The Big 101 List Thread

[Reesane offline]

This is just like any other 101 list thread, exept the person who ends the list picks the next list topic.

101 things to do with a Lawn Gnome.

1. Set it on fire.
2. Use it to hide your car keys
3. Build an army of gnomes with lazer vision.
4. Have it run for presedent.

[Odddellarobbia12 offline]

5. Use it to make your garden nicer
6. Backyard soccer goalie
7. A place to enbed your axee when your not using it.
8. Child repeller

[Jeremified offline]

9. Give it a cape and you've got the Travelocity Guarantee Enforcer.

[Malkmusian offline]

10. Aelita's birthday present
11. Cast it as the starring role in the movie adaptation to your life.

[zex marquise offline]

12. Stick a few in every window of your neighbor's house to scare the crap out of them.

[Reesane offline]

13. Use it as part of an overly-elabrot burgaler alarm.
14. Start a new religion
15. Tie a note to it and throw it through a window.
16. Film it falling off of your rough and sell it to CN as a new show.

[JesusFreak offline]

17. Attach model rockets to it and create a missle
18 get some pipe and make a battle ax out of it
19 create a talk show and have it be the host

[Colinahscopy offline]

20 drop it off the Sears Tower
21 use it to destroy an iMac
22 drop it off the Empire State Building
23 give it to the Mythbusters to destroy it
24 throw it at someone
25 shoot it with an automatic machine gun

[JesusFreak offline]

26 set it on fire and launchit out of a catapult at the neighborhood bully
27 create a missle silo out of them
28 use it as a very unweildy fork.
29 send it as a b-day present

[twilightchaos09 offline]

30: Eat it with a spork

[Malkmusian offline]

31. Put it in a radio friendly unit shifter.

[Reesane offline]

32. Send it to the mythbusters!

[twilightchaos09 offline]

33: Send it through an air-plane turbine.

[Carth]

34. Place it next to a sleeping person. When they wake up...

35. Dance with it.

36. Have a tea party.

37. Hat.

38. Buy more, and have them cover every square inch of spare lawn. EVERY SQUARE INCH.

[Reploid CB]

39. Put half of a walkie talkie set in it, put it in a random place and talk through it, making people think it's possessed.

40. Send it through a matter transporter with a fly. Presto! Flying garden gnome.

41. Skeet shooting practice.

[JesusFreak offline]

42. dress it as Darth Vader.
43 Train it to speak.
44 Shoot it from space

[DeadViolet offline]

45. Make it dance woth yer Lil' Sis' Barbie.
46. Feed it Banana Pudding
47. Stuff it with Garlic and kill a Vampire.

[Reesane offline]

46. Add antigravity boosters to it!

47. Pack it full of candy and use it as a pinata!

48. Hang it in front of an observetorie's telescope....

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

49) use it as a target for an animation rayt, create an armyy, and TAKE OVER THE WORLD1


I am seriously afrraid of Lawn Gnomes... The one about filling your lawn with every square inch of gnomes gave me chills.

[Carth]

O rly?

50. Make it run for President.

51. Set it on a llama's back. Stare at it.

52. Take pictures of it in funny positions. Turn them into internet memes.

[Reesane offline]

53. Hack your X-Box so that all rocket launchers shoot lawn gnomes.
54. Use it as a modle to make sculptures.
55. Torch it.
56. Build a little electronic car. Tape the lawn gnome with it. program it to chase guests around the house, pop out of radom hiding places exct. (Note: Works best if it is a gnom that holds a pair of garden shears.)

Cookie to whom ever guesses what game that last one is a refence to.

[JesusFreak offline]

57. Use as a toothpick. ouch.
58 dress as Luke Skywalker with the bling used in the Star Wars Gangsta Rap
59 use as a dog chew toy
60 use it to call the Toaster Lord From his hiding place
61 fashion a megaphone out of it using the lawn gnome, some rope, and a megaphone
62 use it as an insultingly stupid conversation topic at a black tie charity dinner
63 use it as a table centerpiece
64 make it a nail with its pointy hat
65 dance with it when nobody is looking
66 throw it at accordion players
67 use it to threaten Chipmunks
68 compose a poem about it
69 place sunglasses and a leather jacket on it
70 use as a back scratcher
71 use as a pumpkin carver
72 compare to Robot boy's plot line
73 use as the focusing garden accessory (if you can't afford a diamond) for you r plasma-ion antimatter converter
74 attach a homing chip to the hat and use to detroy the Death Star
75 place in front of a car grill as a battering ram.
76 use to kill termites by poisoning the wood
77 use as an all-purpose hat, towel and clothes rack
78 place a speaker inside it and have it ssay Marc Antony's Funeral Monolouge
79 dress in a toga
80 force it to creaate breakfast for you.
81 create a Garden Gnome kingdom and be the Iron-fisted tyrant of them all!! MUAHAHAHA!!!
I'm on a roll here!

[Reploid CB]

I'm on a roll here!

*snickers* Indeed xDD


82. Attach it to an RC car and use it to chase that annoying little kid from across the street.
83. Flatten it with a steamroller and make origami out of it.
84. Test you new, mail-order catapult.
85. Write a book under the pseudonym "David" titled "My Life On the Lawn" and use it as a model for the cover.
86. Can anyone say B movie monster?

[Reesane offline]

86. Can anyone say B movie monster?

87. Use it to fake an alian abduction vidio.
88. Hide your hand-held death ray in it.
89. cut the eyes out and (if nesssesary) hollow out the inside. Paint the inside black. Place a flashligt inside. Put in neighbor's window... :evil:

[JesusFreak offline]

90. use as a visual guide to Sora's ability woth a Keyblade
91 Launch at mimes.
92 dress up as the grim Reaper
93Put it under someone's chair after they play Guitar Hero
94 use as a pendulum
95 use to irritate Dark Lord Chuckles the Silly Piggy
96 dress as a tourist and send to North Korea (or send to south Korea if you care about him.)
97. buy a female garden gnome (do those even exist?) and have them Engaged to be married
98. have the garden gnome bride run away on a skateboard
99. use to attract a Roachster's attention
100. use to make a collage
101 use to duel the Toaster Lord in a no-holds-barred battle.

Yay! I win! ok, how about: 101 ways to imitate Monty Python and the Holy Grail

1. Have a friend clap a pair of coconuts around and hop like you're on a horse
2. Taunt in the ways of the French Knight peopleses.