Ask the CL kids

[SilverPrince offline]

Franz Hopper: Let's see here. He spends entirely too much time with my daughter, he nearly destroyed Lyoko with a bunch of black goop, 99% of anything he has ever programmed has had some sort of horrible, cripiling bug or glitch, and most of the time he can only solve something by using the time travel method I invented. I love the kid.

Mrs. Belpois: So... we've sorta met the other parents of the main characters, the Ishiyamas, the Sterns, the Schaeffers/Hoppers, your husband, and we've heard Mrs. Della Robbia's voice. Why are you so shy?

[Carth]

Er...both Della Robbias were in this episode. 8D;

Mrs. Belpois could not answer your question, as she was too busy not existing.

Franz Hopper: Oh, that's a relief. I guess the little mook can sleep easy now...while we're at it, what do you think of the rest of them? Just curious.

[SilverPrince offline]

Er...both Della Robbias were in this episode. 8D;

You're right, I forgot. I never did see the last few episodes of Season 4. But we did hear her voice...

Franz Hopper: Well, I love my little Aelita more than anything.
That kid with the hair needs to eat less and focus more. Lemme tell you, if he were in my class...
And then there's the sulky one, Otto or something German like that. At any rate, he needs to pick up the broken pieces of his life and move on. And grow some eyebrows.
And then there's the young woman from... China? A very wise girl... but what are those purple things on her forehead?
So, all in all, I have nothing but respect and admiration for the young heroes.

Yumi: What are those things on your forehead?

[Carth]

Yumi: Well, they symbolize the...that is to say, they've come to mean that...well, to tell the truth, I have absolutely no idea. I wonder if Jeremie can remove them...

Ulrich and William: Tell me, which one of you is better at foosball? 8D

[SilverPrince offline]

William: Well, chances are, Ulrich will be so worried about impressing Yumi that he'll be distracted and do horribly. And then he'll sulk for three days. So I'd say I'm better. Kinda like what happened at the pool.
Ulrich: Shut up. Or I'll blackmail you! I've got some dirt on you, you know. I've read Ex Libris Lyoko- William Dunbar!
William: Ulrich would certainly win. He's loads better. I've never met such a great foosball player. Really.

Aelita: So how did you manage to spontaneously learn how to be a DJ?

[Carth]

Aelita: What can I say? I need something to do when I'm not kicking butt on Lyoko, and I found something I liked and was good at. It's like Ulrich with his soccer and martial arts, Odd with his food, and you with your asking us questions. Why do you ask us questions, anyway...?

Ulrich: I was expecting the most epic foosball match the world has ever seen, but that was close enough. Now what can I ask regarding you and him...oh. What are your thoughts about William's Lyoko sword being a lot bigger than yours?

[SilverPrince offline]

Ulrich: One word: Overcompensating.

Mr. Delmas: Would you spend some of your daughter's college fund to have a sequel to that penguin game made?

[Carth]

Mr. Delmas: I already did. I mean, uh, no, no, of course not! What kind of depraved fool would do something like that? <.< >.>

Nicolas: How many people have you taken on your "romantic experiences in the moonlight"?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Nicholas: ....None so far. I blame curfew, though.

Jeremy: It's widely believed among cynics that extraterrestrial life is intelligent enough to consider Earth not intelligent enough for interaction. Could we fool them if we used the SETI equipment to start broadcasting BBC America?

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William: What the- AELITA? Aren't you supposed to be Jeremie's girl or something? What's going on? Ack! You're heavier than you look...

Finally remembered this thread...

This is an answer to this only because, well, it needs an answer. The real game is below.

Yes, I am supposed to be Jeremie's girl "or something", but we're so over. I mean, who wants to date a nerd like that anyway? Emo boys are where it's at. *absent smile*

AND WHAT'S THAT ABOUT BEING HEAVIER THAN I LOOK??? ARE YOU WILLING TO SAY THAT WITH A LOADED ENERGY FIELD IN FRONTA UR FACE???

Okay. Real game.

Jeremie: OMG, SMRT WRDS!!!1!!1!

Jay-kay.

*puts on smart glasses*

Are you insane? BBC America is not NEARLY as advanced and sophisticated as what these E.T.'s may be up to. Think about it...Aelita was on Lyoko for a long time and she didn't even have TELEVISION!!! God, how did she survive???

So maybe they have their own ideas of technology. Most aliens would think television is stupid and useless. Why use television? It's just moving, speaking pictures. There's no point to it.

On the other hand, I can't live without my "Friends" reruns...

SpongeBob: So, why do you live in a pineapple?

Oh wait...it's CL kids...darn.

Well, if I have to.

Xana: So what is next on the agenda, now that you've possessed my long-lost love (William: WHAT THE HELL?) and pretty much made yourself lik ttlly invincible?

[HiddenWatcher offline]

XANA: Well, I could always create an Aelita impersonator to ruin her reputation in online forums...

Mr. and Mrs. Belpois: As we all know, intelligence is largely hereditary. So where did your son inherit his I.Q.?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Mr. Belpois: Well, there WAS that one time he rented the '96 Doctor Who film and spent two weeks claiming to be "half Time Lord, on his mum's side." Beyond that, I really don't have any idea. Honey, you know that old fobwatch is broken, why do you keep taking it out of the jewelry box?

Random Megatank: How do you guys cope with the inevitable motion sickness? Rolling your brains around to travel CAN'T be healthy.

[emoBillâ„¢ offline]

Random Megatank: What brain...?

Franz Hopper: So, using your amazing intellect, can you answer this incredibly difficult question?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[SilverPrince offline]

Franz Hopper: Quite simple! Well, you see...
SEVERAL HOURS OF QUANTUM PHYSICS AND TECHNOBABBLE LATER...
And this sinusodial quantum flux is what caused the graviton shockwaves that affected the chicken's neuro-dendrites in such a way as to cause it to cross the roadway.

Jeremie: So... ever play World of Warcraft?

[Carth]

Jeremie: Well, not World of Warcraft- my parents said it was a waste of money- but I did play some MMOs before Lyoko pretty much took over any spare time I had. What was I? Uh...a knight. A big, powerful one. Yeah. Definitely not a cleric or anything like that...

Sissi: So, how's the whole being-friends-with-the-gang gambit going?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Sissi: *puts on headset* EXACTLY AS PLANNED.

Yumi: Is it necessarily wrong to make such an easy Death Note joke?

[SilverPrince offline]

Yumi: Is this some kind of Asian joke? Not all Japanese people watch anime or read manga. Personally, I prefer good Western animation. Y'know, like, um... Avatar and... uhhhh... Oh, I can't keep this joke going any longer. Desu Noto wa sugoi desu yo! Raito-kun wa kawaii desu ne? *After several minutes of babbling in Japanese that I don't feel like writing, Yumi pauses* I'm sorry, what was your question?

Antea Hopper: So... how did you and Franz/Waldo meet?

[emoBillâ„¢ offline]

Antea Hopper: Threat-mantic love note, of course! "If you ever want to see your parents again..."

Herb: Why aren't you a spokesperson for Proactiv? They can just airbrush your pimples out, y'know...

[SilverPrince offline]

Herve: *sigh* I've been contacted by Proactive, and Clearasil, and who knows how many others... but the dang pimples just won't go away. I think it's because my pimples are pretty much my only character-defining trait. Without them I'd go the way of Sam and Taelia: I'd be used for a few episodes and not exist for the rest of the show.

The Pool: So... what exactly did happen? I know you can talk! Weirder things have happened on the show.

[Carth]

The Pool: All I have to say is this- I've seen my share of boy-saves-drowning-girl moments, but I've never seen a girl-saves-drowning-boy moment. And of course I can talk. Everything talks. Everything.

Brynja: How do you respond to allegiations that you are nothing more than a stealth parody of Mary Sues?

[SilverPrince offline]

Brynja: Þinn móðir er a María mey Lögsækja, og þú geta bit minn ljómandi, fallegur, Ã

[Carth]

I tried to translate that, but my computer failed. What does it say? O___O

Mrs. Hertz: I know they're boring- they're junior high-level science classes, after all. Maybe if I had something slightly more interesting to teach about...like, say, virtual universes and time travel...oh, now I'm just being silly. I doubt anything like that exists, at least not within a fifty mile radius of here.

Creepers: Can I keep one of you as a pet?

[SilverPrince offline]

Well, I used one of those cruddy Internet translators for humorous effect. What I said was "Your mother is a Mary Sue, and you can bite my shiny, beautiful, Icelandic arse." What that says is "Thy mother is a Virgin Mary Sue and you be able to bite my splendid, toothsome, Icelandic prat."

Creepers: Well, sure, if you want to. We wouldn't make great pets, though. Shooting lasers everywhere and trying to kill you.

Franz Hopper: Who would win in a gane of chess, between you and Chuck Norris?

[Carth]

Franz: Me. It'd be a bit one-sided, however. I don't think Chuck Norris is in any condition to play chess- I reduced him to a quivering bag of fear at the the beginning of the thread, remember?

Jeremie: Have you ever tried contacts?

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Aelita: If one more person tells Jeremie to get rid of his glasses, I'm going on an energy-field rampage. Leave his glasses alone! I like them. They make Jeremie's eyes look bigger. I like his eyes.

The Gym: Well, since the pool is talking, is there anything you would like to say on the subject of a certain taboo Xana attack topic?