The Vending Machine

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

You get nothing.

I put in a ball of pink jello...

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

You get a dead tree

I put in a cracker

[TB3]

You get a hat, a toy and a joke.

I put in this joke: Who's the most famous woman in America?...Mrs. Sippi (Har, har...har. actually got this one in a Christmas cracker)...

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

You get a plate of chineese crispy orange chicken. When you're done eating, you open the fortune cookie. It reads:
"That wasn't chicken."

I put in your food poisoning...

[TB3]

And get back a certificate of good-health from the Bailrigg Health Centre (my campus doctors) - I only ate the veg.

I put in all the festive cheer from the last month...

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

You get the drunken hangovers from yesterday.

I accidentally had a sip of my mother's wine, and I passed out.

I put in my depression meds...

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

You get very happy meds

I put in my pet fishie

cmon bacon!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

I'm sorry, did you say your fishes name is Bacon?

Eh, you get my cousin's fish which we're fish-sitting, (Which is rediculous because zll he does is swim and eat, and he does not sit.) Lil' B.

I put in his medical fish food:

*I have never met a fish that takes anti-depressants until now.*

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

You get medical waste

I put in that drawing of you

No! I wanted bacon to come out, my fish is named Fred

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

HA! Sarrie, but...

You get Fred the fish, mad of BACON!

There. You got Fred, and the bacon!

I put in my shovel, wait a minute!
I put in a mix between my shovel and BAB's mallot.

[2 the infirmary! offline]

you get a virus!!!! Xt!$!$628$84%8325$$ rtt$582yU960 %6% &3652*()r/d:565///&&&///

Just kidding
You get a n00b enchilada


I give the machine a hug.

[TB3]

The machine gives you a kiss, then bashes you with a wrench, and finally shakes your hand.

I put in etc.

[2 the infirmary! offline]

you get the rest of the word etcetera. (it thinks it is a fair trade...)


I put in Neils Bohr...

[TB3]

You get the 'Boring World of Neils Bohr', except this show has been cancelled - instead we have 'When Dinosaurs get Drunk!' (Yes I watch the Simpsons)!

I put in Robert Underdunk Terwilliger, aka. Sideshow Bob...

[2 the infirmary! offline]

You get the rest of the republican party!!! Mahok!!!!

I put in "Bleeding gums" Murphy.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

you get no-gums Damipe!
(My grandfather...)

I put in the super glue that I sent Odd and he glued Sissy to the ceiling with it...

[TB3]

You get a bouble psot by TB3!

I put in Darth Vader...

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

You get Marth Mader

I put in food

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

You get sprayed by water.

I put in, eh, yellow gatorade!

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

You get an enchilada

I put in the 3 flavors of ice cream

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

You get a broken one and an old baskin robins cup.

I put in, eh, the hero who's name is a hipocrite! (Robin, duh...)

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

You get chinpokomon

I put in hoo-ville

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

You get Taomon!

I put in a bad digimon/lyoko crossover...

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

You get Oddmon

I put in the reason why all the digimon end in 'mon'

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

You get me hugging Oddmon, and some japanese guy saying it's short for digital monsters. Just as pokemon is pocket monsters. With dislexic spellings.

I put in, eh Kiweemon!