Fake Code Lyoko Commercials

[Dylan0513 offline]

I think this is a game....

This thread was origonally made by JeremyHopper on Tvtome (is he here?). Here you either post a video of a fake code lyoko commercial that you made up, or you post the script (words) for the commercials.

Here's a really bad
fake commercial I made.

And here's one I just made up, I forgot which episode it was from.

Ulrich: About your letter Yumi, you said you had special feelings for me...
Yumi: But...
Ulrich: Wait, I just wanted to say that I have thoose same feelins for you. There I said it.
Yumi: But Ulrich, I didn't write you any letter.
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Now, anyone can try either way.

[lyokodude offline]

thats a good comercial Dylan
Heres one I made up:
jeremie:" Guys,I got some good news"
Odd,Ulrich,Yumi:" what'
jeremie:"I just saved alot of money by switching my aoto insurance to geico'

[Dylan0513 offline]

Umm, there's usually something before that part.

[Max Gene offline]

OK, so we have our gang fighting in Lyoko....

"Is the distinction between your games and reality starting to go away?

Nintendo Rehab clinic. The first step is admitting your problem."

[Jazzy Josh offline]

Again Gang fighting in Lyoko

Yumi: Odd, you could have spit out that gum before coming into Lyoko

Orbit Lady: Introducing Orbit's Bubblemint.
*Da Da Da*

*Odd blows Bubble around a Block's legs, one that is running toward Yumi*
*Block gets stuck on the ground on it's face*
*Odd fires a lazer arrow*

Odd: You were saying?

Orbit Lady: So you can defeat XANA....No matter what

(Next part is optional, tell me if you like the next part)

*Jeremie shakes his head...*

Jeremie: THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!!! RETURN TO THE PAST RIGHT FREAKING NOW!!!!!!

[Dylan0513 offline]

No next part, but Good one!

[Max Gene offline]

Ever been late? Didn't finish that book report on time? You'll fail, unless you could...

Jeremy: Return to the past now!

Like messing with people's lives? Stopping things right when... *Yumi and Ulrich are about to kiss*

Jeremy: Return to the past now!

Do you like just screwing with time?

Jeremy: Return to the past now!

Are you obsessed with the phrase

(Oh heck, what do you think I would type here?)

Introducing XANA! Your own quantum supercomputer!

(note xana may be infected with virus and attempt to kill you and take over the world use xana at your own risk talk to your doctor if you have an aversion to death before using xana)

XANA- the danger of tomorrow, only coming at you yesterday.

[Dylan0513 offline]

lol good one

[Star Way]

Hmm... for some reason I thought of that dumb "Baby Bottle Pop" commercial and Odd singing it. xD

Though, it's definitely more amusing in my head than for the rest of you. ^__^v

[Exploder offline]

lol, i can almost see him doing that.

[YDV offline]

Ever been late? Didn't finish that book report on time? You'll fail, unless you could...

Jeremy: Return to the past now!

Like messing with people's lives? Stopping things right when... *Yumi and Ulrich are about to kiss*

Jeremy: Return to the past now!

Do you like just screwing with time?

Jeremy: Return to the past now!

Are you obsessed with the phrase

(Oh heck, what do you think I would type here?)

Introducing XANA! Your own quantum supercomputer!

(note xana may be infected with virus and attempt to kill you and take over the world use xana at your own risk talk to your doctor if you have an aversion to death before using xana)

XANA- the danger of tomorrow, only coming at you yesterday.

omg that is SO freaking funny!!! you rock! hahahaha I can so imagine that. well.. here we go with mine..

*screen fuzzes to XANA symbol*

"The makers of Claratin and Viag-- er.. Zyrtec, are proud to introduce... XANA. New and improved XANA gives you exactly what you need, exactly when you need it. And becuase it is blue, XANA goes with everything. XANA isn't right for everyone, and may cause bloating, cramping, hair loss, sudden change of "eye color", lightning hands, and the inexplicible ability to stick to walls. Children under the age of twelve should not be exposed to XANA. Do not get XANA wet, or feed it after midnight. If you experience trouble accessing Lyoko, stop taking XANA and consult your Java For Dummies immediatly. New, blue, XANA."

Hehe.. TT fans will kill me.

[Max Gene offline]

Glad people are liking my commercial! and that last one is pretty good too!

E Harmony guy- At E harmony we have virtual dating and such. With installation of our XANALYOKO server you get a whole new experience when you cy-

Ulrich- you never told me that was what was going on!

*Yumi devirtualizes guy with a fan*

Jeremy: Uh guys, he had a heart attack and kind've died.

Odd: And XANA just launched a nuclear missile and Aelita is unconscious. But I do have good news!

All: What?

Odd: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Gecko!

Yumi: You mean Geico?

Odd: I knew there was something fishy about those two guys in the alley...

Sylvan learning center: teach your kid how to read today!

[Dylan0513 offline]

lol

[Jazzy Josh offline]

Odd:100 bottles of drink on the wall, 100 bottles of drink, take one down, pass it around, 99 bottles of drink on the wall. (pause) 99 bottles of drink in the wall....

Think your freind is just...

Odd: 97 bottles of...

TOO annoying, lock him up in a girl's body. Someone who you don't like.

*Cue "A Fine Mess", except with Odd in Sissi's body*

Odd: 90 bottles of drink on the wall....

Then beat him up

Ulrich; This shall be fun

Rest of the group: Agreed

*Group pummels Odd in Sissi's body*

Odd: What was that for?

Group; Sorry, we thought you were Sissi.

Ulrich: At least she'll be the one hurting in the morning.

Free Body switching Scanners

Disclamer: None, beat your friends up as you please, but don't come crying to us when you kill them.

[DL offline]

1 laptop: $1000

3 skateboards, and 2 scooters: $200

5 cell phones: $500

Fighting a demonic artifical intelegence with your friends: priceless

There are somethings money can't buy, for everything else there's mastercard.

[Exploder offline]

lol good one!

Are you tired of that mess that happens whenever XANA activates a tower? Do you wish there was a product that would stop the attacks? Well now there is. Use Aelita for those times when you just can't seem to stop XANA yourself.

*Caution: use as directed. Uncertified use may cause random events, RTTP's, and character death. Consult Jeremy before using Aelita.*

[Saphire-089 offline]

This is going to suck, but...


Want to getaway to a faraway place? Come vist lyoko's beutiful mountain region. There's usually peace and quiet.

Scanner usage costs extra.

[Exploder offline]

That wasn't too bad...

Are you tired of being stuck in places with no way to get to that particular factory? Call William's Taxi Services. One way transportation to the elevator shaft in the factory. Paramedic and rescue services cost extra. Call today!

Okay, that kinda sucked...

[Saphire-089 offline]

That wasn't too bad...

Are you tired of being stuck in places with no way to get to that particular factory? Call William's Taxi Services. One way transportation to the elevator shaft in the factory. Paramedic and rescue services cost extra. Call today!

Okay, that kinda sucked...

You're better than I am.

[4lpha0mega offline]

(yeah i got the idea from DL)

laptop: £600

skateboards: £25

super computer electriciy bill: £200

Fighting an evil super virus inside a virtual world: priceless

There are somethings money cant buy, for everything else theres Norton anti-virus

[Dylan0513 offline]

Norton anti-virus, LOL!

[Jazzy Josh offline]

Last week on "Survivor"

The Verdediger Tribe won both the Reward (Memory challenge) and the Immunity (Deactivate/Activate the Tower) Challenges providing their tribe a safe haven while the De Vijand Tribe went to tribal councel and voted "Creeper" out of the Tribe. Tune in this week to find out who Gives up the most important thing they have to the winner of the next reward challenge.

The Verdediger Tribe is made up of:
Jeremie
Yumi
Ulrich
Odd
and Aelita

The De Vijand Tribe is made up of:
XANA
Scyphozoa
Tarantula
and Krabe

The Language for translation for the tribes is Dutch

[4lpha0mega offline]

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not enough power to take over the world from your super computer?

the try buying Alpha broadband! with its amazing 56k processor you'll never have to worry about slow connections again... unless you want to access someone else's computer... so buy Alpha broadband today, just 10 easy installment a month of thirty nine, ninety nine...thousand

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(='.'=)
(")_(")

[Dylan0513 offline]

Last week on "Survivor"

The Verdediger Tribe won both the Reward (Memory challenge) and the Immunity (Deactivate/Activate the Tower) Challenges providing their tribe a safe haven while the De Vijand Tribe went to tribal councel and voted "Creeper" out of the Tribe. Tune in this week to find out who Gives up the most important thing they have to the winner of the next reward challenge.

The Verdediger Tribe is made up of:
Jeremie
Yumi
Ulrich
Odd
and Aelita

The De Vijand Tribe is made up of:
XANA
Scyphozoa
Tarantula
and Krabe

The Language for translation for the tribes is Dutch

HAHAHA! his is fake commericals, but oh well. I made 4 CL survivors on Tvtome (only the first one was successful) where members voted for who would go. Should I start that again?

[Dylan0513 offline]

are you a power hungy virus, but unable to enter the real world?
not enough power to take over the world from your super computer?

the try buying Alpha broadband! with its amazing 56k processor you'll never have to worry about slow connections again... unless you want to access someone else's computer... so buy Alpha broadband today, just 10 easy installment a month of thirty nine, ninety nine...thousand

we'll even send you this amazing bunny virus duty free!
(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")

ROTFLAMO! duty free