Vending Machine III: Revenge of the Manufacturers

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a telegram. Stop.

I put in Jupiter. The planet, not the Roman god.

[Saphire-089 offline]

you get jupiters moons.

I put in Togepi (Pokemon)

[TheAppleFreak]

You get a Chiramii.

I put inmy current location, the Vatican.

[Carth]

I put in my previous location, Albany, Maryland.

I put in gzip,deflate

[SilverPrince offline]

You get �ܡ~,Ԋ?�F�}u.����t䑤.

I put in my excitement at being able to access this place again.

[Carth]

You get dancing.

I put in the world's tiniest rainbow violin.

[Tekirai offline]

The vending machine starts to bawl and tell you its closet homosexual sobstory in its entirety before pretending nothing ever happened.

I put in a half-eaten notebook.

[Carth]

You get the other half of your notebook.

I put in Consensual Sexface William.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get Does Not Approveface Jeremie.

I put in Koh, the Face-Stealer.

[Carth]

You get Paul, The Greatest Thief In The World.

I put in a chicken.

[Colinahscopy offline]

You get eggs

I put in my CSC book.

[Stonecreek]

You get a lot of unfinished homework.

I put in the drabble I just wrote...

[desincarnation offline]

You get a +fav for it.

I put in pillow.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a blanket.

I put in a quarter.

[Stonecreek]

You get the quarter back, because the machine hasn;t been used in so long, it doesn't know what to do with it.

I put in a coupon for a free steak dinner...

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a note: "Hey, thanks!"

The vending machine promptly removes itself from the wall and walks to the restaurant. It returns, sated, sometime later. I put in the planet Mercury, which I happen to have lying around.

[Stonecreek]

Yuo get Pluto, which was trying to masquerade as a planet.

I put in 16 inches of snow...

[SilverPrince offline]

You get several liters of water.

I put in your mom.

[green offline]

You get 16 inches worth of meltwater flooding out of the machine. nice >:(

I put in a fancy dress

[SilverPrince offline]

You get a fancy tuxedo.

I put in Lyoko Freak.

[Lani offline]

You get... Erynn!

I put in some macadamia nuts.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get some macarenas.

I put in a bouquet of roses.

[Carth]

You get an engagement ring.

I put in myself.

[SilverPrince offline]

You get pure awesomeness. Or, you would, if you were outside of the machine to receive it.

I put in a magnet.

[Carth]

You get a magnet with only one pole!

I put in a divided zero