Things They Would Never Say/Do

[SamBlob offline]

Jeremie: *scoops Yumi in arms, kisses her, and right in front of Aelita* "I love you Yumi. Screw Aelita"

Yumi: "O.K., but you'll have to let go of me so I can get to her..."

[Paige offline]

Jeremie: *scoops Yumi in arms, kisses her, and right in front of Aelita* "I love you Yumi. Screw Aelita"

Yumi: "O.K., but you'll have to let go of me so I can get to her..."

Jeremie: I'll join you!

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Aelita: "Of course you will! That was the whole point, wasn't it?"
Jeremy: "Oh, you'll get the whole point, all right..."

[Dummo Marx]

Yumi: so will you Jeremie *smirks*

[SamBlob offline]

Oh, no, not the trenchcoat/FN thing again...

Jeremy:

[Dummo Marx]

man...that thing's like the Starbuck cracks...only scary...

[Enki offline]

Aelita: Jeremie, (voice changes to Darth Vader's voice and breathes like Darth Vader) I am your mother!
Jeremie: NOOOOOO!!!!

[Paige offline]

Yumi: No I'm his mother! We aren't lesbians together!..... Unless we were very drunk and had a threesome. Yuck! That never happend.... I hope

[Dummo Marx]

Ulrich: yea well...it was my sperm you took you sucubuses!!

[SamBlob offline]

Sissy: "Shouldn't that be 'succubi'? It's important to use the correct plural form..."

[Paige offline]

Yumi: "Sissy, for once, would you please stop trying to be smarter than Jeremie."

[4lpha0mega offline]

Jeremie: My name is Jeremie Belpois. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

killed by a 6-fingered machine?

[SamBlob offline]

Teacher: "Jeremy, you wrote a brilliant work on Lichtenstein airborne radar and its impact on the British bombing campaign against Germany in World War II, and Odd, your piece on pop artist Roy Lichtenstein, his work and his influence was interesting and informative, but, as the essay was supposed to be about the Principality of Liechtenstein, I'm afraid you both get zero."

Ulrich: "See? I told you he spelled it wrong on the blackboard..."

[Enki offline]

Jeremie:
Mrs. Hertz: Jeremie, how could you? Usually its Ulrich and/or Odd who snore in class.
Jeremie: Whatever, I hate science.
Mrs. Hertz: (gasp) Who are u, and what have u done with the real Jeremie?
(cut to the real Jeremie tied up in his chair at the computer in the factory)

[MY85 offline]

Odd and Milly are making out during a party. Odd is completely drunk, and he takes Milly to the bathroom for shagging.
Odd: *singing* Let me see that thong...
Milly takes off her pants, and a very surprised Odd stares at her thong that says "fiesta" on it.
Odd: Respect, Milly. Respect.

[MY85 offline]

-Odd and Ulrich playing like SNL's Roxbury Kid sequences... What is love? Baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more...

Okay SamBlob, I found the Coupling reference I had used before at TvTome. Here it goes:

At Kadic, he Anatomy teacher is dictating his class about the rectum.
Anatomy Teacher: When God made the arse, he didn't say, "Hey, it's just your basic hinge, let's knock off early". He said, 'Behold ye angels, I have created the arse. Throughout the ages to come, men and women shall grab hold of these, and shout my name.'
Kadic students obey to what the Anatomy Teacher said
Herb [while grabbing Tamiya's ass]: God!!
Anatomy Teacher: Oops... wrong words for this crowd... goota leave now...
Anatomy teacher leaves while many "God" voices are heard.

[SamBlob offline]

I don't remember actually hearing that line, but I've seen the quote and thought I saw the episode it was said to relate to (where Susan found the videotape...) Maybe I was in the kitchen at the time...

It does sound like something Stephen would say. It requires too much thought to be Patrick and it's not bizarre enough to be Jeff...

[MY85 offline]

I don't remember actually hearing that line, but I've seen the quote and thought I saw the episode it was said to relate to (where Susan found the videotape...) Maybe I was in the kitchen at the time...

It does sound like something Stephen would say. It requires too much thought to be Patrick and it's not bizarre enough to be Jeff...

It was Jeff. He's the horniest of them, and he did said that while they were at the bar, they were talking loads about the arse. That happened at Faithless, Episode 17, Season 3's second episode.

[Stephen (x1)]

I don't remember actually hearing that line, but I've seen the quote and thought I saw the episode it was said to relate to (where Susan found the videotape...) Maybe I was in the kitchen at the time...

It does sound like something Stephen would say. It requires too much thought to be Patrick and it's not bizarre enough to be Jeff...

For a moment I believed you to be speaking of LF members....LMAO

[Enki offline]

Aelita: Jeremie, what's a rack?
Jeremie: (blushes ) ITS A COUNTRY!!!

[SamBlob offline]

I did this one at TVTome to demonstrate a rather delicate point...

Jeremy (on the phone to Aelita at Yumi's house): So, Aelita; how's the real world so far?

Aelita: Not good right now, Jeremy; I'm all wet and I smell really bad.

Jeremy: WHAT? Let me talk to Yumi... Yumi, haven't you shown her when and how to use the toilet?

Yumi: I didn't think about it...

Jeremy: Well think about it fast before something worse happens!

Aelita: Something worse can happen?

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Jeremy:(Rebel Yell)
Odd:Umm...are you ok?
Ulrich:Odd he found a giant robot
Odd:oh..wait wtf?
Ulrich:don't ask just get in the bunker

[Enki offline]

Aelita: Jeremie, I had my first period.
Jeremie: Glad to see youre doing well at school.
Aelita: No Jeremie, not that period.
Jeremie: (blushes) Yumi, take her to the restroom.

[Skysong offline]

Aelita: Odd, people keep saying I should "ask Jeremie out." What do I do?

Odd: *evil smirk, whispers in her ear*

Aelita: Uh-huh... so I just say that to him?

Odd: Yep!

FIVE MINUTES LATER...

Aelita: Jeremie, will you have sex with me?

Jeremie: *stares, then blinks and scowls* ODD!

[SamBlob offline]

Sissy: "What's this? A letter? Mmmm, scented! And it says "From Ulrich!" Hmm... it looks like his handwriting... Oh, Ulrich!"

(opens letter, which blows up in her face)

Sissy: "AAAAAAAAAHHH" (runs away, rubbing the flash burns on her eyes)

Milly (from hiding place): "It worked! IT WORKED! "