The Vending Machine 1.1

[yumi_shinoda offline]

You get your minced hand

I put in a hamster

[Boss Tamsy offline]

You get a new and improved hamster. Fluent in over 70 languages.

I put in a slice of white pizza.

[yumi_shinoda offline]

You get a brown pizza with your favourite toppings on it

I put in my Fujitsu L1010 Pink laptop.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a Macbook.

I put in my French homework.

[yumi_shinoda offline]

You get a report card.

I put in my irritating younger twin brother

[Jeremified offline]

You get irritating parents who side with your brother more than you.

I put in a four-leaf clover.

[yumi_shinoda offline]

You get plenty of luck

I put in a pink gaming headphone.

[Gadget offline]

You get a pink car with 4 20 inch subs, 10 6 by 9s, and 4 tweeters, Plus a Brand-new radio worth about $8000, All without a battery in the car.

I put in a Live wild Squirrel with rabbis

[Stonecreek]

Do you really mean rabbis? Or rabbits? Or rabies? I'll respond as if it was the first option.

You get blessed by gnawing little teeth.

I put in all the high school state tournament results I typed up tonight...

[yumi_shinoda offline]

You get an annual report with your name written there.

I put in my Aikido white belt

[Jeremified offline]

Do you really mean rabbis? Or rabbits? Or rabies? I'll respond as if it was the first option.

I think "live wild squirrel with rabies" sounds the most correct. Quick side note, I just noticed that you use two spaces after each sentence. I like that.

I put in my Aikido white belt

You get a Judo brown belt.

I put in the Internet.

[yumi_shinoda offline]

You get an internet disconnection

I put in my grey Converse backpack and my lunch box.

[TheAppleFreak]

You get nothing.

I put in a Vending Machine repair man.

[yumi_shinoda offline]

You get a fixed vending machine.

I put in a birthday cake

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a birthday cake platter with a few crumbs on it.

I put in my finals

[Jeremified offline]

You get confetti (shredded paper).

I put in this smiley:

[yumi_shinoda offline]

You get this smiley:

I put in leftovers of my birthday cake.

[Gadget offline]

You get a very fat vending machine repair man who likes cake and is very happy to be free.

I put in the van that I responded to at 3:30 this morning that was on fire, Don’t worry we put it out before putting it in the vending machine.

[Jeremified offline]

You get a flaming copter.

I put in Google.

[yumi_shinoda offline]

You get tons of search results

I put in my smelly Aikido gears

[TheAppleFreak]

You get them back, as the Vending Machine does not want them.

I put in my old French homework.

And, for those who understand this, post #3.

[Gadget offline]

You get your French homework back shredded into lots of little pieces, and the LCD display on the machine says “I WILL NOT DO YOUR HOMEWORK!!!â€

[Boss Tamsy offline]

you get a brick of cheese!

I put in a guinea pig.

[Carth]

You get a man from Papa New Guinea. He's very confused, and wants to go home.

I put in a troll...

[Stonecreek]

...you get nothing, as the troll ate it all.

I put in a pack of bubble gum (shouldn't I be getting a pack of gum out of the machine?)