Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[MY85 offline]

The deadline is Wednesday. And screamy typos are my trademark. I''ll just use them a little less...

oh. You're a mod. Maybe...yeah. I'll limit myself to three times a month or something.

Okay... I didn't say "three times a month". Just that it's a bit annoying to me. There's a section where you could do those screamy typos, but you can access it if you're 13 years old. You're still 12, right?

[Carth]

The deadline is Wednesday. And screamy typos are my trademark. I''ll just use them a little less...

oh. You're a mod. Maybe...yeah. I'll limit myself to three times a month or something.

Okay... I didn't say "three times a month". Just that it's a bit annoying to me. There's a section where you could do those screamy typos, but you can access it if you're 13 years old. You're still 12, right?

Okay. Yes, I'm still 12. I will be for another...four months, 26 days, three minutes, and 26 seconds. Yes, I actually counted.

So...I get to do screamy typos in BKO once it's been that long! Yay! And I told myself I'd never go in there. Pah. Pah, I say.

In an attempt to get back on topic, I will do some noncounting cappies!

1.

Jimbo: Odd...you have a big, ugly pimple on your forehead.

2.

Odd: The hand...so horrible...must not...stare at...the HAND!

3.

Jeremie: Why, oh WHY did I buy a Windows computer?

[MY85 offline]

The deadline is Wednesday. And screamy typos are my trademark. I''ll just use them a little less...

oh. You're a mod. Maybe...yeah. I'll limit myself to three times a month or something.

Okay... I didn't say "three times a month". Just that it's a bit annoying to me. There's a section where you could do those screamy typos, but you can access it if you're 13 years old. You're still 12, right?

Okay. Yes, I'm still 12. I will be for another...four months, 26 days, three minutes, and 26 seconds. Yes, I actually counted.

So...I get to do screamy typos in BKO once it's been that long! Yay! And I told myself I'd never go in there. Pah. Pah, I say.

You can do other fun stuff at BKO. I can PM you and offer samples if you want to, Carth.

[Jazzy Josh offline]

#1
Jim: Kiwi is now MY dog!!!!!!! I love him, yes I do, yes i do, I wov this coot doggie....
Kiwi: Odd....I despise you!!!!!!!!!!

#2
Sissi: Look at my beauty
Odd: IIIIIITTTTTT BBBBBBBBBBBBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!

#3
*Jeremie looks at the above photo*
Jerermie: *right after he has wore the helmet it Temptation" That's funny. *he can't laugh*

[magnus4001 offline]

#1

Jim: Della-Robbia, give me that dog! You know pets aren't allowed on campus. You''ll have to be severely punished for having one.

Odd: So, let me get this straight: people who have pets at the school get punished.

Jim: Yes. Severely.

Odd: MR. DELMAS! JIMâ€

[Carth]

They make the bar, hollow it out, and then inject little caramel seeds...

Honestly, I don't know.

[McTrooper offline]

#2
Tired of being hit on by Odd Jenny decided to hit back.

[TB3]

Well here's my submissions - can I have the next round please?

Oh, and there's a continual narrative.

1.
ODD: Noooooooooo - you can't take away my puppy!
JIM: Odd you know full well that bestiality is immoral and iilegal - we're taking Kiwi where you can't hurt him any more.

2.
YUMI: Odd you sicko! I thought you were my friend, and all this time you were...degrading Kiwi. I HATE YOU!
(she bitch-slaps him and Odd reels away. Yumi leans in for another and suddenly Sissi grabs her hand)
SISSI: NO YUMI! No. Don't hate him - he's not the agressor - he's the victim. A victim...of purple.
ODD (demented): I need another puppy - here Kiwi, Kiwi - come to Odd - you want a nice sausage right Kiwi?
SISSI: We should pity him.

(melancholic music plays)

3.
JEREMIE (to audience): This is just one of the many and shocking cases that result from the wearing of purple. The parents of the world must learn when clothing their toddlers that purple is not merely a colour, it is a defining element in a person's phsyche - leading to voyerism, bestiality, and cat-like mutations.

Please please please - to save another child from being forced to wear purple, email us today and donate!

purple_rapists@kadic_scam.fr

One simple email can make so much difference. Today, save another life - and further line our pockets.

THE END

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Well that was lame.

[Stonecreek]

Yuo realize that a quarter of us have used this theme this round? Good captions nonetheless, but it makes judging hard.

[YDV offline]

Well here's my submissions - can I have the next round please?

Oh, and there's a continual narrative.

1.
ODD: Noooooooooo - you can't take away my puppy!
JIM: Odd you know full well that bestiality is immoral and iilegal - we're taking Kiwi where you can't hurt him any more.

2.
YUMI: Odd you sicko! I thought you were my friend, and all this time you were...degrading Kiwi. I HATE YOU!
(she bitch-slaps him and Odd reels away. Yumi leans in for another and suddenly Sissi grabs her hand)
SISSI: NO YUMI! No. Don't hate him - he's not the agressor - he's the victim. A victim...of purple.
ODD (demented): I need another puppy - here Kiwi, Kiwi - come to Odd - you want a nice sausage right Kiwi?
SISSI: We should pity him.

(melancholic music plays)

3.
JEREMIE (to audience): This is just one of the many and shocking cases that result from the wearing of purple. The parents of the world must learn when clothing their toddlers that purple is not merely a colour, it is a defining element in a person's phsyche - leading to voyerism, bestiality, and cat-like mutations.

Please please pleas - to save another child from being forced to wear purple, email us today and donate!

purple_rapists@kadic_scam.fr

One simple email can make so much difference. Today, save another life - and further line our pockets.

THE END

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Well that was lame.

xDD; oooh, We've got a theme here! Bravo.

[TB3]

If my posts sound similar to anyone elses I'm sorry - as I honestly have not read any of the other posts.

Sorry if I've unintentionally ripped you off.

[Taelia offline]

I can't click on most of the pictures. Codelyoko.fr must fix their broken links.

[Carth]

And...teh contesta is over! Results...sometime this night.

[TB3]

Who's next again?

[Taelia offline]

Awww...it's over already? In any case, I got one!

[Stonecreek]

Doesn't quite go like that. You need a set of three pics. Keep that one though. Great possibilites lie in it. I think TB3 is interested in doing the next round, anyway. Call dibs after him.

[Taelia offline]

Caption 1

SISSI: Hey, Odd? Is it okay if I sleep with you tonight? XANA just invaded my room.

ODD: Oh, sure. You can. ^_^

SISSI: I'm just about to change into my pajamas.

ODD: Hmmm. Can I watch?

SISSI: Sure.

Caption 2

JEREMIE: Since we didn't fix the super-scan, we have no other choice. We've got to launch a return in time.

ODD: But Jer, if we go back in time, I won't get that good feeling from sleeping with Sissi in her room last night! And from fondling her breasts. Ooh baby!

JEREMIE, AELITA, ULRICH, YUMI: You did WHAT?

Caption 3

ODD: Uh...since when was Jimbo into mime?

JIM: (struggling) It's XANA! He's here!

ALL: (gasp)

[YDV offline]

....he just said TB3 called dibs on this one. And you can do the next one.

Ehh.. considering he's not here right now, why not?

Pic #1:

Odd: So, you're the new Sissi model from TB3's Sex Slave service. What can you do?

Sissi Clone: I can be whatever you want me to be, Master.

Odd: *thinks* Hmm... by any chance could you transform into Ulrich? And longer than usual, a guy does need some variety.

Pic #2:

Jeremie: This is what Lyoko looked like, 12 years ago. Well, technically more like 15-19, but whatever.

Odd: Oh! Actually it sorta looks like a female egg cell.

Jeremie: ...Oh really...? *sweatdrops*

Odd: Yes. In fact, I bet Aelita was the sperm that fertilized it and created Lyoko!

Aelita: .....HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

*Everyone is quiet*

Aelita: I mean... bacon? *Looks around nervously*

Ulrich: How DID you know that, Odd?

Odd: It's magic.

Ulrich: Ohhhh! Okay.

Pic #3:

Jim: Ahhh!! I'm being levitated into the air using magnetic force by a demonic artificial intelligence who used to live in a virtual universe until he turned into a Vortex of Doom and everyone forgot about him!

...Nah. I must be dreaming.

XANA: *in a dark, scary voice* Exactly. Now, do my bidding....

Jim: WHAT?!

XANA: Uh.. nothing.

[TB3]

So - do I get the next round or Taelia?

Also we've gotta wait for Carth to judge this round before we can start the next one.

[Taelia offline]

I like my first one the best.

[Waves_blade offline]

okedokey.

#1
Sissi: well you got one hell of a big erec..
Odd: wana see if it fits?
Sissi: okay.
Some guy from tv.com (OS) : heehehe druging them and putting them in the same room together was a great idea!
(sry guys ROTFLVL)

(sry just couldnt resist

#1
Sissi: well you got one hell of a big erec..
Odd: wana see if it fits?
Sissi: okay.
Some guy from tv.com (OS) : heehehe druging them and putting them in the same room together was a great idea!
Some other guy from Tv.com(OS): Brilliant! "stabs himself in the eye with a spoon."
#2
Odd(OS): Its bird.
Yumi(OS): its a plane.
Ulrich(OS): Its its...
Aelita(OS): Sissi exploding!
All (OS): ..... YAY!

#3
Jim: waaaa waaaa waaaaa.
Invisable X.A.N.A.: now now be a big baby boy stop crying.
Jim:..............WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Invisible X.A.N.A.: SHUT UP! (starts shacking jim)
Jim: gurgls and dies.
Invisible X.A.N.A.: Nothing here to see just a case of shacking baby.

[TL.]

WAIT STOP!

LET CARTH JUDGE THE LAST ROUND FIRST!

Taelia. Could you removes the pic in the two separate post, and repost them to make things eaiser. I'm going all mod

[Mewberries151]

WAIT STOP!

LET CARTH JUDGE THE LAST ROUND FIRST!

Taelia. Could you removes the pic in the two separate post, and repost them to make things eaiser. I'm going all mod

^^; I'll just do it.

Taelia, next time, please wait until the scores are counted for the previous round and we agree on the next person to host the next captions. Just going ahead and doing it is rather rude and also might be budging if someone else has already offered to host the next caption.

Also, you can't enter into your own caption competition. Keep that in mind next time okay, Taelia?

[YDV offline]

Um.. so what exactly are we supposed to do with the captions we've already posted?

[Mewberries151]

Um.. so what exactly are we supposed to do with the captions we've already posted?

I suppose we'll just go with Taelia's pictures, since entries have already been made for them. But if you all could hold off on posting further captions until Carth posts her results, that'd be great.

Is this okay though, TB3? I'm sorry you're turn got bumped...I'll personally make sure you get the next one though, if you like?