The Strange Sayings and Oxymorons Game

[Hopperlyoko offline]

Okay, so the basic rules of this game is to try to think up of a strange saying or an oxymoron.
For example...

jumbo shrimp
or
If love is supposed to be blind...then how can you see it at first sight?

[Darkborn offline]

If God is love, and love is blind, and Stevie Wonder is also blind, does that make Stevie Wonder, God?

General Specific
Private Public
Major Pain
Lisa Rental
(cookie for anyone who knows what cartoon those names are from lol)

[Hopperlyoko offline]

hehe...good one

We know that fish can breathe under water. But...if we can't, how do we know that they can?

[Darkborn offline]

This is what my 9th grade Science teacher would always say

"No Cheating, I don't want to see any Italian eyes. I don't want to see them Roman"

Also to help us remember some of the elements we played a joke game

"What do you call an Ancient Roman on the Graveyard shift? a Night-Trojan" Nitrogen hehe.

[Hopperlyoko offline]

hehe...

If Jimmy cracked corn, and nobody cares, why do they sing about it?

[Max Gene offline]

I can't believe you missed

Microsoft Works

[Reesane offline]

I can't believe you missed

Microsoft Works

*Laughs so hard she falls out of chair*

If your dummer than a moron, does that make you a lesson? (Dubble Joke!)

[Hopperlyoko offline]

what about

awefully smart

pretty ugly

awefully pretty

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Hippocrite: Someone whol loves then kicks hippopottamussi

While weating a purple raincoat and a poncho, I clogged the president's toilet and shot myself into a bank out of a cannon. I then escaped to Mooselicmcguntic, Maine, where I hid in Yolanda's prune store. But I left my Boxer Shorts and my fez.

[Skysong offline]

Oxymoron #114: Cafeteria food.

[MalikDrako offline]

can anyone guess what language this is in?
Festina lente

[Arcalyth offline]

If God is love, and love is blind, and Stevie Wonder is also blind, does that make Stevie Wonder, God?

General Specific
Private Public
Major Pain
Lisa Rental
(cookie for anyone who knows what cartoon those names are from lol)

Sheep in the big city.

Programmers don't die, they just get lost in proccessing.
We all have mental problems, it's just that some of us choose to show them.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
If your dog is fat, you're nt getting enough exercise.
A celebrity is a person wh oworks hard all their life to get well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
When someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to dribble a football.
There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

-Halo

[Darkborn offline]

Cookie for you Halo! uh oh Xana/jeremie is mad at me for taking his Cookie!

[Arcalyth offline]

Mmm. Cookie. AH CRAP IT'S A XANA COOKIE! (explodes)

-Halo

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

It was a newie cookie!

Two mor: *Sorry, i lost count.*
Newbie cooies
sea cucumbers.
An avalance filled with santa-clones= A Yule Tide.
Yeah, I've watched the tick ince I was three. So kill me.

[DeadViolet offline]

inuyasha has rabies!!!!!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

???
I had rabies when I was little an I was on the quarantine list and so I couldn't bute ayone for six years.
And even still I occasionally get these foamy spasms...*Twitch*

[Reesane offline]

Join the SAA, Scientists(sp) Against Acronyms!

Civil War

[DeadViolet offline]

dadgum yankees!!!(im confedarete!)

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

A shrimp tie in french: Un crevette cravatte.

The singer cher in french: Expensive
'To look' in french: Chercher
To look like cher[or expensive]: ChercherCher

[Yumi52Ishiyama offline]

A shrimp tie in french: Un crevette cravatte.

The singer cher in french: Expensive
'To look' in french: Chercher
To look like cher[or expensive]: ChercherCher

Don't make fun of my grandma's cousin's daughter!

[2 the infirmary! offline]

My top 10 as of 12-24-05

10: Procrastinators unite tomorrow!
9: It takes a heap of sense to write good nonsense. - mark twain
8: oxymoron: That is a definite maybe.
7: Oxymoron: She was the closest by far.
6: Oxymoron: That drug is somewhat leathal.
5:One martini is all right, two is two many, three is not enough. - james thurber
4: Oxymoron: all of our food has been freezer-burned!
3: I liked myself better when I wasn't me.
2: People have one thing in common: They are all different. - robert zend
and 1: Sanity is madness put to good uses. - george santayana

They are all very, very clever. I will find more, too.

[Darkborn offline]

"There are things that you will never see...like seeing someone taking a s**t at full speed!"- George Carlin

[5188148 offline]

Half a Russian hair is worth two Poles
Have hogs eaten here or have Lithuanians feasted here?

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

[quote My dad:] Twit: A writer's term for a pregnant goldfish.[/quote]
? I never woulda guessed. BAB, you're a twit. HA!