What to do in Wal-Mart...

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

121) If you're a blond, dance around in a yellow and red pjama set, with headphones and scream :
"It's a pop-rock revolutions!"

I almost did that once.

123) If you're also a blond, run up to those food place things and when they ask you what you want scream "Meatballs and gravy!" At them and run away and run into a wall.

Another thing I did. On a dare.

[That Guy In Everclear offline]

Here's the real #123.

123) Steal the XBOX 360 out of its display shelp

124) Tell them to sell albums with the Parental Advisory sticker on it.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

So what if I can't count?

Things to do in Wal-Mart/Sams Club:

124) Run around screaming saying the store is being infected by giant hersheys chocolate Kisses.
(They are now SEVEN DOLLARS!)

125) Flirt with the cute russian guy, and when he asks in broken english what you're doing, slap him.

[5188148 offline]

126. Hug everyone in sight
127. Put a CD with "Break, break, breakdance" and "A world without sin" in every single version ever made (English, French, Spanish, and remixes) in a CD player and then climb to the top shelf and put the CD player on full blast, out of sight from the ground.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

A world without sin

[Bloodmaker2 offline]

Sorry if i got some that u guys did (these came from sites(im not creative enough))
128.Run up to an employee (preferrebly a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him " I need some tampons!!"
129.Try on bras over top of your clothes.
130.Play with the automatic doors.
131. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
132.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.
133.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
134.TP as much of the store as possible while running from security.
135.While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
136.Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.
137.Two words: "Marco Polo."
138.Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department.
139.Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out
140.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
141.Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
142.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
143.Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
144.Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
145.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.
146.Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors.
147.When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal
148.Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and
when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right dammit!!" Make a scene
149.As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them.
150.Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet
section, etc

(Off topic)(thought they would be funny)
Things to do at the drive thru line at McDonals

Order a whole list of items and then pull out of the line. Watch thier face(person behind you) as the window person asks for their payment.
Go to an old drive thru and put scotch tape on the microphone(dont order or say anything). Pull out of line. Watch the next person yell at the speaker.

[DeadViolet offline]

151: put a apple on lawaway(my friend lindsay did that)

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

152. Sleep on top of the shelves

[KayLenny#7 offline]

153. Hug a guy your age and say "Grandpa, where have you been these last 20 years?!"

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

154. Get a tarp, and throw it over people when they walk by

[Tizzy offline]

155. Greet someone by saying this "Hello Sir (Or Madam), You have won a prize because you were the 12th person to enter the store!", and throw a tomatoe at them.

[KayLenny#7 offline]

156. Take the instruments out of their boxes and make a temporary band with your friends so that you can play as loudly as possible and drive people out of the store. (Boxed drum set, yummeh.)

[hipster gunfight offline]

I know this is a bit off topic but i've gotten into the P.A. system at a wal-mart near me, i went there an hour before i called to get a soda and passed by the games area and talked to a guy named frank then i left and called then got a hold of frank and told him i was john in sporting goods and I messed up and got the wrong extension and if he could patch me into the P.A. and he did, he had even heard my voice before hand and I still got in it was kinda funny i was cut off before i could do anything good, but to get back on topic i've done #7 and #10.

[Lyokofreak offline]

Me no's 3, 5 and 7

[sweetness101 offline]

157.bring some nasty cds, ie, unpredictible, candyshop, laffy taffy okay yall get it and go to the stereos and blast all of them to as high as they go while wearing your pajamas, christmas hat, and eating ice cream and playing air guitar.

158. Go to the toy section dressed like santa and start opening all of the toys and play with them in the middle of summer.

159. go to the food section dressed like the Easter bunny and eat all of the chocolate pudding.

160. go to all of the men's carts and put pads and tampons when they aint looking.

161. Dress up like a banana and start singing i believe i can fly into a banana.

[sweetness101 offline]

did i scare all of you? sorry

[Hopperlyoko offline]

158. Dress up in a bananna suit, and sing "It's peanut butter jelly time!"

[sweetness101 offline]

162. Start singing to all of the appliences while dressed up as Cinderella.

[Reesane offline]

163. Use Halloween decor to build a shrine. Sacrofice an idiot to the god of stupidety on it.

[5188148 offline]

These are histerical

164. Grab a random paperback and start pretending to read it while bumping into things, then when people complain, say "Sssh, this is a library"

[Stonecreek]

165. Reorganize the shelves by color instead of product.
166. Prop open all of the freezer doors so the food doesn't 'catch cold'

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

167. Take some mustard, and squirt it on everybody

[hipster gunfight offline]

178. Try to build a super computer out of the computer section in wal-mart.

[YDV offline]

179. Bust that super computer with a hammer and try to get your money back

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

170. Put up roadblocks everywhere