The Vending Machine

[2 the infirmary! offline]

the machine auditions you for american idol. and you lose...


i put in an imaginary number (the square root of -4)

[TB3]

The machine warps and alters reality via all the scanner and computer components that've been put in it to a point that the square root of -4 is a real number.

I put in a nuclear fuel-rod...

[Exploder offline]

You get an army agent who promptly pops out to look for other nuclear fuel rods.

I put in a dust speck...

[animenologist offline]

You get a dust bunny.

I put in a light bulb.

[Jazzy Josh offline]

You get Thomas Edison's Corpse

I insert a partrige in a pear tree

[Darkborn offline]

you get 5 new born Queens


I place in 4 Zerglings Swarming.

[Jazzy Josh offline]

You get three Shotgun Shells

I insert 2 huntin' dogs

[Jazzy Josh offline]

Since It's my topic:

You get some parts to a mustang GT

I insert 6 cans of spam

[Chad Rains offline]

You get 5 flannel shirts.

I put in 4 big mud tires.

hehe. i love that song.

[Jazzy Josh offline]

(is it Big Mud tires or Pickup tires)

you get 12 packs of Bud

I insert 11 Wraslin' tickets

[Stonecreek]

You get 10 'a Copenhagen

I put in 9 years' probation...

[Jazzy Josh offline]

(this post fits perfectly, because you put in 9 years probation:)

you get 8 table dancers

I insert 7 packs of Red Man

I'm personally glad that we've gotton of track a bit to a touch of BKO

[Stonecreek]

You get six cans of Spam.

I'd put in five flannel shirts, but we started in the middle, so I put in the John Denver and the Muppets Christmas Album...

[Jazzy Josh offline]

You get four pickup tires, three shotgun shells, two huntin' dogs, (Grandly)

AND SOME PARTS TO A MUSTANG GT

I insert Jeff Foxworthy

[Stonecreek]

You get a joke run into the ground (I explained my reasons for deviating from the song, didn't I? Itr was earlier in the thread they were mentioned.)

I put in an anger management therapist...

[Reesane offline]

You get an Office Vodo Kit!
I put in my snapel cap coletion(sp)...

[animenologist offline]

A man in a giant fruit suit jumps out.

I put in a large pizza with the works.

[TL.]

You get the pizza back, covered in bite marks

I put in TB3 (Who is home now. YAY! )

[Stonecreek]

You get a PAR-TAY!

I put in eggnog...

[Jazzy Josh offline]

you get gongge

I insert Adam Savage

[michaeldim offline]

You get Jamie Hyneman and Buster

I put in Richard Dean Anderson.

[Jazzy Josh offline]

You get Buster's Stunt doubles (the family)

I insert a Christmas tree

[Darkborn offline]

You get the decorations but no tree


I place in my friend whos nickname is "Tree"

[Stonecreek]

You get your friend back wrapped in lights and garland.

I put myself in to hide from finals...

P.S. - Darkborn, your sig's stretching the page a bit. I like it, but maybe cut one of the images out.

[TB3]

The machine spits you back out, and as you look up in horror, spews out a enless stream of exam papers, number 2 pencils, and examination supervisors.

I feed in your utter pwndness!