Ask the CL kids

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Sissi: That my daddy would be taken over by some sort of a malevolent presence and begin attacking kids. But it's a good thing that can't happen, right?

Xana: Why would you put a symbol shaped very much like a target on your monsters' vulnerable spots? Were you trying to get killed?

[Carth]

Xana: What? It's funny to watch the monsters asplode! Besides, no matter what those silly little Lyoko Warriors do to them, whatever towers they deactivate, they can't touch me, so I'm good. Right?

Thomas Jolivet: Who are you?

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Jovilet: "Jesus Christ! Joan of Arc! Je suis Napoleon!"
Nurse: "Okay, Tommy, time for your happy pills again..."

Sissi's stuffed moose: how do you respond to tabloid shots of you with Milly's teddygozilla?

[Carth]

Sissi's stuffed moose: What? No! Those pictures are a lie! Doctored! Pieced together! And besides, he was cheating on me with Iron Sissi!

Jeremie: How would you feel about wearing something other than a turtleneck sweater?

[DeadViolet offline]

Jeremy: NUUUUUU I LOVE THIS SHIRT! IT'S MIIIIINEEEEE!!!!! *hides under couch, petting turtleneck* It's okay, Henry~

Sissi: Do you play DDR?

[MemoAwesome offline]

Sissi: Are you suggesting that I might actually sweat? How crude!

Ulrich: Seriously, why don't you just punch your dad?

[SilverPrince offline]

Ulrich: Because it's a kid's show. Punching your parents is very PG-13. Then again, all the underwear scenes...

Waldo Schaeffer: How do you put up with all the "Where's Waldo" jokes?

[Carth]

Waldo Schaeffer was unavailable for comment, as he could not be found.

Jeremie: So, what do you think about narrarating them there CL novels?

[SilverPrince offline]

Jeremie: You mean... there are people willing to listen to my ever-changing voice for multiple books?

Odd: How much hairgel does it take to keep your ridiculous hair in that style?

[Carth]

Odd: Absolutely none! It's MAGIC! 8D...Oh, all right, all right. A jar a week. You happy?

Aelita: How would you react to a "yo mamma" joke?

[SilverPrince offline]

Aelita: How would you react to a joke about how you are on a forum asking questions to characters that do not exist, and expecting to get clever answers from other people who are completely devoted to a show for 13 year olds that isn't real?

I would probably run crying to Lyoko. But you can't, because IT ISN'T REAL. HAHAHAHAHAHA. LOSER.

XANA: At one point you had unlimited access to the entire Internet. You could have crashed countless servers, deactivated numerous, vital sites of information all across the planet and done irrevocable damage to the global economy. But instead, you focus on kids in France with big heads? Why?

[Carth]

XANA: Because...because...um...it was all part of the bigger plan! Yes, yes...the bigger plan! Which...involved...hm...maybe I should've decided what the bigger plan involved...

Aelita: ...It would appear that you have me burned, sister. But, how do you even know that we exist? After all, in your world, the TV show of Code Lyoko does not exist, meaning this forum does not exist, and nor do I, and nor does my question. What do you have to say to that?

[SilverPrince offline]

Aelita: Well, um... er... JEREMIE!

Jeremie: Will you answer that question that Aelita could not?

[Carth]

Jeremie: Um...*reads question* Well, it all seems simple to me. Only your dimension exists, and you, having no life, are simply pretending to talk to us. Huh...but what does that make us?

Clone William: Haven't talked to you in a while! What's 2+2?

[MemoAwesome offline]

William Clone: Well wouldn't that just mean there's two 2's?

Jeremie: Don't you know that a well rested brain can get like, 5 times more work done with 50% more accuracy? Maybe your programs wouldn't bug so much if you slept.

[DeadViolet offline]

Jeremie: SCREW SLEEP. I do just fi.......G'night......*falls asleep*

Nicolas: Just HOW stupid are you? (Not an insult, just a question.)

[MemoAwesome offline]

Nicolas: Well my mom made me take an IQ test when I was twelve. I failed it because I couldn't remember how to write my name on the paper.

Franz: How did you manage to screw up your virtualization? I mean, a twelve year old kid manages to safely materialize his friends on Lyoko for about 90 straight episodes and you, the genius, can't even do it once.

[SilverPrince offline]

Franz: Do not question my methods, or I will take off my glasses and fry your brains with the awesome power of my glare.

Jean-Pierre: We've asked your daughter a few times, but as usual she has no clue. About anything. Perhaps you can tell us what happened to your wife?

[Boss Tamsy offline]

JP: She went to Vegas for a weekend vacation...and never came back!

Aelita. I need your interpretation...of this

[MemoAwesome offline]

Aelita: It's Mr. T! My other cherished childhood doll!

Mr. Puck: So are you a goblin or an elf?

[DeadViolet offline]

Mr. Puck: I'm a Elf. Got a problem wit' tat? *machine gun*

Herb: What do you think of anime? Y'know, japanese cartoons? I dunno, just a random guestion.

[Boss Tamsy offline]

Herb: Wait...there are cartoons in Japan?

Aelita, what do you make of this?:

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Aelita: *shoots creepy Shake with Frylock's eye beams. Turns out she has the same prescription contacts.*

Jeremy: All the name-dropping in Season 2 (especially Vertigo) implies that CL takes place in the Marvel Comics universe. Why, then, does BKO continue to offend my sensibilities with their Dark Knight stunt?

[Malkmusian offline]

Jeremy: Why so serious?

Ulrich: Did you have a dream that you were an eskimo who blinded a fur trapper that was on his way to St. Alfonzo's pancake breakfast?

Frank Zappa LOLness.

[Boss Tamsy offline]

Ulrich: That would have been a nightmare. I'm alergic to pancake batter.

William: You need to review this: