Corrupt a Wish Game!

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but then your allies attack you.

I wish for more cowbell.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but ther is no cow. Therefore, it is a bell.

I wish Nagayama were here...

[matsumo itsu offline]

your wish has been granted but you died for no reason and the worlds greatest scientists spend months trying to find out the reason.

i wish i wsih i was a fish

[Sithking Zero offline]

And you become... SPONGEBOB!!!


I wish I was a dragon.

[matsumo itsu offline]

you become spyro and all the enimes of spyro come up and kill you instantly

i wish i had another controller for my xbox360.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Granted, but as soon as you turn it on, it becomes a Wiimote.

I wish I had an Xbox 360.

[Tekirai offline]

Granted, but it doesn't play any games that you like. <s>But doesn't it do that already...? :x</s>

I wish my class would grow up.

[Gauntlet offline]

Your wish is granted, but unfortunately, you must clean up the mess.

....Oh wait, you said grow up?

I wish I had my own theme song.

[matsumo itsu offline]

granted but its barbie girl

i wish that i had a wii controller

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but it flings into your TV and breaks, as well as breaks the TV

I wish I had superpowers

[Lani offline]

Granted, but in exchage for your powers you have to pay a price...

I wish I knew Korean.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but then all people who can speak Korean painfully implode

I wish for screams of absolute terror to echo throughout time forever, and they're not the screams of me or anyone I care about.

[matsumo itsu offline]

granted but your family along with you die instantly,

i wish that katelyn and me get married when were 18 and we live happily together.
ha corrupt that!

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. You live happily together, until 3 weeks later when you get a hot, single male next door neighbor with rippling muscles and a charming personality... You can guess what happens next. It starts with "D" and ends with "ivorces you for him"

I wish for a hot, single female next door neighbor who is my age and is beautiful and kind and will love me forever and ever no matter what and we die together and go to heaven and have a wonderful afterlife. Try that.

[matsumo itsu offline]

you both die one day later of poisiones happy pills.

i wish i had a full can of pepsi and that this wish wouldnt get corrupted.

[Gauntlet offline]

Granted. It did taste kind of...funny, though. Makes you wonder exactly what made it taste funny, and if it'll ever affect any wish.

I wish for three more wishes.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted, but you automatically wish for Dial-Up Internet, a computer with a 4 GB hard drive and that you were allergic to everything you have ever loved.

I wish for a more reliable wireless internet connection.

[G-Force offline]

You find a connection that will never boot but at the expense that its top download speed is 2 KB a second and bombards you with pop-up adds.

I wish I was a Power Ranger.

[Sithking Zero offline]

Granted, but I kill you for even THINKING of wishing that.

I wish I had a giant robot that would do everything I said.

[matsumo itsu offline]

granted but it goes haywire and kills you

i wish that this: was gone forever and replaced with a less annoying emotion

[Sithking Zero offline]

Granted. No strings attached. (I hate that thing too!)

I wish Adam Sandler and Will Ferrel would drop dead and that people would realize that they aren't funny.

[SilverPrince offline]

Granted. I don't like them much either. (I kinda liked Anchorman, though...)

I wish that I was talented with the instrument of my choice.

[HYDEfangirl offline]

Granted But your instrument is a Basoon

I wish one of my friends wansnt moving and that I found my CL DS game

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but now your DS game is moving and you lost your friend!

I wish I ha d a longer atten... HEY! A bunny!

[Carth]

Granted. You cannot stop paying attention to...ME. SIDOWN AN' LISTEN.

I wish that workmen would stop going in and out of my house.