In the event of an emergency, please exit the plane in an orderly fashion. Emergency exits are clearly marked. Remember, always save the children first!
We are nonstop to a small abandoned factory just outside Paris, and should be landing there shortly. Be aware that I am not good at landing, but that is entirely the point. Schyphozoas will be positioned by all exits to assist any who wish to live.
Now buckle up, it's the law, and enjoy your flight.
Okay, okay, I'm done.
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