WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WTF

[Vodka's Vengeance offline]

On my table there is a piece of cake. I bought it at school today.

I'm sitting at my computer and logging on here because I'm interested to see what's been going on. Then, I hear noises coming from the cake.

I think "Oh, some crumbs are falling off. Wait. That was really loud."

Then a STINKBUG CRAWLS OUT OF THE CAKE OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF GOD/ALLAH/YAHWEH WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME SO. It was falling off the cake and making a loud crashy noise with its exoskeleton.

My birthday is in three days, by the way. I turn 21. I will be a fully grown man. And now I'm paranoid about eating my own birthday cake.

[Carth]

Would it be unmanly for me to give you a hug? D:

In all seriousness, being spooked by a bug where a bug should not be is no big deal. I do not know anyone who would want to accidentally eat a bug. But assuming that that will ever happen again is. Relax and enjoy your cake. And your 21st birthday, for that matter.

[Vodka's Vengeance offline]

No, hugs are good. But still, it just makes me cringe to think if I had actually eaten that cake and then tasted something crunchy and squirming and... urgh.

....

You know what? That cake was purchased off a friend. I'm willing to bet my new copy of Pokemon HeartGold he put it in there.

[Gadget offline]

Hey Happy B-Day, I just Turned 21 3 days ago (on the 22nd). Pretty much all my friends got me the same thing, Money and Gift cards to best buy. O well I will use them LOL.

O and its simple Microwave your cake for a few min, it may taste weird BUT anything alive in it will be dead, Yum. (Takes a big bite of left over cake)

[matsumo itsu offline]

Sorry but arean't you being a little dramatic? yes cake is ruined, you got a small bug now that can be killed with little effort.

[Vodka's Vengeance offline]

Sorry but arean't you being a little dramatic? yes cake is ruined, you got a small bug now that can be killed with little effort.

Finding bugs in food is still never a pleasant experience. No matter how small. Now, if it had been a cockroach, I'd really have freaked. I... have a bit of a problem with them, I admit.

[Taelia offline]

A Stinkbug? Now I am going to be sick.

[. offline]

I was in the middle of eating my breakfeast when I read your post. Now I can't enjoy my sandwhich.

....Thanks for that

[Vodka's Vengeance offline]

I was in the middle of eating my breakfeast when I read your post. Now I can't enjoy my sandwhich.

....Thanks for that

Sorry about that. Want a piece of cake?

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

I was in the middle of eating my breakfeast when I read your post. Now I can't enjoy my sandwhich.

....Thanks for that

Sorry about that. Want a piece of cake?

HAH.

Oh god, that is... horribly freaky. I hate bugs. >.< I understand your pain, man.

And congrats on the upcoming birthday!

[SilverPrince offline]

Dude. That's a horrible experience and I'm sorry you had to go through it. I probably would have squealed like a girl and bolted from the table. You handled it better than I would have.

But don't let that stinkbug ruin your life! That's just giving it the control it wants! Rise above that evil creature and create your own destiny. Don't be afraid of the cake! (For the cake is the truth.)

Also, an early happy birthday to you.

[green offline]

Oh god that's so ew and random and and--

...okay I lol'd a bit but still, ew D:

[Taelia offline]

I really AM going to be sick.

[Mewberries151]

Might I recommend...not reading this thread then if it is making you ill? ^^; Just as you posted that exact sentiment earlier on this thread already.


On topic though, yeah, definitely don't give up cake just because of a bug (because, really, it's cake xD ), but I'd definitely be wary of any piece of cake your friend gives you from now on, especially if he's known for practical jokes.

[Taelia offline]

^_^ Sorry,, Mew. I was just curious.

[Vodka's Vengeance offline]

Might I recommend...not reading this thread then if it is making you ill? ^^; Just as you posted that exact sentiment earlier on this thread already.


On topic though, yeah, definitely don't give up cake just because of a bug (because, really, it's cake xD ), but I'd definitely be wary of any piece of cake your friend gives you from now on, especially if he's known for practical jokes.

Yeah, well, I've made a mental note not to accept so much as a bag of chips from him in the future. What great friends I have.

[Rail Runner offline]

Definitely dont fear the cake, enjoy. As far as for the bug, well, it happens, life is just strange that way.

Also, happy early birthday.

[Vodka's Vengeance offline]

Well, my birthday was yesterday. And the cake was bug-free. But man, knowing that I'm now officially an adult feels really weird. Not being a kid anymore sucks. Sigh. At least I can get my gun license now. But hey, getting off my own topic....

[Carth]

Yay for not being afraid of cake! And congrats on adulthood! *gives an alcohol* At the very least, it might serve as a bug killer in a pinch.

[Vodka's Vengeance offline]

Yay for not being afraid of cake! And congrats on adulthood! *gives an alcohol* At the very least, it might serve as a bug killer in a pinch.

Well, having a stinkbug crawl out of yer cake isn't fun. But the only bug I'm truly afraid of is a cockroach. Oh, God, if a cockroach crawled out of the cake I really wouldn't eat cake again. You spray them with bug spray, and they just laugh at you. You crush them with your shoe, but they just limp off to lay more eggs to infest your house. You cut their heads off, but they just scuttle away to last for another couple of days. *shivers* Strange how something 1/1000th my size freaks me out so much.

[Phoenix Wolf offline]

On my table there is a piece of cake. I bought it at school today.

I'm sitting at my computer and logging on here because I'm interested to see what's been going on. Then, I hear noises coming from the cake.

I think "Oh, some crumbs are falling off. Wait. That was really loud."

Then a STINKBUG CRAWLS OUT OF THE CAKE OH DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF GOD/ALLAH/YAHWEH WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME SO. It was falling off the cake and making a loud crashy noise with its exoskeleton.

My birthday is in three days, by the way. I turn 21. I will be a fully grown man. And now I'm paranoid about eating my own birthday cake.

Vodka I'd be running for the nearest mountain if a bug crawled out of my cake holy heck. *Gives you huge hugs* Man I totally feel you.

[Vodka's Vengeance offline]

Vodka I'd be running for the nearest mountain if a bug crawled out of my cake holy heck. *Gives you huge hugs* Man I totally feel you.

Holy crap, you're back!!! Its been forever!!! And thanks, the experience was rather disturbing. But I'm over it. Mostly.

[Phoenix Wolf offline]

Yes I am sure it was a very disturbing experience. And as for me being back yes I am its been almost three years since I was last on here... I've had some stuff to deal with...But hit me up for advice or a friendly hug if you need to...