June 6, 1994: Yes, I'm serious...and don't call me Shirley.
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by Malkmusian » Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:39 pm
The creator, Carth, had never experienced autism until she read my story.
Sorry I was gone.
by Carth » Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:13 pm
June 6, 1994, day 2532. So I'm pretty.
June 6, 1994, day 349. It was a dark and stormy night...
June 6, 1994, day 304. Haha! XANA...that tickes...
June 6, 1994, day 349. It was a dark and stormy night...
June 6, 1994, day 304. Haha! XANA...that tickes...
by Malkmusian » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:01 pm
June 6, 1994: I just bought Aelita and Graham tickets to Woodstock '94 up in New York. I'm afraid they can't come because of my paranoia of the US democracy, but I let them watch "Woodstock" on VHS for them to find out what the festival is and was. Those were good times. I remember the time when Country Joe slapped me over at McDonald's because I didn't spell the profanity with him. That was awesome...yeah...why didn't Beefheart come with his Magic Band?
The creator, Carth, had never experienced autism until she read my story.
Sorry I was gone.
by DeadViolet » Sat Nov 17, 2007 2:11 pm
June 6th, 1994: Walkin' 'round in Women's underwear~ Hee-hee~
(Cue Aelita; "WTF?!")
(Cue Aelita; "WTF?!")
*I'm that one crazy girl formerly known as Misha*
by Carth » Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:11 pm
June 6, 1994, day 2311. Baby, when I think about you, I think about love...
June 6, 1994, day 1032. *talking to Aelita's Mom puppet* Yes, I'm sure this is a good idea! Green-plated chrome goes WONDERFULLY with the interior!
June 7, 1994. Note to self. Do not get drunk and forget to reverse time anymore.
June 6, 1994, day 1032. *talking to Aelita's Mom puppet* Yes, I'm sure this is a good idea! Green-plated chrome goes WONDERFULLY with the interior!
June 7, 1994. Note to self. Do not get drunk and forget to reverse time anymore.
by DeadViolet » Sat Nov 17, 2007 6:10 pm
Holy crap, I HAVE to draw that!!Carth wrote:June 6, 1994, day 1032. *talking to Aelita's Mom puppet* Yes, I'm sure this is a good idea! Green-plated chrome goes WONDERFULLY with the interior!
June 6th, 1994: *pummeling sock puppets* *high-pitched voice* BOTHER, BOTHER, BOTHER, BOTHER, BOTHER, BOTHER!
*I'm that one crazy girl formerly known as Misha*
by Sithking Zero » Sun Nov 18, 2007 1:18 am
misha-san wrote:Holy crap, I HAVE to draw that!!Carth wrote:June 6, 1994, day 1032. *talking to Aelita's Mom puppet* Yes, I'm sure this is a good idea! Green-plated chrome goes WONDERFULLY with the interior!
June 6th, 1994: *pummeling sock puppets* *high-pitched voice* BOTHER, BOTHER, BOTHER, BOTHER, BOTHER, BOTHER!
OMG INFINATE YES!!!!
June 6th, 1994: Hmm... I seem to be alone...
(rustling noises)
NAKED TIME!!!
XANA: OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF THE UNIVERSE!!! MY EYES!!! SOMEBODY GOUGE OUT MY EYES!!!
Sig by Carth.
ALL HAIL MEGATRON!
by Malkmusian » Sun Nov 18, 2007 2:51 pm
June 6, 1994: I shall not strip to "The Blimp (mousetrapreplica)" ever again.
June 7, 1994: Okay, maybe I did. Oh, crap! They took Aelita!
June 6, 1994: Good...good...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
(Franz goes nuts. XANA laughs while eating popcorn)
June 7, 1994: Okay, maybe I did. Oh, crap! They took Aelita!
June 6, 1994: Good...good...AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!
(Franz goes nuts. XANA laughs while eating popcorn)
The creator, Carth, had never experienced autism until she read my story.
Sorry I was gone.
by DeadViolet » Sun Nov 18, 2007 4:46 pm
June 7th, 1996: I was going to take Aelita to Disneyland today, but instead I took her to an old, shabby building and told her Disneyland had burned down. She started bawling, then she got my joke and kicked me in the shin. She's not gonna talk to me for a while.
June 7th, 1996: Hey, atleast I've got my Sock Puppets. And XANA.
June 8th, 1996: Puritanism - The fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
June 7th, 1996: Hey, atleast I've got my Sock Puppets. And XANA.
June 8th, 1996: Puritanism - The fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
*I'm that one crazy girl formerly known as Misha*
by timekitten » Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:35 am
June 6th 1994, Day who the hell gives a f- *In background: Daddy! Watch your language!* Sorry, I keep slipping. Wait a minute, who are you again?
June 6th 1994, Day nobody gives an eff: Aelita, come here dear. We're going on a little trip.
June 7th 1994, Day after nobody gives an eff: Maury answered so many questions. *recording plays*
Maury: Franz Hopper...You are not the father!
Franz: OHSWEETLORDYJEEBSUS! A WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED FROM MY SHOULDERS! YAAAAAHOOOOOOO! *runs around backstage then reappears on stage*
Maury: Whoops, we messed the the results, Franz! You are the father of Aelita.
Franz: Dammit!
Maury: However you are not the father of Taelia.
Franz: Taelia? WTF?
How long has this 4 year old been living with me?
June 6th 1994, Day nobody gives an eff: Aelita, come here dear. We're going on a little trip.
June 7th 1994, Day after nobody gives an eff: Maury answered so many questions. *recording plays*
Maury: Franz Hopper...You are not the father!
Franz: OHSWEETLORDYJEEBSUS! A WEIGHT HAS BEEN LIFTED FROM MY SHOULDERS! YAAAAAHOOOOOOO! *runs around backstage then reappears on stage*
Maury: Whoops, we messed the the results, Franz! You are the father of Aelita.
Franz: Dammit!
Maury: However you are not the father of Taelia.
Franz: Taelia? WTF?
How long has this 4 year old been living with me?
by TB3 » Thu Nov 22, 2007 7:59 am
misha-san wrote:June 8th, 1996: Puritanism - The fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
June 6th 1994: Praise be unto me, for I have completed this great world Lyoko - take THAT God, you're not the only creator figure around here!
(is struck by lightening)
LORD HIGH TRANSLATOR!
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by Carth » Thu Nov 22, 2007 8:15 am
TB3 wrote:misha-san wrote:June 8th, 1996: Puritanism - The fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
June 6th 1994: Praise be unto me, for I have completed this great world Lyoko - take THAT God, you're not the only creator figure around here!
(is struck by lightening)
Aelita: Daddy? It's time for dinner! Daddy? Daddy?
*pokes*
*falls off chair*
Aelita: I told you not to make God angry! Bad Daddy! *kicks*
June 6, 1994, day 1338. Dance with us, Franz...dance with us into oblivion.
by Reesane » Thu Nov 22, 2007 11:09 am
Not strictly a journal entry Idea, but something stupid I thought up.
Jeremie: I don't understand. This is the only entry which uses a different incription code from the others.
*XANA shows up.*
XANA: Thats because I locked it.
Jeremie: Why?
*XANA decodes the file.*
"June 6, 1994: It's naked naked naked naked time!"
As the Lyoko gang writhed in agony, XANA proceeded to (successfully, mind you) take over the world.
Jeremie: I don't understand. This is the only entry which uses a different incription code from the others.
*XANA shows up.*
XANA: Thats because I locked it.
Jeremie: Why?
*XANA decodes the file.*
"June 6, 1994: It's naked naked naked naked time!"
As the Lyoko gang writhed in agony, XANA proceeded to (successfully, mind you) take over the world.
Mood today:
made by CBIzumi
made by Carth
made by CBIzumi
made by Carth
by Boss Tamsy » Sun Nov 25, 2007 7:49 pm
June 6 1994, day 201
Franz: Na, Na...Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na..Na..Katamari Damacy
Na, Na...Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na..Na..Katamari Damacy
Na, Na...Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na..Na..Katamari Damacy
Na, Na...Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na..Na..Katamari Damacy
Na, Na...Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na..Na..Katamari Damacy
Na, Na...Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na..Na..
Aelita:Daddy*sob* please*sob* STOP THAT!!!
Franz: Na, Na...Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na..Na..Katamari Damacy
Na, Na...Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na..Na..Katamari Damacy
Na, Na...Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na..Na..Katamari Damacy
Na, Na...Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na..Na..Katamari Damacy
Na, Na...Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na..Na..Katamari Damacy
Na, Na...Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na..Na..
Aelita:Daddy*sob* please*sob* STOP THAT!!!
EPIC FAIL!!
by RachelKat214 » Mon Nov 26, 2007 10:40 am
Those were really funny!! "A friend will ask you why you're crying. A true friend will already have the shovel and be ready to bury the loser who made you cry." - Author Unknown
by DeadViolet » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:58 pm
Omigod, how cute!Carth wrote:TB3 wrote:misha-san wrote:June 8th, 1996: Puritanism - The fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
June 6th 1994: Praise be unto me, for I have completed this great world Lyoko - take THAT God, you're not the only creator figure around here!
(is struck by lightening)
Aelita: Daddy? It's time for dinner! Daddy? Daddy?
*pokes*
*falls off chair*
Aelita: I told you not to make God angry! Bad Daddy! *kicks*
June 6th, 1994: We're men, we're men in tights......*starts singing*
*I'm that one crazy girl formerly known as Misha*
by Malkmusian » Sun Dec 02, 2007 5:01 pm
June 6, 1994: I feel like somebody's watching me on TV....I want to smother Aelita between two slices of toasted bread.
The creator, Carth, had never experienced autism until she read my story.
Sorry I was gone.
by save.teklinks » Mon Dec 03, 2007 7:27 am
Colonel Catastrophe wrote:June 6th, 1994, day.... 23,023: I'm beginning to go senile. What's that, Mr. "G" key? You want to sit next to "P"? Let me move you. *plucks off G key and swaps it with O*
lmao
June 6th, 1994, day 2503
Franz: When I go to sleep, Aelita deletes my files.... I can't go to sleep... sleep.........
Aelita: Daddy?
*WHAM*
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