The Impossible Goal List

[G-Force offline]

To sum things up are there a bunch of things in your life that you wish you can do but can't do to a little annoying factor called REALITY. If I lived in a world where anything was possible these are the dreams I wish I could fufill.

1. Fight the Putty Patrol
2. Learn this Kick
3. Pilot an Evangelion
4. Have a theme song and soundtrack that would play when I entered a room
5. Climb the Agrocrag from Guts
6. Punch a temple guard from Legend of the Hidden Temple
7. Star in a John Woo gunfight
8. Fight the likes of XANA in Lyoko with the TV show heroes
9. Join the Teen Titans
10. Visit Halloween Town
11. Become a Keyblade Master
12. Throw a Hadoken and a Shoryuken
13. Spar against Yumi (although I think she can beat the daylights out of me)
14. Give Team Rocket a good dropkick
15. Run along walls and dodge bullets
16, Be on of the officers in Dynasty Warriors

[SamBlob offline]

To be obscenely rich and completely obscure.

To have homes in New York NY, Auburn Indiana (don't know the Indiana code), London, Rome, Prague and Sydney.

To live in a two story partially underground ferrocement bunker disguised as a hill in a park.

To be at trackside and watch the Indianapolis 500, the 24 Hours of Le Mans, the Italian GP at Monza and the British GP at Silverstone.

To own and drive a Shelby Daytona Coupe or a Jensen Interceptor.

To own and ride a Brough Superior SS100 or a Vincent Black Shadow.

There's more, but I can't think of it right now...

[Dummo Marx]

Drive around town running people over...

Drive around town crashing againts them expensive cars

Drive around town without being afraid to get mugged by them cholos

Spend 3 days in solitary confinement

[Skysong offline]

Not run screaming (or something similar) from the room whenever a guy walks in.

Finish an average fic (i.e. seven chapters) in less than a week.

Finish "Le Diable" before I die of old age.

Write a proper fic... that ISN'T X-men: Evolution.

Learn to dance without the added bonus of looking like an idiot.

Conquer the world (or at least a subdivision).

Get X-men: Evolution back on air.

Make X-men: The Animated Series suck less.

Do something useful with my life.

[MY85 offline]

Let me add mine...

1. Blow up the Real Madrid stadium and its players as well, only saving Zidane, Owen and Gutti (Morientes is safe in Liverpool, if he's still there). The others can die as well.
2. Get Kirsten Dunst to be my girlfriend.
3. RTTP to September 1997, just to see Soda Stereo's El Último Concierto at the River Plate stadium.
4. Shoot a skating session around the world.
5. Beat up William Hung.
6. Ride expensive cars on Peru just like if they were just one more car there.
7. Become president of Peru.
8. Kill the Bride from Kill Bill.
9. Hanging out with Agent Smith from The Matrix.
10. Using a real lightsaber and become a very powerful Jedi.
11. Resurrect Jim Morrisom.
12. Smoke pot with Maradona or Bob Marley. I don't do that in real life yet, but what I'm saying IS something impossible.
13. Performing an Animality.
14. Meet the Saint Seiya characthers.
15. Meet anyone from LF in person. (would this count?)
16. Get the chance to beat up Ash Ketchum.
17. Being a Guest Host on SNL.
18. Hang out with any charcther from the Whedon-verse (Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Angel) for any reason.
19. Using goth make-up. (Not that I can't afford it, it's more like I would look really horrible with it)
20. Live in BulletTime.
21. Meet the Cosmic Girl.
22. Toss a barrel against Donkey Kong.
23. Become Obi Wan Kenobi's padawan.
24. Become richer than Bill Gates.
25. Live inside a porn movie.
26. Beat the crap out of Paris (from the Homer story).
27. Hit Winrii with her own wrench.
28. Own a Magmar.
29. Yell at Donald Trump "You're fired!!".
30. Hang out with Xander Cage.
31. Surgery operations along with Christian Troy and Sean McNamara.
32. Get wasted at Moe's bar.
33. Become friends with the ER cast.
34. To travel anywhere without moving.
35. Appear in Wild On partying wild... (please Wild On, come to Peru, )
36. Wipe down Erreway.
37. Help the Coyote to capture the Roadrunner.
38. Become Hannibal Lecter's apprentice.
39. Perform a lipo on Garfield or Homer Simpson.
40. Own a Charizard.
41. See one Season of The Simple Life done in Africa.
42. Get my car pimped by Xzibit. (I don't even have one yet, but if I were in USA, I'd buy a used one, bash it up and beg for X to the Z to come pimp my ride, )
43. Bash Justin Timberlake with a wrench, then bury him (alive or dead) with a shovel.
44. Help Marv and Harry capture Kevin McAllister.
45. Play for the Mean Machine.

More will come to this list soon. They're not in some particular order, it's what come in mind first. Maybe some of these no one would get it.

[Reploid CB]

A great many of my impossible goals has already been listed by GF4, including visit Halloween Town and kicking XANA butt. (And, I may as well admit, also climbing the Agrocrag. I used to, and still do, love GUTS xD) So, as it's the only thing I can think of at the moment, I'm going to say "Solve a case with Jimmy Kudo/Conan Edogawa from Case Closed" and leave it at that for now xD ^^

EDIT: Thought of another one-- visiting the Digiworld from Digimon's first two seasons ^^ And as an RPer, I'd love to meet any of my creations face to face, despite the fact that they all "live" inside me anyway ;P

[Skysong offline]

Ok, inspired by CBIzumi: Meet one of my muses. Kick their butt for being so *beeeep* lazy.

[Enki offline]

I wanna pilot just about every mecha anime has to offer.
I wanna have a McDonalds right next to my house.
I wanna have a deeper pool.

[Little Vili offline]

Here's my "impossible for reality" list.

1) Become well respected at my school.
2) Drink tons of b33r and not be drunk.
3) Make a webcomic that is liked as much as megatokyo.
4) Not faint when I meet the creators of megatokyo (at otakon).
5) Find true love.
6) Never watch anime or play videogames again (I'd rather die).
7) Move out of this crappy town (till Im 18).

[SamBlob offline]

You're going to Otakon? hmm...

If you (or anyone else here) go to Otakon and see a young lady named Jennifer selling awesome Sonic fanart, please tell her SamBlob says hi.
[/spam]

Another impossible goal: To meet one or more of you guys (and to have a good helmet available if I meet Linii-Chan or AngelBolt... )

[GOGOLINIICHAN! offline]

1) Actually bash someone over the head with a wrench but have them recieve the blow in an anime way; they get knocked out, etc, but are ultimately fine.
2) Actually "SIT!" someone like Kagome does to Inuyasha (Hmm.. I wonder why I picked the wrench over that necklace for stuff on the forum in the first place.. a "SIT!" necklace would be so much more fun.. "SIT BOY!" )
3) Go to Kadic and become best friends with Sissi, helping her and setting her up with Ulrich. =)
4) Be able to do alchemy like Ed from FMA.
5) Be part of a heist like in "The Italian Job" (omg that would be awesome)
6) Be able to fly like in DBZ
7) Have my very own Pikachu (I know that sounds stupid but seriously.. who wouldn't want one!? )

Notice all of these deal with fictional shows/movies. That's because pretty much anything I would want to do in the real world, I plan to accomplish. Meeting a few people from here, for instance, is something that I am going to do.

[Little Vili offline]

You're going to Otakon? hmm...

If you (or anyone else here) go to Otakon and see a young lady named Jennifer selling awesome Sonic fanart, please tell her SamBlob says hi.
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opps...should have been more specific....Im going next year...when I can actually drive.

[Skysong offline]

Make a webcomic. Don't let it die.

Get a DDR set.

Stop biting my nails.

Stab someone. Repeatedly.

[SamBlob offline]

opps...should have been more specific....Im going next year...when I can actually drive.

I take it no bus stops anywhere near the location...

[Little Vili offline]

no no...Im serious. There is no way in hell I can make it this year. In fact, Im really pissed that I cant (curse not being 16).

[Reploid CB]

I'm going to try to get to Otakon next year; it's only a couple states up from where I live now. I would've been able to go this year, except I didn't have enough money ^^; So here's to having enough by next August...

Anyway on-topic, I thought of another: Go to Neopia, even if just briefly and get to meet my pets. Yes, I'm a Neopets player/addict xD

[DL offline]

Drive around town running people over...

Drive around town crashing againts them expensive cars

Drive around town without being afraid to get mugged by them cholos

Spend 3 days in solitary confinement

you can do all of that already

[Mewberries151]

Anyway on-topic, I thought of another: Go to Neopia, even if just briefly and get to meet my pets. Yes, I'm a Neopets player/addict xD

So you're on Neopets, eh? What's your player name, may I ask?

[Dummo Marx]

Werwek wrote:
Drive around town running people over...

Drive around town crashing againts them expensive cars

Drive around town without being afraid to get mugged by them cholos

Spend 3 days in solitary confinement

you can do all of that already

I don't have the guts to....not for the first two at least, and not yet....the third is quite impossible...the last is something I could only accomplish if I went to jail or somerhing of the sort....

[MY85 offline]

Werwek wrote:
Drive around town running people over...

Drive around town crashing againts them expensive cars

Drive around town without being afraid to get mugged by them cholos

Spend 3 days in solitary confinement

you can do all of that already

I don't have the guts to....not for the first two at least, and not yet....the third is quite impossible...the last is something I could only accomplish if I went to jail or somerhing of the sort....

I guess what Darklord meant is that your things could be technically possible to do.

[Reploid CB]

Anyway on-topic, I thought of another: Go to Neopia, even if just briefly and get to meet my pets. Yes, I'm a Neopets player/addict xD

So you're on Neopets, eh? What's your player name, may I ask?

My main one is "nytewolf117", but I've also got "heartless_shadows" (although I've forgotten the password ^^; ) and "digital_w3rld". But 117 is my main one ;P ^^

[Mewberries151]

Thanks, CBIzumi! *grins widely*

Hmmm...I'll have to really think of my goals for this thread. Quite a few of CBIzumi's and G-Force's kind of work for me already. Hmmm... ^_^

Okay, thought of a few:

1. Visit Lyoko
2. Visit Kadic School (almost as good, no? ).
3. Visit Halloweentown (ditto-ed with G-Force and CBIzumi, that truly would be too cool).
4. Visit the Pokemon world. ^_^
5. Go to Hogwarts (though maybe not with all of the "You-Know-Who" business at the moment... ^^ )
6. Become a Mew at will (that would be kind of cool )
7. Own or befriend a Mew (way to go Linii-chan with the Pikachu idea )
8. Own or befriend a Jigglypuff (just cause... )
9. Be able to enter the Cartoon Universe like one can enter Lyoko (through a scanner, lol )
10. Meet one or all of you...(ditto-ed from SamBlob, ^_^ )

Heh...mine are so weird. ^^;

[Skysong offline]

Go to the remains of the RL factory.

Kick butt in Lyoko.

Touch InuYasha's ears.

[OB-waN offline]

OBoy #1's List of Stuff He Will NEVER Get To Do-Pt. 1

1.Be in a GOOD rock band
2.Go to Lyoko and slide down the ice via Odd
3.Live in a world that’s like the CN cartoon town
4.Blow up the Teen Titans “Tâ€

[Ransomed_Heart offline]

1. Transform into an animal of the Chinese Zodiac, a la 'Fruits basket'
2. (as inspired by Oboy) Kill Slade!!!!
3. Tell off all the people who hate Starfire for no good reason
4. Go to Hogwarts (but I agree with Mew that the Lord V business would take away from the fun of it.)
5. Pilot and Eva (Unit 02 please!) or a gundam (Rain Mikamura's Rising Gundam is sweet!)
6. Get the anime guy of my dreams (Yuki is mine!!!)
7. Meet y'all!