BLOOPERS!

[Skysong offline]

Well... this was a game over on the official Code Lyoko site and X1 encouraged me... so basically... this is whatever happened while Code: Lyoko was filming that they couldn't show us. Usually... because it was stupid.

Director: *looking at All Powerful Clipboard (APC for short)* Ok, people... ratings are down... again.. and since we don't want to get canceled... again... we'll have to bring them back up!

*the cast looks leery*

Aelita: I have an idea! *looks around at cast, she gets a very scary evil smirk* Are you guys thinking what I'm thinking?

Odd: Well, yes, but who knows how gelatin might take over the world?

*everyone stares at him for a moment, as usual*

Aelita: ...Actually I was thinking we should have Yumi and Ulrich kiss.

*The mentioned pairing exchange glances, then run off screaming*

Aelita: That *always* happens!

Director: *facepalms* Bring in the standins!

[Stephen (x1)]

Odd: "No no no pants! No no no pants here we goooo!"

Director: "CUT! Odd, it's 'break break breakdance!!' And I don't want this show to go to TV-MA, so put your pants back on!!"

[Skysong offline]

Mmm... pantsless Odd... heheh. *clears throat*

Sam: Funny, I thought the no-pants dance would get the ratings up.

Director: Yeah, the content rating! Let's try something else... anybody seen X.A.N.A.?

*A floating X.A.N.A. symbol chirps and waves from the director's chair*

Director: That's MY chair!

Ulrich: *facepalms* Oh, no, here we go again...

*The Director tries to tackle the symbol, but happens to go right through it since it's just a hologram*

Director: *stands up, rubbing his neck* Eh heheh... I knew that.

[SamBlob offline]

Editing room:

Director: "Oh, NO! I shot this scene of Odd picking up his skateboard and riding to the factory before I shot the scene of Jeremy on his scooter talking to Yumi on the cell phone! The scooter is still there, and Jeremy was supposed to have gone on ahead of Odd!"

Editor: "So are you going to reshoot?"

Director: *after thinking it over* "Nah, that'd cost too much. Put it in anyway. This show is for kids; they won't notice..."

[Skysong offline]

In the shooting room... or the set... or wherever...

X.A.N.A. symbol (XS for short): *evil laughter* Heheheh... with this chair, I shall conquer the world! ...or at least the set! *climbs into director's chair*

Odd: *in undertone to Ulrich* He *does* know he's just a hologram, right?

Urlich: *shrug*

Jeremie: Maybe he has delusions of grandeur.

Ulrich: *shrug*

Yumi: *frowns* I'm gonna elope with Theo, any questions?

Ulrich: *blink... shrug*

Odd: I think he's broken. *to Yumi, who is trying to sneak offstage* YOU BROKE ULRICH!

Theo: Oh, goody.

Odd: *facepalms*

[MY85 offline]

Sorry to screw up the party, but I'm kind of thinking this kind of stuff should go on the topic "Things They Would Never Say/Do". I wanna see what Erynn thinks about it.

[Star Way]

No, the bloopers are different. TTWNS/D is about... stuff the characters wouldn't do. These are for what funny/strange/wacky things might happen if CL were live action (therefore providing the opportunity for actors to screw up and make bloopers). They aren't necessarily out of character.

And anyway, this thread is entertaining. Carry on.

[MY85 offline]

You know you would never hear Odd saying "Cut the scene!! My tail is bleeding!!" (speaking of tail, ) on a regular CL episode. But okay, let this live, shall we?

From the CL Season 1 Dvd Edition - Season 2 filming

Director: Odd, come back to the classroom, we're shooting a scene.
Jeremie: He's busy playing DDR on his X-Box.
Director: Just bring him over here!!

Later, Mrs. Hertz asks to Odd a question

Mrs. Hertz:Odd, have you done today's homework? *Odd keeps humming to DDR songs* Snap out of it, you fool!!
Director: Cut!! No "fool" on the dialogue, and stop thinking about DDR, Odd!!

[Skysong offline]

Ulrich: Hey, anybody seen the director?

*Evil, X.A.N.A.-type laughter rings through the room, but nobody really seems to notice*

Quick Scene Change!

*We see the Director and Odd on his DDR machine*

Director: I'll beat you yet!

Odd: Yeah, right. I have a tail. I *rule* at this game.

Director: ...What's your tail got to do with anything?

Odd: *eyes narrow* You dissed... my tail... DIE!

*Odd tackles director, technical difficulties sign comes up, we switch to the others*

Jeremie: Ever get the feeling we're missing something?

*Everyone else just stares at him*

Jeremie: *sigh* Forget I asked.

(sorry if this double posts; my computer's being... weird)

[Mewberries151]

*peeking around "Games" forum* Woah, I remember this from TVT! Cool! Hmmm...well I did have this one at TVT...

*during "Just In Time" *

Odd (watching Sissi rant): I always said Sissi's head was full of plaster.

Jeremie: I'm heading for the lab. With the dog barking and the school falling apart, I can't work in my room! See ya.

Yumi/Ulrich: I hope he finds the right solution before XANA attacks again.

*Yumi cut off early hearing Ulrich accompanying her*

Director: CUT!!! Ulrich!!! That's the 37th take! For crying out loud it's Yumi's line!!!!

Ulrich: But it doesn't make any sense! I'm the slightly pessimistic one, aren't I? I should say the line.

Yumi: You'll get your line after I leave. Now let me say it or I'm going to give you the "Glass Treatment".

Ulrich: That glass was rigged...

Yumi: Or was it!?!

Ulrich (cowers): Okay. Sure. Your line. Nooo problem here. ^^

Director: Finally! Okay, one more for the day then.

Tech Assistant: Uh sir? We've already spent $10,000 dollars worth of film on this shot alone...

Director: WHAT!!? Eh, okay, we'll use the shot of Yumi but put Ulrich's voice in over it. Nobody'll notice right?

Yumi/Ulrich: 0_0;

[Enki offline]

(In the factory, the gang are being virtualized)

Jeremie: Scanner, Ulrich. (The camera points to Yumi)
Jeremie: Scanner, Odd. (The camera points to Ulrich)
Jeremie: Scanner, Yumi. (The camera points to Odd)

Director: CUT!!! What the hell is wrong with the camera? Its showing the wrong people.

Director of Photography: Sorry, boss. I fell asleep. Should we shoot it again?

Director: Hmmm. Nope. Lets leave it like that and put it in the final edit. This is a kids show, anyway. So hopefully they wont notice.

Months Later

Kid Watching TV: (looking at the blooper) Did they really think I wasnt gonna overlook it?

[Doggiegal offline]

(During Logbook)

Director:"...CUT! Jeremie, Odd...Why are your voices so high-pitched?"

Odd:"We both have bad colds, sir."

Assistant:"Should we re-do the scene when they're better?"

Director:"Nah, it's a kids show. They'll never know the difference."

[Saphire-089 offline]

(This probably sucks, but....)

False Start

Directer:Cut! Jeremie, why don't you have sprained ankle?
Jeremie:Well you gave us a week's vacation, and my leg healed during that time, so that's why. Besides, the cast itches alot! Do you want to redo the scene?
Directer:no way! No one's going to notice!

[Skysong offline]

Director: *looks at all his errors, and blinks* Oh, dear... no wonder our ratings are so low!

*The X.A.N.A. icon chirps*

Director: You don't HAVE to rub it in!

*Quick Scene Change, to the CL characters in a huddle*

Ulrich: All in favor of firing the director?

Everyone else: AYE!

Ulrich: Now to get rid of him...

[Doggiegal offline]

*peeking around "Games" forum* Woah, I remember this from TVT! Cool! Hmmm...well I did have this one at TVT...

*during "Just In Time" *

Odd (watching Sissi rant): I always said Sissi's head was full of plaster.

Jeremie: I'm heading for the lab. With the dog barking and the school falling apart, I can't work in my room! See ya.

Yumi/Ulrich: I hope he finds the right solution before XANA attacks again.

*Yumi cut off early hearing Ulrich accompanying her*

Director: CUT!!! Ulrich!!! That's the 37th take! For crying out loud it's Yumi's line!!!!

Ulrich: But it doesn't make any sense! I'm the slightly pessimistic one, aren't I? I should say the line.

Yumi: You'll get your line after I leave. Now let me say it or I'm going to give you the "Glass Treatment".

Ulrich: That glass was rigged...

Yumi: Or was it!?!

Ulrich (cowers): Okay. Sure. Your line. Nooo problem here. ^^

Director: Finally! Okay, one more for the day then.

Tech Assistant: Uh sir? We've already spent $10,000 dollars worth of film on this shot alone...

Director: WHAT!!? Eh, okay, we'll use the shot of Yumi but put Ulrich's voice in over it. Nobody'll notice right?

Yumi/Ulrich: 0_0;

[Mewberries151]

Thanks, Doggiegal!

[Doggiegal offline]

Thanks, Doggiegal!

No prob!

[Skysong offline]

Director: Ok, let's try adding dramatic tension.

*The CL cast all glares at the director*

Odd: *stage whisper... i.e. not really a whisper at all* Didn't we fire him?

Ulrich: I thought so... huh.

Director: Ok, Odd, you're out of laser arrows, and you're about to get killed. Ulrich, you try to save him.

*Odd and Ulrich sigh, resigned*

Odd: Oh, no, I'm out of laser arrows!

Ulrich: *blink* ...but we just started fighting.

Odd: *in a stage whisper* Oh, NO, I'm OUT of laser arrows!

Ulrich: But...

Odd: *steps on Ulrich's foot*

Director: *facepalm, sigh* CUT!

[Sanji offline]

i shall be honest with thee!

im too lazy to think up new bloopers! so here are the ones i had on the old code lyoko site


i decided that the first one i put up was a little too childish, so heres a diff one instead ^^;;

Jeremie: GUYS! GUYS! i've just intercepted a remote call from XANA!


Yumi, Odd, and Ulrich altogether: Really?! What does it say?!


Jeremie: Aelitas decoding it now!

Aelita: Jeremie im done!

Jeremie: okay!

Yumi, Ulrich and Odd: WHAT DOES IT SAY?!

Jeremie: It says...Gimme Two Big Macs...Large Fries...and a Chocolate Donut...

Everyone else: .....

[Treyon offline]

*In-Between Takes*

Sissy: You know Ulrich your forehead is gigantic.

Ulrich: I'll tell you what else is gigantic!

[Skysong offline]

It liiiiiives!

*clears throat*

Jeremie: *in the factory with the rest of the CL gang* Ok, I've finally found out how to find out what X.A.N.A. looks like!

Odd: What about the symbol that keeps hanging around?

Jeremie: Shut up! We're rolling!

Odd: Oh, right.

Jeremie: So, *anyway*... *he presses a button on his computer and a video feed starts up*

*We see X.A.N.A. (gas form) playing DDR with the teddy bear from Teddygodzilla. X.A.N.A. loses... somehow*

X.A.N.A.: Darn you, teddy! One of these days-

*Jeremie clears his throat. The rest of the CL gang seems unable to speak.*

X.A.N.A.: Oh, *beep*! Are we on?

[Sanji offline]

J: Virtualisation complete!!

*everone lands in lyoko with their costumes swtiched, yumi wearing Odds, Ulrich wearing Yumis, and Odd wearing Ulrichs*

U: Hey what the?!?

J: oh, heehee, sorry Ulrich, got a little mixed up there

O: heehee, *draws sword and and swings it around* Arigatoo! konichiwa! I'm a Ninja!

Y: Hey ulrich, you look good in a dress *winks*

U: Shutuup.....

O: Yeah it suits you

Y: Hey Odd, how do I fire arrows from this thing?

U: How can it suit me! im a guy in a dress!!

*yumi fiddles with glove and shoots off an arrow, hitting Ulrich below the belt*

O: Well...i dont think your a guy anymore....

[SamBlob offline]

U: How can it suit me! im a guy in a dress!!

...and suddenly I am reminded of Sokka being trained by the captain of the Kyoshi warriors in Avatar - The Last Airbender...

[Sanji offline]

hehehehe...

[Skysong offline]

Inspired by that...

Ulrich: *after the dress incident, in a slightly higher voice than we're used to* We have *got* to stop letting Jeremie watch Avatar...

Odd: *is covering his mouth*

Ulrich: *gives him the WTF eyebrow* What?

Odd: I GIVE UP! *falls over laughing hysterically* You... you sound like a girl!

Jeremie: And what's *wrong* with sounding like a girl?

Odd: *stops laughing and joins the rest of the CL gang in staring rather scaredly at Jeremie*