Post all your funny songs here

[Lyokofreak offline]

***Welcome to the childrens ANTI-Drug PARADE***
*Your three and four year old's will sing a song about no drugs and god*

I am god's somebody
I am god's somebody,

I am god's somebody,
I do not take drugs.

I do not smoke cigarretes
and i do not take crack
Marijuana i dont take for it just sets me back

I do not drink alchohol or shoot drugs in my vein,
for i am gods somebody in my heart and in my brain
***END***

Kid Audience
adult audience

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This really happened, it was so funny i almost peed myself

Why did they make those little kids sing that?!?!?

[DeadViolet offline]

this is a song my frend justin made! its called "special fred". youll see why:

when i was just a boy of ten,
i had a very best friend
his name was fred
and he was just a little bit special
[chorus]
special fred, oh special fred
momma dropped him on his head
now she keeps him in da shed
cuz hes just a little bit special!

i have frends, hang out at malls
fred runs headfirst into walls
i have girls and lots of clothes
fred has names for all his toes
but he is my best fend of all!
[chorus]

when we wer playing in the shed
fred hit me on the head
now i realized he had made me special to!
now i laff as i count bugs
and give strangers great big hugs
now am special too!!!
[reapeat chorus 1x]

[Reesane offline]

Pyco Chicken!
cis ci say? (need to learn how that's spelt)
Rurn run run away

(Chicken noises for chorus)

Phyco Chicken!
Just insane! ....

[Kita K. offline]

My friend came up with this about 2 years ago. It's not too funny...but it's...enigmatic...I still cant believe I remember it all.

Suffocation, mental retardation.
Suffocation, if you want to play.

Put a bag/On your head/Go to sleep/Wake up dead

Suffocation, mental retardation.
Suffocation, if you want to play.

He needs to start reading books.