Ask the CL kids

[SilverPrince offline]

Gym: I'd rather not talk about it.

Emily: I don't know if we asked you yet. Where do you go when you're not needed in an episode, which is to say, all the time?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Emily: Storage closet. Right next to Taelia. But her stories about growing up in the orphanage are starting to repeat themselves. I'm gonna ask for a transfer into the green room fridge.

Thomas Jovilet: How are you one-shot characters not fazed by your substandard housing conditions?

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Thomas: Well, since our personalities don't need much development, we're given brains so primitive we can only feel discomfort when the plot commands us.

Ulrich: What exactly made you think it was a good idea to challenge Jeremie to a chess match? Didn't you foresee the inevitable conclusion?

[TheAppleFreak]

Ulrich: I had just gotten my highest grade ever (a 78 ), and I felt confident. Too bad for me.

To Jim: Why are you out of shape?

[Carth]

Jim: Out of shape? What are you talking about? Look at these muscles, they're...oh. You mean...that. Well, uh, about that...I...erm...rather...not...ugh. You know what I'm going to say, don't you?

Odd's sister, Elisabeth: So, are you anything like Sissi Delmas? Do you even know who she is?

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Elisabeth: Ew, no way! Odd told me all about Sissi Delmas, and I'm nothing like her! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to harangue Yumi, be flirtatious with Ulrich, hang around with Nicolas and Herve and listen to my Subsonics CD to "get in the mood" before going to their concert. Just gotta get my yellow headband on. Outta my way, little person!

Yumi: I read on some part of tv tropes that the creators of Code Lyoko made you Japanese as an assertion of the show's anime roots. How do you feel about being an assertion of a show's anime roots? Because if I was an assertion, I think I'd feel pretty uncomfortable about it.

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Yumi: Eh, you get used to it.

Jeremie: So, since you designed the new Lyoko outfits for everyone...does that mean you actually have fashion sense?

[Carth]

Jeremie: I'd love to answer your question, but if I don't get this homework done in five minutes, Sissi's going to tell Milly and Tamiya that I commissioned her to draw my friends in tight spandex outfits...

William: So, how's things going with the love of your life?

[TheAppleFreak]

Willliam: I think its going well... Yumi acts like she doesn't notice me... Or is that reality...

Aelita: Do you take Italian? I wanna practice my Italian... *clears throat* Bonjour, madam. Qu'est qui passe? Comment vous appelez-vous? Comment t'appelles tu? Vous aiment Jeremie? (I think that was Italian... )

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Aelita: hee hee, that was the worst Italian I've heard in my life! But hey, your French seems to be coming through just fine! Bonjour, mon ami. Je m'appelle Aelita Hopper, mais je suis madmoiselle Aelita, ne pas madame. Parce je suis jeune et célibataire, oui? Ahem... but you'll excuse me if I keep the more personal stuff to myself, won't you? Jeremie and I rather enjoy reading all this crazy debating and speculating about us on the network and telling you outright kind of defeats the purpose.

Keep practicing that Italian!

Sissi: so... how's life with your new clique of buddies coming along?

[TheAppleFreak]

Sissi: They've kinda accepted me, but they generally don't pay attention to me. Same old, same old.

To Schyphozoa: How does XANA treat you as being a key and fundamental task of his evil plots? 'Cause, if he doesn't treat you good, I know of a union...

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Schyphozoa: No! Don't say that word! Do you have any idea what Xana does to unions? Let me put it to you that way-what I do to people seems pleasant by comparison. Please, just go away!

Aelita: Please, do you actually think there is anyone out there who doesn't know you and Jeremie are in love? There are people who don't like it, but in order to actually not know it someone would have to have missed half the episodes.

[TheAppleFreak]

Aelita: REally!? *gasps* I had no idea!
And you're wrong, it's 97.4245% of the episodes/

To XANA: Why is it that all of your attacks must be so obvious? Why not be more discreet?

[ginolyoko12 offline]

XANA: What's the point? Those meddling Lyoko Warriors are going to get to the tower, anyway.

Jeremie: Just how many programs do you have on your laptop?

[TheAppleFreak]

Jeremie: As of 3 seconds ago, 26,764,097,163 programs. And the list is still growing.

To Odd: About how many hours of the day do you sleep, eat, or play video games?

[HiddenWatcher offline]

Odd: enough that I don't have time to keep track of any of that stuff.

Jeremie: Your computer skills suggest you'd be extraordinarily good at videogames. Are you?

[TheAppleFreak]

Jeremie: Does computer programming count as a video game?

Ms Hertz: Do you think that your work is not hard enough or too hard?

[Carth]

Jim: Uh, sorry, but Suzanne isn't here. I think she went to the bar, she said something about erasing the day...

Ulrich and William: So, why do each of you think you deserve Yumi?

[KAiRO offline]

William: I got kicked out of my last school didn't I? Ulrich didn't do anything!
Ulrich: Which is why you don't deserve her. Love makes you crazy right? You're eventually gonna cheat on her.

Ulrich: Why are you so bad at computers when your always going inside of one?

[desincarnation offline]

Ulrich: In the show we have a strict division of roles. I'm a fighter, not a techie. And thank goodness... I must admit I'm a wreck-man type. Anything I touch just crashes. Unlike Jeremie. He's mister fix-it.
(Voice offscreen): I'd polemize...

XANA: The sandstorm in Log Book was awesome! Why didn't you use it in next seasons?

[TheAppleFreak]

XANA: Jeremy will just use his little holo-map to guide them through the storm. Pity.

Franz Hopper: Did you ever try to find Antea? Is that why you made XANA?

[Andy Waltfeld offline]

Franz: *THIS ANSWER PRE-EMPTED FOR OUT OF JIMMY'S HEAD RERUNS*

Aelita: Speaking of your mother's whereabouts, what's your Sync Rate?

[Lyoko Wario offline]

<s>Planet Cool:</s> Aelita: As good as you want it to be, honey!

Me: heh, heh... I read your PSL entry on tvtropes.org, ya horndog.

Aelita, have you seen the "Ask Aelita BKO" thread yet? what are your thoughts on that?

[TheAppleFreak]

Aelita: How dare you post such vile things about me! I'll... I'lll.... I'll have to bring out the worst possible punishment imaginable...
SISSI!

The Supercomputer: How much RAM do you have? And what is your clock speed?

[Lyoko Wario offline]

Aelita: How dare you post such vile things about me! I'll... I'lll.... I'll have to bring out the worst possible punishment imaginable...
SISSI!

No! I didn't even participate in that thread, Princess! Hate the others, but not me!

And now, I leave the lot of you with hte previous question:

The Supercomputer: How much RAM do you have? And what is your clock speed?