Funny Fake Season 3 Rumors and Spoilers (game-like)

[McTrooper offline]

I've done this game-like thread on other message boards for other shows with great success, so I thought I'd give this a try here.

Here is the idea:

Make up funny fake spoilers for Code Lyoko Season 3.

What ever you can imagine that might be funny?
Episode titles, fake summaries, rumors, and Quotes / Dialogue.
Or anything else that fits in.

Oh, and feel free to expand on other people's jokes too.

Here's a template you can copy and paste:
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Episode:

Summary:

Rumor:

Quotes:

Dialogue:
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Here is my submission.
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Episode: Penguin Attack

Summary: Xana possesses all the Penguins at the Zoo and sends them marching on Kadic.

Quotes / Dialogue:
Jeremie: When you said Xana sent Penguins to attack the school I was expecting an army of PC's running Linux.
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Odd: Xana must think killing us is a formal occasion.
Ulrich: What do you mean Odd?
Odd: Well they are all dressed in tuxedos.

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Rumor: A new non-human character will be added next season. It is a mutant block of cheese from the school cafeteria. And an untitled episode may feature Odd being tempted to use the talking cheese to cheat on his math tests.

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Episode: Kiwi Quits

Summary: The gang is shocked to discover Kiwi has a smoking problem.
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. . .

So do you get the idea? Have fun, be creative and remember that this isn't in the over 13 section.

[Taelia offline]

O.....kay....

Whoa, those are stupid.

[McTrooper offline]

O.....kay....

Whoa, those are stupid.

Uhmm . . I'm not sure you get the idea.

I made up those fake rumors and spoilers.

You can join in the fun and make up your own fake Season 3 Fake rumors.

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Episode: Grand Theft Jeremie

Summary: Xana sucks Jeremie into a computer game where he has to be a bad guy to win.

Scene: Jeremie blows up post office and says: That will teach you to raise the price of stamps two cents.

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Episode: Just Another Boring day at Kadic

Summary: Xana sends robots to dig underneath the school so it will fall into the ground.

Quotes:
Odd: Seems like Xana is trying to dig his way out of trouble.

Scene: Jeremie invents a robot to destroy all of Xana's robots. On the computer interface it looks like he's playing Dig Dug.

[Taelia offline]

Actually, those are pretty funny.

[Mewberries151]

This is a really interesting idea! Shouldn't this be in Games though...although it is CL Discussion to (episode ideas...)...hmmm ^^;

And Taelia...please don't be rude about others' ideas...especially when they're not to be taken seriously (as with this thread). No idea bashing okay?

<b>Edit</b> Going to move this to Games, okay? I'll leave a shadow thread in case it's missed. ^_^

[MGBlueFox offline]

Fun!

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Episode: Matter Over Mind

Summary: XANA possesses a bottle og glue and forces it to glue blunt objects on everyone's head at Kadic.

Rumor: XANA will acctually succede with his plan.

Quotes:
Odd: Man, why does my head feel so heavy..?
Ulrich: Maybe it's because a frying pan is glued to your head...
Jeremie: How can a frying pan even fit on his head?

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[Darkborn offline]

Episode: Sky High Dream

Summary: Xana creates a Wumbo Ray to make his monsters bigger, but missess and makes a 50ft Aelita! (cookie for anyone that remembers that conversation a long time ago)

Rumor: Aelita becomes the Jolly Pink Giantess

Quotes/Dialogue: Jeremie: Holy f***!
Odd: How's the weather up there, Aelita?

[Odd675 offline]

haha xD
there!

Episode: Code Lyoko is DOOM?

Summary: Jeremie is trapped on Odd's game: DOOM 3, when he was just repair the last scanner where Odd begins installing DOOM 3 on Supercomputer (by minium system requiriments)..Jeremie got transferred by accident to that game, being as the principal character

Quotes: Jeremie: Oh..*viewing the new BFG 9000* this is the real Big F*****g Gun? it's veery BIG!

Dialogue:
*at the super computer room*
Odd: hohoho *Odd playing the beginning of the game DOOM 3*
Ulrich: hey, where's Jeremie?

*In the game, Jeremie discovers his face on the mirror, of the bathroom*
Jeremie*speakers*: hey guys..
Odd: Jeremie..
Ulrich: hmm? where are you?
Odd: o_oU thats rare..
Jeremie*speakers*: look at super computer (i mean screen)! It is your fault that you sent to me in that game, idiot Odd!
Odd*viewing the screen*: o_o what? you're the character? o_o i'm controlling you!

[Exploder offline]

I remember 50foot Aelita lol

Episode: Just Messing Around

Plot: A week long vacation has arrived. With XANA released into the world, the team transfers to Lyoko. Jeremie hacks the system and makes them have infinite life points. They spend their entire vacation screwing around in Lyoko, like jumping off mountains and crashing their vehicles into walls. Jeremie alters physics so they can float (like in A Fine Mess when the gravity in the room in Sector 5 is altered). They are having waaaaay too much fun when Jeremie suddenly remembers about XANA.
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Quotes:

Jeremie: OH S***!!! WE FORGOT ABOUT XANA!!!
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Odd: WHEEEE!!!! (while jumping off mountains)
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Ulrich: Now I can finally fly without antidepressants!!!

[YDV offline]

Hahaha!! I liked DB's the best

Episode name: Music to my ears (eh.)

Summary: XANA takes over the RIA...F... and destroys the entire music industry, so the school votes/forces the gang to become a singing group. With Ulrich as the leader.

Rumor: Aelita can sing like Aretha Franklin

Quotes: "R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Find out what it means to me!"

Dialogue:

Jeremie: Can I be the DJ?

Everyone: NOO!!!

Jeremie: Oh, come on! Aelita's not the only one who can do it! You believe in me, right?

*cricket cricket*

Hehe... yeah that was kinda sucky.

[Stonecreek]

Episode Name: XANA's Day Off

Summary: FErris Bueller, only with XANA sending a polymorph to Kadic to play the part.

Rumor: Is XANA the most popular kid in the school or what?

Quote: Mrs. Hertz - "XANA, XANA?"

Dialogue: XANA - "What're you still doing here? Shoo, go away!"

[McTrooper offline]

. . .
Ulrich: Now I can finally fly without antidepressants!!!

I misread that line:

Ulrich: Now I can finally fly without antiperspirant.

I literal lol

[Reesane offline]

Episode Name: XANA's piss

Summary: XANA's first day in human form, which he got by black mailing Jeremie. However.....

Quote:
1. Jeremie- I knew i was forgeting something!
2. Odd- Why do I have to be the one tolit traning XANA?!
3. XANA- Two questions: Where is the bathroom and how do i use it?

Rumor: XANA has a pict. of Jeremie in a barnie suit.

This is tereble, isn't it?

[5188148 offline]

Episode: Cricket

Summary: Aelita takes a sudden interest in cricket and somehow convinces the whole group to play. While in the third day of a match, XANA attacks and Odd is trapped with nothing but a cricket bat to take on a creeper and a roachster. He finally palms the roachster and self pitches it and then hits it at then creeper. The lazer goes everywhere, wiping out the creeper.

XANA then takes an interest in the sport and challenges the gang to a match for the fate of the Earth: at the Lord's Cricket Grounds during the week of the Ashes, which he accurately sees as a "high point" in time and space for the sport, fitting of such a match. What he doesn't realize is the effort it takes to even delay the Ashes by a few days.

With some help from the former virus, they get access to the grounds and play in front of the whole Commonwealth and a few to boot against....a team of monsters?

Quotes: "If we're playing cricket against tarantulas, doesn't that make it tarantula?" -Odd
"The world's fate will be decided by the ability of a purple-clad jokester, a depressed jock, a pocket protector-wearing, transparent-eyelidded nerd, a chick from another world and a gothic Japanese to hit a small rubber ball with a modified two-by-four." -Yumi

Rumor: XANA will invent a game called "Tarantula" and spread it around the world, then use it to destroy that world.

[McTrooper offline]

. .

This is tereble, isn't it?

No. I think it's funny that Xana would become human and put aside his evil plans to answer the call of nature.

Keep throwing stuff at the wall and see what sticks.

P.S. You might want to Copy n Paste your stuff into MS Word to do a spell check. It's what I do all the time.

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Edit: Cricket is pretty funny too This is a lot of fun

[Odd675 offline]

I've got a idea :3!

Episode: The Personality of Odd was changed!

Summary: Odd's personality was changed in the last night, by a very rare dream.. In the next day, our friends was very amazing the new outfit of Odd and haircut..he was soo very like Killua from HunterxHunter

Quotes:
~Ulrich: What are you doing with Yumi?!
~ Odd *looking at Ulrich's face*: Just nothing..i'm crush on Yumi..now *Odd's eyes was changed like as animal*

[Odd675 offline]

Other Idea very funny! hahaha!

Episode: Yumi and Ami in Code Lyoko?

Summary: Ami and Yumi got transferred to other dimension changing to Yumi and Aelita to world of Yumi and Ami..Will they can understand Jeremie, Odd and Ulrich?..

Quotes:
~Yumi (Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi) talking to Ulrich: Hey Ulrich! you're cute guy i've seen !
~ Ami: No Mine!
Ami and Yumi:
Ulrich*confused*: Jeremie! Help me to rid these girls! !

[DeadViolet offline]

I love your siggy, bizz! its da almighty llama song!!! IT'S MINE, YA HEAR, MINE!!!

[McTrooper offline]

Episode: Yumi's Song

Summary: Xana turns Yumi into one of those animitronic singing stuffed toys. She is zapped into a French Toy's R's Store next to the plastic French Bread and plastic French Fries.

Quotes:
Toy Yumi: This is the song, La la la la, Yumi's song. La la la la, La la la la, Yumi's song.

[McTrooper offline]

Episode: Xana's Arcade

Summary: Xana take's control of Odd's Gameboy and brings the games to life.

Quotes:

Odd: Oh no, that's the Ninja's from Ninja Farmer 3!

[Hidushikai offline]

Episode: The Throwdown

Summary: Yumi confesses her love for whoever everyone thinks she likes and it ruins everything.

Rumor: It shows her and him doing it

Quotes: Yumi: "I shouldnt have done it so soon!"

Dialogue: I cant figure out what this is.

[Darkborn offline]

Episode: Your momma

Summary: Odd keeps on making "Your momma" jokes

Rumor: Odds "Momma" Comes to see him

Quotes: Odd: "Your Momma's so ugly, Herve would go out with her in a heartbeat!"
Odd: "Your Momm-"
Ulrich: "STOP IT!"
Odd:" No.....YOUR MOTHER!"

[Hidushikai offline]

Sounds like something that would happen to me.

[LoVeIsBeAuTiFuL offline]

Episode: Dance Dance!

Summary: Xana took control of the background music

Rumor: Xana a green day and Alicai Keys fan

Quotes:

Odd: This my song *dances*

Ulrich: Its Mary J. Byaige

[Lani offline]

Episode: Catnipped

Summary: After XANA escapes the supercompy, Jeremie finds some ingenious way to merge the special abilities of the team's Lyoko avatars with their human selves, so the fight against XANA on Earth is ten times easier. So now, Ulrich can run really really fast, Yumi has telekenisis, Aelita can... uh... um... I don't know, and Odd has cat-like abilities. But Odd's abilities aren't the only cat-like things to kick in...

Rumor: Odd grows ears and tail. WHEE!

Quotes-
Art teacher person: Today class, we'll be learning how to knit. Knitting may seem like it's for old people, but in fact it can be... Della Robbia! What on earth are you doing?!
Odd: *playing with the yarn* Nya~ =^o^=

Kiwi: ARF! *growls*
Odd: *hisses*


Nyerk. >3