BLOOPERS!

[DarkestSoul X21 offline]

you stole Bumi from me but it's ok and a lot more funny

Didn't you steal it from Avatar first?

no, i don't think so i just changed the y to a b

[SamBlob offline]

Mad King Bumi is a character in Avatar

[DarkestSoul X21 offline]

oh, didn't knew

[YDV offline]

I thought you were making a reference...

A XANA attack has been launched. The gang meets up outside the manhole in the park.

Jeremie: Okay, everyone's here... except... Aelita. Where is she? *takes out his cell phone*

It rings.. and rings... and rings... until he reaches Aelita's voicemail.

Aelita: What do you mean by 'at the tone, record your personal greeting'? ..Oh! Um.. I can't answer my phone right now, so I'm either in Ly-- er... not here... or my phone has been destroyed by XAN-- I mean... it was confiscated by Jim. Leave a message at the beep! *beeep*

Jeremie: *internally sweatdrops* Aelita! Come to the factory, we need you.

At the last second, Aelita picks up.

Aelita: Jeremie?

Jeremie: Good, you're there. XANA launched an attack, we need to go to Lyoko--

Aelita: I'm breaking up with you.

Jeremie: .....WHAT?!

Aelita: Surprised?

Jeremie: Well, uh, yes! Besides, I didn't know w-we were ever g-going.. why are you breaking up with me?!

Aelita: I found another guy with sexier glasses.

A voice can be heard in the background: "Tell him he stinks at making robots too!"

Aelita: Quiet, Herb!! Bye, Jeremie. Good luck with your little.. computer thing. *hangs up*

Jeremie: ....

Yumi: Are you okay? What'd she say?

Jeremie falls over, unconscious.

[Darkborn offline]

lol Aelitas voice mail message is funny and so was teh blooper LOL

[Keoro offline]

*Virtualization scene*
Jeremy: Transfer! Scanner! Virtualization!
*Ulrich is virtualized into his prototype outfit*
Ulrich: *trips over those ridiculously baggy pants* Dangit, Jeremy!
Odd: *in sunglasses* What are these doing here? Did you patch my Lyoko form with that CD?
Jeremy: How did THAT get into the drive?
*Schyphozoa appears*
Odd: I think I have a new ability... *microphone appears* Yep.
Odd: BREAK BREAK BREAKDANCE! BREAK BREAK BREAKDANCE! BREAK BREAK BREAKDANCE HERE WE GOOOOOO!
*Schyphozoa explodes*
Yumi: *in Johnny Bravo's voice* Well that takes care of-- WHAT HAPPENNED TO MY VOICE!?
Aelita: *with nerd glasses and moustache* What happenned to my face?
Jeremy: *D'OH!* I must have made a typo in the virtualization command...
Yumi: A TYPO can do THIS!?

[YDV offline]

Love the name! haha Herb with a Terminator voice *imagines*

A year or so earlier, at the Stones-Hopper-Lyoko-Pichon wedding...

Priest: Speak now, or forever hold your peice.

Jeremie: *comes running up the aisle" I OBJECT!!!!!!!

Halfway up the aisle, Jeremie is landed on by a donkey riding a fat dragon.

Donkey: ..This isn't Shrek! Sorry! *flies off*

Priest: Okay, then... I now pronounce you man and--

Nicolas comes running up the aisle, tears streaming out of his eyes.

Nicolas: I OBJECT!! HERB!! DON'T MARRY HER!! SHE'S... FEMALE!!!

One of the people in the audience sticks a leg out and trips Nick.

Priest: *ahem* Like I was saying. I now pronounce--

Ulrich runs up the aisle.

Ulrich: WAIT!!!

Priest: WHAT IS IT?!?!

Yumi runs up beside Ulrich, in a wedding gown.

Yumi: Are we too late?

Preist: Uh.. would you two happen to be Ulrich Stern and Yumi Ishiyama?

Ulrich, Yumi: ...yes..

Preist: You're scheduled for the NEXT wedding. You're early.

They look embarrassed for a second.

Ulrich: Oh. Hey, Aelita! ...Are you getting married to Herb?

Herb: OF COURSE SHE IS, STERN!! I'M STILL MAD AT YOU FOR SISSI LIKING YOU BACK AT KADIC!

As if by cue, Sissi comes running up the aisle, also in a wedding gown.

Sissi: I OBJECT!! Ulrich! Marry ME!!!

Yumi: No! He's marrying ME!!

Emilie stands up in the audience, dressed up like a bride's maid.

Emilie: Ulrich! I LOVE YOU!!

Odd: *pops up suddenly* Oh, snap! It's about to be a what?! Girlfight!!

Sissi and Yumi and Emilie start wrestling on the ground, ripping their dresses and making them quite dirty.

Priest: THAT'S IT!! F*** ALL Y'ALL!! *stomps away angrily*

[Darkborn offline]

[Skysong offline]

BEFORE THE WEDDING...

*Odd is testing "Break Break Breakdance", not noticing he's been ditched*

Odd: Dude, this is just like my shield ability! There's no real reason for me to have it, but it's awesome!

Director: SHUT UP! We're not supposed to ADMIT season inconstincies!

Odd: *pauses* ...Why do I get the sudden feeling that I'm missing a chickfight?! *zooms away on his Hoverboard*

Director: *groans and facepalms* There goes my Emmy. (That's daytime TV right? *doesn't really care*)

[Darkborn offline]

(During Big Bug)
Jeremie: Oh no! The Trains are going to Crash!!
U+Y: Ahhhh!!!
*Trains crash*
Jeremie: what the.....
Ulrich: Candy?
Yumi: i thought it was supposed to be hazardous chemicals!
*The gang meet up at the crash site*
Jeremie:*already Digging into candy* Hey! are you going to eat that Plutonium..Ring...Pop....
All: Aw crap

[Odd22 offline]

Odd: lalalalalala
Jerimie: ohh no not again
odd: play that fun, what now

[Reesane offline]

Frontier:

*Yumi makes mistake*

Yumi: Oh no, I made the wrong mistake!

In the scaner room:

Odd: Jeremy, say somthing!

Jeremy, in weird voice: I want to see Yumi.

In control room:

Jeremy: WHAT BUTTON DID YOU PUSH?!

Yumi: jeremy, what's wrong?

XANA in jeremy's body: Jeremy is in lyoko

[Exploder offline]

Too funny! Especially the wedding ones...


*at factory*

Jeremy: *dialing Yumi's phone*
Yumi's phone: Konichiwa, you've reached Yumi's mobile. Please leave a message.
Jeremy: *now possessed by XANA but flickers back and forth between normal and XANA* Yumi, XANA's attacking and *XANA takes over* I LOVE YOU!! *Jeremy regains control* Oh my God! *XANA* So much! And Ulrich is an idiot and he's cheating on you! *Jeremy* AAAHHHH!!!!
Yumi's phone: beeps and message recorder ends.

-later-

Yumi: listening to phone message: What the ****? Ulrich, get over here and listen to this!

Ulrich: That [BKO phrase]! I'm gonna kick his sorry [BKO present tense verb] [BKO word]!!!!

Yumi: I wanna watch!
----

Ok, that was retarded, but still...

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

HA! Oh my freakin GAAD!
I'm gonna be laughing foreva!

Okay, this one is kind of weird...


Jeremie: I think Odd got hit on the head...
Aelita: Why do you say that?
*Odd comes along dancing*
Odd: It's his one thing' that's got me trippin'
It's this one thing I want to admit it
It's this one thing you did OOh-OH!
It's this one thing you did OOh-OH...o hey guys, what're you doing?
*Everyone Stares*
Ulrich: Odd, is there something you want to tell us?

[Skysong offline]

Imagining that XANA managed to somehow materialize himself...

*XANA jumps out of Ulrich and Odd's closet*

XANA: Hah! I have just come out of the closet! And now it's your turn, boys!

Odd: *dies of laughter*

Ulrich: *facepalms* Who let MJ play XANA?

XANA: ...Huh? But I did! I just came out of the closet! Look! I left my symbol in there and everything!

Ulrich: Why am I NOT surprised?

[YDV offline]

Ulrich: We'd better get Jeremie. Odd. Get Jeremie.

Odd shrugs and walks over to his bed. He pulls out the drawer underneath and Jeremie is inside, bound and gagged. He hoists him over his shoulder and brings him back to Ulrich.

Odd; Here you go!

Ulrich: ....You keep Jeremie in your drawer?

Odd: Duh. We signed a contract.

Ulrich: o.o

XANA: Fools! My whole plan was to kill Jeremie! And you have just brought him to me! Is that not irony? YOU WILL AGREE WITH ME!!

Jeremie: *yawns* Bad XANA. What did I tell you about materializing yourself?

XANA: ...what? what are you doing? how did you know i had an off switch? Aghh!! Noo!!!

Jeremie flips a switch on the back of XANA's neck and he falls over, uncounscious.

Ulrich: You idiot!! Aelita's virus! She's dead too!

Jeremie: ehh. whatever. i'll deal with it in the morning *puts duct tape back on his mouth, ties himself back up, and Odd puts him back in the drawer underneath his bed*

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Uncontrollable laughter...
Someone's a little groggy...

[Exploder offline]

OMG lol!

Odd: C'mon, we have to get Yumi and Aelita and get to the factory! Jeremy's waiting!

Ulrich: YUMI! *drools*

Odd: Snap out of it!

Ulrich: *drools*

Yumi walks up: Hi Ulrich. I got your message.

Ulrich: *drools*

Yumi: Ulrich, are you OK?

Ulrich: *stops drooling* Whoops. Was I drooling?

Odd and Yumi: Yes.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Ha. drooling's so little kiddish.
*Picture of Odd floats by, Droolz*
AB: Now who's pathetic?
*Sees pic, starts drooling*
You'd better clear the area, that floating picture's causing massive drool floods. Note to self, never join group of Odd fangirls.

[Exploder offline]

lol!

[Reesane offline]

XANA: I shall lanch nuclyer misels and...

*The real XANA walks into room, licking an icecream cone.*

*Lyoko gang doess a double take.*

The real XANA: This is why I never leave the CPU...