Computer running slow? Can't run the newest games? Need to hack a top secret government site? Then take a look at Microsoft's newest operating system: XANA. With unparalleled power, easy window switching, and automated operation, it makes everything even easier. Plus, it even has tools for easy hacking!
Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any damage caused by use of XANA you agree to reimburse for all damage caused XANA may cause damage to other electronic equipment or people XANA has not been tested with the latest video cards
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by 4lpha0mega » Wed Nov 02, 2005 3:22 am
bduddy wrote:Computer running slow? Can't run the newest games? Need to hack a top secret government site? Then take a look at Microsoft's newest operating system: XANA. With unparalleled power, easy window switching, and automated operation, it makes everything even easier. Plus, it even has tools for easy hacking!
Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any damage caused by use of XANA you agree to reimburse for all damage caused XANA may cause damage to other electronic equipment or people XANA has not been tested with the latest video cards
you forgot to mention its nearly as evil as microsoft itself
by Darkborn » Wed Nov 02, 2005 11:05 pm
Do you need help? is there a certain someone or group that you want to get rid of? Call in Xana's army!!
Xana's army consists of:
Ant army:
1)Roachers
Infantry:
1) Krabs
2) Bloks
Heavy Artilery:
1) Megatank
Air Support:
1) Hornets
Xana's Army will have a 100% to be destroyed or your money is ours!
*NEW*
Xana's Army has been updated!
Infantry V2:
1)Creepers
Heavy ArtileryV2:
1)Tarantula
Air Support V2:
1) Flying Mantas
And the new Special: Scyphozoa! With new memory stealing abilities!
Call now at 555-Xanarox. and get no discount or free gift! Thats 555-Xanarox! CALL NOW OR BE POSSESSED!!!!
Xana's army consists of:
Ant army:
1)Roachers
Infantry:
1) Krabs
2) Bloks
Heavy Artilery:
1) Megatank
Air Support:
1) Hornets
Xana's Army will have a 100% to be destroyed or your money is ours!
*NEW*
Xana's Army has been updated!
Infantry V2:
1)Creepers
Heavy ArtileryV2:
1)Tarantula
Air Support V2:
1) Flying Mantas
And the new Special: Scyphozoa! With new memory stealing abilities!
Call now at 555-Xanarox. and get no discount or free gift! Thats 555-Xanarox! CALL NOW OR BE POSSESSED!!!!
by Max Gene » Thu Nov 03, 2005 5:33 pm
Hopper- I have my own supercomputer, nice, large house, and all sorts of fancy things... you wouldn't believe the price tags!
And on top of it all I'm just a schoolteacher! How could I EVER do it?
I'm in debt up to my eyeballs!
Come to think of it, where DID he get the cash for his own supercomputer with time travel?
And on top of it all I'm just a schoolteacher! How could I EVER do it?
I'm in debt up to my eyeballs!
Come to think of it, where DID he get the cash for his own supercomputer with time travel?
by Odd22 » Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:40 pm
Guy in a suit on tv: Xana is attcking i repeat Xana is attack no humans will survive, Xana-destroy all humans game
Jeriemie: da**it odd what did i tell u about tell game programers about and evil ai called Xna bent on desroying the world
odd: nothing till now
Xana: muhahahahaha my plan is complete muhahahahahahaha um i mean BBUUYY the FFFFreaking GGGGame
Rated e for everyone
Jeriemie: da**it odd what did i tell u about tell game programers about and evil ai called Xna bent on desroying the world
odd: nothing till now
Xana: muhahahahaha my plan is complete muhahahahahahaha um i mean BBUUYY the FFFFreaking GGGGame
Rated e for everyone
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..yes..for..by Odd22 » Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:53 pm
or act even later and get a odd plush plus a free yumi cause she is a dream come true she looks excatly like this girl i like
A recent study shows that 92% of all teenagers moved on to rap, Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8% who stayed with rock
by Overcaffeinated Sloth » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:27 pm
Ever have trouble with little pesky kids?
Well we have just the solution!
It's XANA's Blue Screen of Death! That's right, It's that oh so familiar Windows Microsoft bug that makes yoyu throw your computer against the wall!
Call now, weel hang up, so youp'll have to press controll, Alter, and delete to scream and curse at us!
Reserve your copy today!
Well we have just the solution!
It's XANA's Blue Screen of Death! That's right, It's that oh so familiar Windows Microsoft bug that makes yoyu throw your computer against the wall!
Call now, weel hang up, so youp'll have to press controll, Alter, and delete to scream and curse at us!
Reserve your copy today!
by Darkborn » Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:22 pm
Need someone to ruin your plans? Need someone that can interfere with a relationship? Come and get your own William Dunbar! He can believe that Zombies are real but can't believe that there is a supercomputer bent on destroying the world! Call now and get a FREE Elizabeth Delmas AKA Sissi! She can do the same thing as William but can be a super spy and steal Journals! (See "Log Book" for more details)
ACT NOW! BEFORE XANA ATTACKS!
ACT NOW! BEFORE XANA ATTACKS!
by Dylan0513 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:59 pm
Darkborn wrote:Need someone to ruin your plans? Need someone that can interfere with a relationship? Come and get your own William Dunbar! He can believe that Zombies are real but can't believe that there is a supercomputer bent on destroying the world! Call now and get a FREE Elizabeth Delmas AKA Sissi! She can do the same thing as William but can be a super spy and steal Journals! (See "Log Book" for more details)
ACT NOW! BEFORE XANA ATTACKS!
LOL!
This use has been banned.
by Odd22 » Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:31 am
umm anyone hear read motholic baby
Aleita: xaana is good jerimie evil , wait no vise versa
read more in odd22 book of unfinished fan ficition
Aleita: xaana is good jerimie evil , wait no vise versa
read more in odd22 book of unfinished fan ficition
A recent study shows that 92% of all teenagers moved on to rap, Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8% who stayed with rock
by Tom Bone » Tue Jul 18, 2006 9:48 pm
I love searching around in the old pages. This topic looks fun.
And it's absolutely free For $39.95! And expect in about three to ten weeks, my weight in free signup CDs!
bduddy wrote:Computer running slow? Can't run the newest games? Need to hack a top secret government site? Then take a look at Microsoft's newest operating system: XANA. With unparalleled power, easy window switching, and automated operation, it makes everything even easier. Plus, it even has tools for easy hacking!
Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any damage caused by use of XANA you agree to reimburse for all damage caused XANA may cause damage to other electronic equipment or people XANA has not been tested with the latest video cards
And it's absolutely free For $39.95! And expect in about three to ten weeks, my weight in free signup CDs!
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