Ulrich: do i have to go to Lyoko, right now?
Jeremie: yea right now or Aelita is done for
Ulrich: but i'm not feeling very well
Jeremie: *Eyes twitch*
Ulrich: cant Yumi do it?
Jeremie: She's ALREADY in Lyoko
Ulrich: Then why cant she protect Aelita
Jeremie: cuz she fell into the Digital Ocean!
Ulrich: so........
Jeremie: GET IN THE *BLEEPING* SCANNER NOW OR FACE MY WRATH!
Ulrich:...yes sir.
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Things They Would Never Say/Do
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by Odd22 » Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:45 pm
(cant remember the name of ep but where yumi has to leave france)
Ulrich: pssst jeimie i have an idea
Jerimie: what is it is this about yumi
Ulrich: nahh u think, ok u should create 100 dollar bills and materialize them
Jerimie: thats a great idea except i dont want to
Ulrich: y not
Jerimie: thruthfully i started to hate yumi once she fell into the void
Ulrich: if u dont i will kill aleita myself
Jerimie; ok ok ok ok
Ulrich: pssst jeimie i have an idea
Jerimie: what is it is this about yumi
Ulrich: nahh u think, ok u should create 100 dollar bills and materialize them
Jerimie: thats a great idea except i dont want to
Ulrich: y not
Jerimie: thruthfully i started to hate yumi once she fell into the void
Ulrich: if u dont i will kill aleita myself
Jerimie; ok ok ok ok
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by Skysong » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:28 pm
*inspired by that End of Ze World animation*
Jeremie: XANA's attacking! We have to get to the factory, right now!
Aelita: But I am le tired...
Jeremie: *growls* Ok, go take a nap. THEN GO TO THE FACTORY!
or...
Jim: I was in a ballet once.
Sissi: Really?
Jim: *sad nod*
Sissi: Let me guess, you'd 'rather not talk about it.'
Jim: Actually, I would! Let's go discuss ballet over soda and popcorn and squeal about Ulrich!
*They link arms and skip off*
Ulrich: ...*eye twitches*
Jeremie: XANA's attacking! We have to get to the factory, right now!
Aelita: But I am le tired...
Jeremie: *growls* Ok, go take a nap. THEN GO TO THE FACTORY!
or...
Jim: I was in a ballet once.
Sissi: Really?
Jim: *sad nod*
Sissi: Let me guess, you'd 'rather not talk about it.'
Jim: Actually, I would! Let's go discuss ballet over soda and popcorn and squeal about Ulrich!
*They link arms and skip off*
Ulrich: ...*eye twitches*
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Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by YDV » Fri Nov 11, 2005 9:44 pm
Skysong wrote:*inspired by that End of Ze World animation*
Jeremie: XANA's attacking! We have to get to the factory, right now!
Aelita: But I am le tired...
Jeremie: *growls* Ok, go take a nap. THEN GO TO THE FACTORY!
or...
Jim: I was in a ballet once.
Sissi: Really?
Jim: *sad nod*
Sissi: Let me guess, you'd 'rather not talk about it.'
Jim: Actually, I would! Let's go discuss ballet over soda and popcorn and squeal about Ulrich!
*They link arms and skip off*
Ulrich: ...*eye twitches*
omg that End of Ze World thing was soo funny!! And Jim.. that little child molestor. 
Aelita and Odd are sitting at the table in the cafeteria.
Odd; So, Aelita, how'd you do on that Italian test?
Aelita: Well, I did b3tt3r than I 3xp3ct3d.
Odd: ...what was that last part?
Aelita: I said, 1 d1d b3tt3r th4n 1 3xp3ct3d.
Odd: ...um.. no comprende?
Aelita: wh4t th3 h3££ 1$ wr0ng w1th Â¥0µ 1 $41Ã
BEHHHH
by Odd22 » Sat Nov 12, 2005 12:29 am
lol funny shawn
Yumi: lol i am bored
Jerimie: yumi xanas attack take off ur shirt and bra
Yumi: y
Jerimie: um becauseee um xana is leaving his signs on peoples chest
Yumi: lol i am bored
Jerimie: yumi xanas attack take off ur shirt and bra
Yumi: y
Jerimie: um becauseee um xana is leaving his signs on peoples chest
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by MY85 » Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:57 am
Let's see what I can do:
[Ulrich babysits Hiroki, while Yumi has fallen asleep. They are watching tv, and by zapping the channels, several female moans are heard.]
Hiroki: Why can she dance naked in the top of a table and I can't?
Ulrich: Hiroki, if a cop tells you to do something, you just do it without questioning everything, ok?
[Ulrich babysits Hiroki, while Yumi has fallen asleep. They are watching tv, and by zapping the channels, several female moans are heard.]
Hiroki: Why can she dance naked in the top of a table and I can't?
Ulrich: Hiroki, if a cop tells you to do something, you just do it without questioning everything, ok?
Lani wrote:Eh, in the end, people (real or cartoon) are naked and having a good time. What's wrong with that?
by DarkestSoul X21 » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:35 pm
Jim: it reminds me of working as a drunk
Princ. you use to be working as a drunk
Jim: I don't want to talk about it.
Princ. you use to be working as a drunk
Jim: I don't want to talk about it.
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Used to been XANAcomputer/lyokolover.
Used to been XANAcomputer/lyokolover.
by Overcaffeinated Sloth » Wed Nov 30, 2005 10:51 pm
Jim: This reminds me of the time I worked as a Men in Black Agent.
Aelita: You used to work as a Men in Black agent Jim?
Jim: Erm... I'd rather not talk about it. *Neuralizes Aelita*
Jeremie: Odd, do you have short term memory loss?
Yup!... Who are you?
Hertz: Odd, why do you have juch a hard time remembering to study?
Do you have a short attention span?
Sissy: It matches his height!
Odd: Just because I have a short attention span... doesn't mean I... SPARKLE!
Aelita: You used to work as a Men in Black agent Jim?
Jim: Erm... I'd rather not talk about it. *Neuralizes Aelita*
Jeremie: Odd, do you have short term memory loss?
Yup!... Who are you?
Hertz: Odd, why do you have juch a hard time remembering to study?
Do you have a short attention span?
Sissy: It matches his height!
Odd: Just because I have a short attention span... doesn't mean I... SPARKLE!
by YDV » Thu Dec 01, 2005 12:36 am
Hmm.. Jackieatdollardollar (he he 
)'s other post gave me an idea.
Odd was walking along in the courtyard, bopping his head to that Subsonics song that apparently everyone in the universe is in love with. Suddenly, Milly and Tamiya confront him.
Milly: *shoves microphone in his face* Is it true?!
Odd: Um.. is what true?
Tamiya: That you secretly have a crush on Ulrich!!
Odd: WHAT?!?
Milly: You heard my counterpart with the cool video camera. Word around the school is that you have a diary with pictures of him in it and smoochies all over it and everything!
Odd: ((..oh, sh*t.)) Um, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Tamiya: Oh, don't deny it. We've got proof RIGHT HERE! *holds up pink diary with a big heart on the cover*
Odd: Hey! That's Sissi's diary, not mine!! ((YES!! *boogies*))
Milly: Oh yeah?!?! Well, how do you know?! And it says "Odd" right -here-!
Odd leans closer to the diary. Someone scribbled his name all over the cover. It looked suspiciously like his ex-girlfriend's handwriting.
Odd: Come on. That's so obviously fake! It's SISSI's!
Tamiya: You don't even know what her diary looks like. *zooms in*
Odd: YES I DO!!
Tamiya: Prove it, then.
Odd: *sighs* Okay. Well, back in season one, there was this one episode where Sissi stole Ulrich's diary and blackmailed him into going out with her. A demonic artificial intelligence called XANA took control of the bus, so we had to go to Lyoko and kill some bad guys and then Yumi found out where her diary was! She told me all about it. Well, after we RTTP'd. Using the STM. And ZPE. Whatever that is.
Milly and Tamiya: ......LIAR!!!! *snap pictures and run off*
Odd, thinking: I am SO gonna kill Heidi. How dare she read my diary...
Heh heh.
)'s other post gave me an idea.
Odd was walking along in the courtyard, bopping his head to that Subsonics song that apparently everyone in the universe is in love with. Suddenly, Milly and Tamiya confront him.
Milly: *shoves microphone in his face* Is it true?!
Odd: Um.. is what true?
Tamiya: That you secretly have a crush on Ulrich!!
Odd: WHAT?!?
Milly: You heard my counterpart with the cool video camera. Word around the school is that you have a diary with pictures of him in it and smoochies all over it and everything!
Odd: ((..oh, sh*t.)) Um, I have no idea what you're talking about.
Tamiya: Oh, don't deny it. We've got proof RIGHT HERE! *holds up pink diary with a big heart on the cover*
Odd: Hey! That's Sissi's diary, not mine!! ((YES!! *boogies*))
Milly: Oh yeah?!?! Well, how do you know?! And it says "Odd" right -here-!
Odd leans closer to the diary. Someone scribbled his name all over the cover. It looked suspiciously like his ex-girlfriend's handwriting.
Odd: Come on. That's so obviously fake! It's SISSI's!
Tamiya: You don't even know what her diary looks like. *zooms in*
Odd: YES I DO!!
Tamiya: Prove it, then.
Odd: *sighs* Okay. Well, back in season one, there was this one episode where Sissi stole Ulrich's diary and blackmailed him into going out with her. A demonic artificial intelligence called XANA took control of the bus, so we had to go to Lyoko and kill some bad guys and then Yumi found out where her diary was! She told me all about it. Well, after we RTTP'd. Using the STM. And ZPE. Whatever that is.
Milly and Tamiya: ......LIAR!!!! *snap pictures and run off*
Odd, thinking: I am SO gonna kill Heidi. How dare she read my diary...
Heh heh.
BEHHHH
by Skysong » Thu Dec 01, 2005 8:30 pm
Heh. That amuses me.
Odd: Please?
Urlich: No!
Odd: I need pudding!
Ulrich: You've had three already!
Odd: All right, you've forced me, Ulrich... *starts to sing, really loudly* JUST KEEP SWIMMING, JUST KEEP SWIMMING-
Ulrich: *screams, covers ears* Fine! Fine! It's yours! Just, for the love of GOD, SHUT *UP*!
Odd: Please?
Urlich: No!
Odd: I need pudding!
Ulrich: You've had three already!
Odd: All right, you've forced me, Ulrich... *starts to sing, really loudly* JUST KEEP SWIMMING, JUST KEEP SWIMMING-
Ulrich: *screams, covers ears* Fine! Fine! It's yours! Just, for the love of GOD, SHUT *UP*!
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Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by DeadViolet » Sat Dec 03, 2005 10:49 am
[quote="TB3"]
Odd: The name's bond, James Bond[/qoute]
my friend patrick allays has to go "james bond" on us at lunch. ALWAYS!
okay, heres one you may remember thats been fixed by me, haley! *grins evily*
nick: i am a sofisticated sex robot sent back from the future to the past to change the future of one lucky lady! *glomps erika-chan*
few hours later..... mya, kitty and brandon *hearing some moans and screams from nicks bed.* holy crap!!! are they doin what i think they doin!?
Odd: The name's bond, James Bond[/qoute]
my friend patrick allays has to go "james bond" on us at lunch. ALWAYS!
okay, heres one you may remember thats been fixed by me, haley! *grins evily*
nick: i am a sofisticated sex robot sent back from the future to the past to change the future of one lucky lady! *glomps erika-chan*
few hours later..... mya, kitty and brandon *hearing some moans and screams from nicks bed.* holy crap!!! are they doin what i think they doin!?
*I'm that one crazy girl formerly known as Misha*
by DeadViolet » Sat Dec 03, 2005 12:32 pm
cause he,s a hooker! whee!Your De-Virtualization wrote:o.O okay then.. um.... you know he wears short shorts for a reason, right?(lol jk)
*I'm that one crazy girl formerly known as Misha*
by DeadViolet » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:12 pm
god forbid that odd starts singin uma-numa yei! 
*I'm that one crazy girl formerly known as Misha*
by Darkborn » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:20 pm
*shudders* yea that would be bad.
Jeremie: hey Xana, wanna join up?
Xana: Why?
Jeremie: Um....I hate Aelita
Xana: Cool Beans, ok you can join the "Everyone hates Aelita club!"
Jeremie: Cool, who's in it
Xana: Me as the Leader...and..um..You
Jeremie: OMG! WE HAVE THE MOST PEOPLE EVA!
*Yay 900 Posts!*
Jeremie: hey Xana, wanna join up?
Xana: Why?
Jeremie: Um....I hate Aelita
Xana: Cool Beans, ok you can join the "Everyone hates Aelita club!"
Jeremie: Cool, who's in it
Xana: Me as the Leader...and..um..You
Jeremie: OMG! WE HAVE THE MOST PEOPLE EVA!
*Yay 900 Posts!*
by Skysong » Wed Dec 07, 2005 8:57 pm
Nurse Yolanda: Say it.
Odd: No!
Nurse: It'll make you feel better.
Odd: ...*mumbles* I'm a skinny studmuffin.
Nurse: Louder...
Odd: *yells* I'M A SKINNY STUDMUFFIN AND I LIKE IT!
Nurse: See?
Odd: No.
Sissi: *listening at the door* HA!
Odd: No!
Nurse: It'll make you feel better.
Odd: ...*mumbles* I'm a skinny studmuffin.
Nurse: Louder...
Odd: *yells* I'M A SKINNY STUDMUFFIN AND I LIKE IT!
Nurse: See?
Odd: No.
Sissi: *listening at the door* HA!
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Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
Panel from Wild Child 'cause the nosekiss was getting too weird.
by DeadViolet » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:15 pm
ha! oh, i got another one from tvtome! contains yaoi, and ulrich sayin hes gay. im gonna throw up! here it goes.......*gulp*:
herb: sissi, i dont like you. its nick i love. *herb and nick start to make passionate love* (toldya id be sick!
)
sissi: nooo! i love you herb! i really do!
ulrich: sissi, im gay. and its not soccer i like, its basketball.
herb: sissi, i dont like you. its nick i love. *herb and nick start to make passionate love* (toldya id be sick!
)
sissi: nooo! i love you herb! i really do!
ulrich: sissi, im gay. and its not soccer i like, its basketball.
*I'm that one crazy girl formerly known as Misha*
by Blue Armor Boy » Wed Dec 07, 2005 9:25 pm
The teacher: Now class what does that look like?
Odd: JO MAMMA!
Odd: JO MAMMA!
Chivalry ftw!
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