What to do in Wal-Mart...

[Reesane offline]

no. 29

Re-dress the manicens to your desier... Never done this, but I have seen other people do it... They got in sooo much truble..

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

NO! I understand that... It's just that I was referring to the post before yours, but your was admitted faster than mine. How'd you do that?

[Exploder offline]

no. 30 Sit and play the video games for about two hours and then ask the salespeople where the rest of your games are.


(This is the Games forum's 10,000th post!!!)

EDIT: Man, I posted like five seconds after the 10,000th post!!! AARGGGGHHGGHH!!

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

Tee hee, look in the fortune cookies!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Crudmuffin.

[YDV offline]

31. You walk in and the old guy that stands at the front door says "Welcome to Wal-mart." Five seconds later, you walk out and then come back in. And you beat him up for not welcoming you again (I've always wanted to do that..)

32. If it's a Supercenter, burst in and inform everyone that they just built a Megacenter with even lower prices. After everyone leaves to go find the non-existant store, laugh your head off.

33. Go around reading employees' name tags and laughing at them, no matter how normal the name sounds. "wtf, 'Joe'?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

34. Get on the microphone thing and start saying random "Cha Cha Slide" phrases. "To the left! To the right! Take it back now y'all! FREEZE! EVERYBODY CLAP YO' HANDS!!"

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

I LOVE THAT SONG!
*Starts dancing*

[xLyOkO mAsTeRx offline]

35. Leave a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restrooms.

36. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and say "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

37. Go up to the Service Clerk and ask if they can put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

38. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

39. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"

40. Go into the fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!"

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Oh my freakin' gaad. That was SO FUNNY!

[DarkestSoul X21 offline]

NUMBER 14 SOUNDS LIKE FUN!!!!

15. Start walking around and singing really loudly like you're a big superstar.
16. ((along with 15)) Pretend you're a famous singer.

I will sing Big Big Big Dance

[TL.]

41. Stand in the Games section for hours on end, stare at the low prices and laugh at the fact that in America, The Sims add on pack 'Living it up' is called 'Living Large'

I went to the Wal-Mart in St. Cloud, Florida while on hoilday. NEVER seen anything like it.

[YDV offline]

How is Living Large funny....?

42. Complain to the management that there's no smiley face in a Zorro outfit going around "slashing" prices.

[HominidFanatic offline]

43. Draw shadows under your eyes with mascara, then go to the checkout line carrying 40 boxes of sleep pills.

44. Tell the pharmacist you got shot, then ask them if they have a Band-Aid.

45. Sing your favorite TV theme song over the intercom.

One time I was in the store, and all of a sudden I hear:

Intercom: HAPPY BIRFDAY!

Me: Wtf?

[xLyOkO mAsTeRx offline]

46. Take pens from the school supplies section and go to the game aisle and take out a dart board and practice your target practice and only let other people play if they bring a guest.

47. Take a computer and a monitor from the electronics from the store across the street and walk into Wal-Mart asking where the outlets are.

48. Start jogging around with your friends and when you pass a person say "We're jogging around Wal-Mart to lose weight"

((HAHAHA trust me that last one I actually did Sunday at my friend's party! XD)

[MY85 offline]

49. On Halloween, go trick or treating at Wal-Mart as the Columbine Kids.

50. Wrestle with some friend around the store.

51. Play the Party Boy song (the guy from Jackass who strips for $1) and dance to the music as you strip...

Btw, good to see you back, Chibi. I hope you come more often, lol.

[xLyOkO mAsTeRx offline]

52. Go to the jewelry department and set the alarm clocks to go off at 5 minute intervals.

53. Walk up to every guy/girl (depending on your gender or sexuality) and say "I love you"

54. Stand outside with a sign reading "WILL GIVE FREE HUGS!"

[DeadViolet offline]

.

I will sing Big Big Big Dance

thats what my mother thought it was.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

55. Rob the place
56. Pelt rocks at everyone
57. Throw liquid nitrogin at the manager
58. pass yourself off as santa, for free money
59. use it as a nuclear bomb sight
60. house of extrordinary cats!
61. cat wars!
62. giant litter box pit of doooooooooooooom!!!!!!!
63. giant cat breeding!
64. watch cats do it
65. watch the cats break everything
66. watch the cats fly off the ceiling fans

[Saphire-089 offline]

55. Rob the place
56. Pelt rocks at everyone
57. Throw liquid nitrogin at the manager
58. pass yourself off as santa, for free money
59. use it as a nuclear bomb sight
60. house of extrordinary cats!
61. cat wars!
62. giant litter box pit of doooooooooooooom!!!!!!!
63. giant cat breeding!
64. watch cats do it
65. watch the cats break everything
66. watch the cats fly off the ceiling fans

You must like cats.

67.Bring in your dog, and let him loose!

[Agent_Marquez offline]

55. Rob the place
56. Pelt rocks at everyone
57. Throw liquid nitrogin at the manager
58. pass yourself off as santa, for free money
59. use it as a nuclear bomb sight
60. house of extrordinary cats!
61. cat wars!
62. giant litter box pit of doooooooooooooom!!!!!!!
63. giant cat breeding!
64. watch cats do it
65. watch the cats break everything
66. watch the cats fly off the ceiling fans

68. Show Anger Management Therapy advertising sessions.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

69. shoot everybody
70. ride a lawn mower around
71. tie a giant fan to an inner tube to go hover-tube-fanning!
72. beat everyone with 2x4's
73. use it as a meeting place for us LF's
74. Pokeland!
75. KILLER KAT TRAINING!
76. ROBO KAT
77. Bazooka the machines!
78. Let a kabillion of xana controlled rats loose
79. pie sledding!
80. use it as a virtual universe

[xLyOkO mAsTeRx offline]

81. Pass off as a fortune teller and give off fake fortune.

Edit from The Mod: Fixed the number.

[Darkborn offline]

82. Eat the Wal-mart!

Edit from The Mod: Fixed the number thing.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

69. Pass off as a fortune teller and give off fake fortune.

78. Eat the Wal-mart!

NO NO NO!!!!

Masterx's is 81

Darkborn is 82!

[MY85 offline]

Thanks for pointing that out, Blue Armor Boy.

83) Use a pogo stick around the sectors of Wal-Mart.