

"I was a nobody geek until William Dunbar came along. Now, I'm filthy stinking rich by selling worthless computer products!"
- Bill Gates

"It's a 'Seven Habits of Highly effective people,' For the evil supervillian in all of us!" -The New York Times

"We used to surrender all the time. Now, before we're invaded, we ask the leader: Did you read this book?"- France


ORDER NOW, and you'll get a free copy of the sequel to "World Domination;" "Hero-B-Gone"! And call in the next fifteen minutes and you'll get a free plushie of your choice: Gannondorf, XANA, or Voldemort!

ORDER NOW!

call 555-666-1236

Or write to

William Dunbar Press, Inc.
666 Satan Way
Tenth Circle of Hell, Kansas.


Warning: Continued use of this product may result in lack of soul, use of eyeliner, Laughing maniacally, growing scales, or possession by interdimensional monsters. Ask your doctor if this book is right for you. If they say no, GO FOR IT!We're not responsible for any rear-kicking you may recieve from heroes.

this one was so funny!

[Ghost Guest offline]

XANA: *exhausted* Darling, I’m home!
XANA’s wife: Did those kids give you trouble at work again, dear?
XANA: You have NO idea!
Mysterious Voice: Problems at work?
XANA: Hey, where did that voice come from!?
Mysterious Voice: Do your coworkers just won’t let you destroy the world?
XANA: Yes, that’s right… but who’s talking!?
Mysterious Voice: We have the perfect solution for you!
XANA’s wife: Honey, I’m scared!
Mysterious Voice: We present to you, the Scyphozoa! This incredible jellyfish-like monster will help you in your battle against your mortal enemies! With its incredible tentacles you can now steal the memory of that pink haired girl who’s always deactivating your precious towers! And not only that, it can inexplicably float in the air! Making it easy to carry when traveling long distances!
XANA: So I will have her memory. What about her half of the keys to Lyoko?
Mysterious Voice: You’ll get that too and with no additional charge!
XANA: That sounds cool! I’m definitely buying one!
Mysterious Voice: The Scyphozoa is a product developed and distributed by Moonscoop Corporation. Batteries not included.

[Dairall offline]

Odd: Jeremie! Jeremie!
Jeremie: XANA?
Odd: He stole- he stole-
Jeremie: WHAT!?
Odd: My- *Starts crying* HAIR JEL!
Jeremie: Ahh. Buy some then.
Odd: *Look at Jeremie, smiles*
TV: This is a news message. A computer has taken over all the hair jel companys.
Odd: *Crys again*
2 Months later.
Camera zooms out to the moon. Shows Odd.
Odd: XANA ain't stealing my hair jel!

[Rail Runner offline]

Xana..I hate living here. *stares at TV*

*commercial comes on showing the sectors*

*announcer* do you hate living here

Xana.. I just said that

*announcer* do you want somewhere much nicer and more awesome

Xana..of course

*announcer* well have we got a place for you...Sector 5...this section of prime real estate is perfect for evil viruses that want to take over the world!

Xana..and whats included with this?

*announcer* you get your own sphere in the middle of Lyoko, and it comes with changing zones, flying mantas, and a cool elevator to get from one point to another!

Xana..sounds perfect...what do I have to do for this.

*announcer* come on down to Lyoko Realty Today!!!!!

[Dairall offline]

Good one VSTI!

(Code Lyoko radio anoucement)
Jeremie/Ulrich, will you come with me for a minute? Yumi/Aelita.
Xana, this means WAR! Jeremie.
I can't. I have to do- something. Ulrich.
MY HAIRGEL! Odd.

Code: Lyoko.
L.Y.O.K.O.
Love
You
Or
Hate
Ou!

[Rail Runner offline]

pretty interesting...good one though

[Jeremified offline]

Hey You!

Yes, you!

Are you evil?

Are you a computer program?

Are you he** Bent on world domination?

Are you tailed by annoying heroes, who stop you at every turn?

Look no further!

Introducing the newest best-seller by William Dunbar, "World Domination for Creepy Computer Programs!"

William Dunbar has worked dilligently to find and interview the most successful villians of all time. Now, he has compiled all their successes and traits into one easy-to-read book!

"I was once a wimp," Confides the author. "I always got shoved out of the picture by this runt who was a year younger then I was! But now, I rule over all of Europe, so I'm not complaining!"

This book is written by a villian, for villians, in an easy to understand language that all villians will grasp easily.

With unique step-by-step proceidures in such fields as

-Possessing humans
-breaking up the hero and his girlfriend
-Memory theft
-How to join Microsoft
-Raising a demonic army
-God-moding for fun and profit!
-Eyeliner application ((Seriously-all villians wear eyeliner))
-Surviving the unsurviveable
-Inspiring fear in minions
-Coming to the real world

Just listen to these happy reviewers!

"I couldn't even get out of the network! After reading "World Domination," I now blow up three cities a day, and the human race has never been closer to extinction. Thanks, William!" -Bass.exe (Megaman Battle Network Games)

"My race forever wallowed in an alternate dimension from the human world. After reading Mr. Dunbar's book, I now sit on a throne of human bones while being tended to by several scantily-clad ladies. Thanks, "World Domination!" -Myotismon (digimon)

"Before William Dunbar's book, I was always being harrassed by these five annoying kids. Now, I have the guys' heads mounted on my wall and the girls' skulls are my wine goblets! Thanks, William!" -XANA (Code: Lyoko)

"I was a nobody geek until William Dunbar came along. Now, I'm filthy stinking rich by selling worthless computer products!"
- Bill Gates

"It's a 'Seven Habits of Highly effective people,' For the evil supervillian in all of us!" -The New York Times

"We used to surrender all the time. Now, before we're invaded, we ask the leader: Did you read this book?"- France


ORDER NOW, and you'll get a free copy of the sequel to "World Domination;" "Hero-B-Gone"! And call in the next fifteen minutes and you'll get a free plushie of your choice: Gannondorf, XANA, or Voldemort!

ORDER NOW!

call 555-666-1236

Or write to

William Dunbar Press, Inc.
666 Satan Way
Tenth Circle of Hell, Kansas.


Warning: Continued use of this product may result in lack of soul, use of eyeliner, Laughing maniacally, growing scales, or possession by interdimensional monsters. Ask your doctor if this book is right for you. If they say no, GO FOR IT!We're not responsible for any rear-kicking you may recieve from heroes.

...And now you've gone evil. xDD;;

[mooshie offline]

wow, someone likes bumping old threads not always a good thing you are truly a necromancer

[*Star* Gazer offline]

Man this are stinking funny. Especially Sithking Zero's.


Ulrich is on his computer in with a ghostly mist reading a magazine then a phone rang and it picked it up.

Ghostly Mist with magazine: Yeah, hold on. *Puts phone on the table*

Ulrich: Who was that?

Ghostly Mist: I don't know.

Ulrich: *picks up phone* Hi mom. Yea. That was him.

Nobody should have to live with Xana.

(I love that "Nobody should live with cable* commercial)

[Jeremified offline]

Hello! Are you tired of failing all those math quizzes? Ever said something to your girlfriend that you would die to take back? Don't you wish life just had a rewind button? Well, now it does! Introducing Return To The Past v. 2546! With the press of a button, you can re-live a day in your life over and over again! No more weekend gloom for kids knowing that school starts tomorrow- now weekends can be longer than life itself! Literally! And it can be yours all for the small 25,000,000 payments of $9.95! Order yours today while supplies last! Warning: some side effects may include one day being replayed forever, short-term amnesia, and disruption of certain evil AI plans.

[Sithking Zero offline]

((Ad for PC's.))

Hi, I'm XANA, and I use a Mac-based operating System.

Buy a PC. You don't want to be like XANA, do you?

[Reesane offline]

XANA & Jeremie's compuer repair sericeses- We may hate eachother, but that won't stop us from fixing your computer!

[Darkborn offline]

*Odd walks on screen*
"Hey everybody! Would you like to sing a song?"

INTRODUCING THE BREAK BREAK BREAKDANCE REVOLUTION VIDEO GAME WITH DANCE PAD!

With all of your favorites as:

"Hey! What's the mutt doing in my room?"
"It's only a snack!"
"Big Purple Cat"
"Laser Arrow Light Show"
"High Metabolism"
"Jelly Hair"
"BREAK BREAK BREAKDANCE!"
and more...

With new MP3 Compadability you can place your own songs into the game! Just make sure a sneaky program doesn't go in!
*Shows a picture of Xana*
Odd: He's mean >.>

[Ulrich's lil bro offline]

Introducing all new musical technology! Straight from Lyoko Club Inc. and Apple...

We bring you, the all new, IPod XANA!! This very sophisticated piece of musical technology has from the latest to the graetest music you want that consists mostly of evil themes, and music videos of a hot girl with pink hair! It even has a personal voice program that disses all your music interests! Let's check it out.

*press button*
XANA: What kinda music do you listen to? The kind that makes you turn into the next Paris Hilton? (yes, I said it.)

It comes with a special new symbol on it too! *shows XANA symbol* and a special spark effect followed by a dark gas that... that's just great. A dark gas, and you'l be up close to your music, like inside of the machine! Customized screens and backgrounds, even filled with action if you want! Literally exploding in your face! The iPod XANA may even connect to other electronic systems and program them to do your bidding! *cough*

*fast voice* lyoko Club inc. is a branch company of moonscoop corporations. Moonscoop is in France so don't throw pies. Apple pwns you. 1 hour waranty guaranteed! warning: We will not be held responsible for any hurting of feelings or isolation from public, weird functions, getting trapped in the item, or the device causing damage to other systems and the world having you posessed by it. Thank you very much, prices start at 2 billion dollars.

Quite a rip off huh.

[TaTyFan13 offline]

New arrow shooting glove! Shoot up to ten arrows before you have to order more!

*in Lyoko* Odd: Oh no I ran out of arrows! *Picks up phone* I wanna order more arows! *pause* Ok, I'll wait 4-6 business days. *Gets shot at and devirtulized*

*announcer* Uh, order more before you're killed by big laser bees! *fast voice* Don't use in dangerous situations. Do not fight monsters. Do not shoot yourself. If you do shoot yourself, contact a doctor. Supercomputer, monsters and evil virus sold sepratly, batteries not included. *Normal voice* Order now and recieve your choice of Ludi Invalidi or Dangerous And Moving CDs as a free gift! *fast voide* Not really. Do you think we're gonna give you music?


CDs part, online while listening 2 music.