Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

#1
Odd: AHHHHHHHHHH
Sissi: AHHHHHHHHH

#2
Health Teacher: Can anybody tell me what this is? dirty....

#3
Jim: CURSE YOU JIMMY NEUTRON!

[Jeremie Lover offline]

#1-
Sissi- WTF!

Odd- *looks up* what??

Odd-*stares at Sissi* " You made it"

#2-

Yolanda-* Looks at X-RAY* " well Sissi the X-RAY says thats a fertalized egg. Congrats!
Sissi-*shocked* ...... *cries*

HOURS LATER.....

Sissi-*to Jim* "Well Im pregnat"
Jim-*shocked* " Well we had fun right?"

#3-

Jim- " Odd hand me that toothpaste"
Odd- *hands Toothpaste* " Umm what you doin Jim?
Jim- Pretending to be a astornaut
Odd- " Werido

^ Im new at this so bare with me ^

[MY85 offline]

Caption 1:

Sissi: Odd, you sexy beast...
Odd: Wanna ride the pogo stick??
Sissi: Ahh yeah, baby...
[Sissi strips Odd's clothes out, Odd naked at the bed... Sissi goes for his penis]
Odd: Ooh, I'm loving it... [hands on Sissi's head] keep it going, Sissi.
[A few seconds later]
Odd: It's coming... it's coming...
[Instead of a sperm shot, Sissi got pee on her face]
Sissi: Ahhh!! I'll never give you a BJ again, Odd!! [runs away to bathroom to wipe her face]

Caption 2:

Jeremie: And that's the Bransted comet.
Odd: [staring at the sky] Jeremie, it's cold outside. I'd rather spot at naked chicks instead of watching the Burger Kign comet...

Caption 3:

[British kids watching Break, Break, Breakdance on MTV France]
Kid 1: How can that fat guy dance in the air?
Kid 2: I don't know mate, video effects, possibly.
[At Kadic]
Odd: Jim, how did you breakdanced in the air?
Jim: I'd rather not talk about it.

(Sorry if #1 turned out too sick or disgusting)

And how does magnus have 77 points and he's only a new kid w/ 49 posts?

Hehe - I only noticed that when you pointed it out - as for why, well just check his post log.

He only has enough time to check out this thread, I think. I hope he comes more often and enjoys LF the way it should be enjoyed.

Sidenote to magnus: Dude, enforce a spelling rule at your tv.com competition. That way, you'll get rid of spammy mispelled posts and judging might be easier.

[Taelia offline]

I think you need to rewrite that. I feel like barfing....

[MY85 offline]

I think you need to rewrite that. I feel like barfing....

Ahem... when you're a judge for THIS caption contest, there's a part you have to judge: Sickest Captions. You cannot evade judging that part, neither evade any other part. And I could easily post my #1 caption to BKO, but then agian, you don't have access to BKO, so I'm posting it here. Don't forget that you have to rank the Top 3 for each pic, the Sickest Caption, the Funniest Captions and the most Random captions.

BTW, when's the deadline for this round?

[Taelia offline]

I judge this one to be VERY sick! 10 points.

[MY85 offline]

I judge this one to be VERY sick! 10 points.

You do judging AFTER the deadline. When's the deadline for your competition? There's one day that nobody can post on this thread after the round is over.

[Carth]

Caption 1:

Sissi: Odd, you sexy beast...
Odd: Wanna ride the pogo stick??
Sissi: Ahh yeah, baby...
[Sissi strips Odd's clothes out, Odd naked at the bed... Sissi goes for his penis]
Odd: Ooh, I'm loving it... [hands on Sissi's head] keep it going, Sissi.
[A few seconds later]
Odd: It's coming... it's coming...
[Instead of a sperm shot, Sissi got pee on her face]
Sissi: Ahhh!! I'll never give you a BJ again, Odd!! [runs away to bathroom to wipe her face]

So...THAT's what being handy is.

*Collapses dead from information.*

Somewhere, somehow, I HOPE that XANA has attacked, and Jeremie has activated an RTTP.

[MY85 offline]

So...THAT's what being handy is.

*Collapses dead from information.*

Somewhere, somehow, I HOPE that XANA has attacked, and Jeremie has activated an RTTP.

God, you made me crack up, Carth. When people learn about things that are already obvious... priceless.

[Taelia offline]

If they're gonna have sex, Sissi should be laying down on her back. Much easier in the missionary position.

[Carth]

Okeh...conversation stops now...my 12-year-old brain is gonna splode.

[Reesane offline]

1.

Sissi: Odd... i've always wanted to tell you this, but I love you.... I love the way your hair spikes, the way you smell, and just how calm and cool your becoming.... Now lets let our afectoin show... *starts to clime into bed*

XANA, in.... : WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! ODD! HEEEEELLLLP MEEEE!!!!

2.

Mean while in Carthage....

...A gient disco ball os suspended from the cealing.

Odd: Brake! Brake! Brake! Brake Dance!

3.
Dark Fall ( A demonic entety that feeds off of human suffering, curntly inviseble): Right now he is dreaming about being held hosteg by a swarm of super rats!

[TL.]

Well, here's mine.

Pic 1:
*Sissy enters room and approaches Odd’s bed*

Sissy: *whispering into Odd’s ear*: Oh Odd…..

*Odd wakes up*

Odd: WTF you doing in here?

Sissy: It’s our nightly agenda silly…*Produces a dominatrix kit* And it’s your turn to be slave!

Odd: O.o. Oh shi…

*SLAP*

Sissy: Did I say you could talk!? You are always so disobedient! Now get in the kit! *Produces whip*

*Odd looks at camera with a: look*

*The session begins *


*Next day, Ulrich wakes up*

Ulrich: Morning Yumi

Alas for poor Yumi! It’s was ‘A Fine Mess!’
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Pic 2:
Jeremie: Return to the past now!

*Que. sphere of great bright white light and time reversal. Light fades*

Odd: Jeremie, where the hell are we?

Jeremie: It seems that the RTTP overloaded, broke all of TB3’s theories and took us back to the Salem witch trails.

*An angry Mob run up to the gang and point at Odd, Aelita and Yumi*

Angry Mob: Look! That girl is a foreigner and those two other women have odd hairstyles and colourings! BURN THEM!

Jeremie+Ulrich: Sucks to be you!

Angry Mob: Look! Foreign clothes! Witches in disguise! BURN THEM!

Gang: O.o. Oh shi....

Angry Mob: BURN!

(Next bit was added on)

Jeremie: Do something Odd!

Odd: I know just the thing...BREAK BREAK BREAK DANCE! BREAK BREAK BREAK DANCE! BREAK BREAK BREAK DANCE! HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO!

*Angry Mob screams in pain as their ears bleed*

Angry Mob: BURN IT!
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Pic 3:
Jim: Look at me! I’m walking up the wall!

Angry Mob: WITCH! BURN HIM!

Jim: Dang!

(Next bit was added on)

*Angry Mob member no. 2754 throws a pitchfork, which lands in an area we rather not talk about*

Jim: AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

1)
Sissy: What do you want to do?
Odd: I don't know, what do you want to do?
Sissy: I don't know, what do you want to do?
Odd: I don't know, what do you want to do?
Sissy: I don't know, what do you want to do?
Odd: I don't know, what do you want to do?
Sissy: I don't know, what do you want to do?
Odd: I don't know, what do you want to do?
Sissy: I don't know, what do you want to do?
Odd: I don't know, what do you want to do?

Too much typing.

2) Aelita: Odd, will you stop watching that Atlantis movie!
Odd: No way! Kida's clothes are awesome!
Aelita: What clothes? She's in a freakin' bathing suit!
Odd: Naw...

I loved that movie.

[Taelia offline]

Nice one, AngelBolt. I loved Atlantis too. And if Sissi is gonna be a dominatrix, she should wears a purple bodysuit and thigh high boots.

Like I said, as soon as codelyoko.fr and codelyoko.net put more images up, I'm making s'more captions.

[TB3]

Like I said, as soon as codelyoko.fr and codelyoko.net put more images up, I'm making s'more captions.

I'm not sure if you understand how this works Taelia - you can only put up three pictures at a time - no more. And once you've judged those pictures you step aside and someone else does the next contest.

And TL - the first one cracked me up!

[MY85 offline]

Taelia, I do appreciate your pics, but you have to give us a deadline for this round. TB3, please help Taelia with it.

[TB3]

Taelia, I do appreciate your pics, but you have to give us a deadline for this round. TB3, please help Taelia with it.

Erm. okay LOL

[Taelia offline]

I never thought about a deadline.

[Darkborn offline]

#1. Odd: Broiled Caury! With two big cups of rice! Now!
Sissi: Yes master!

#2. (Quick and easy) Return to the past now!


#3. Jim: Gah!
Yumi: Jim what is it?
Jim: *Wheezing for air*
Yumi: Jim is choking!
Jim:*Turns blue and falls down on the ground dead*
Yumi: Eww whats that smell?
Jeremie: He kept on constaint flow of farts, that's why he was floating!

[magnus4001 offline]

I never thought about a deadline.

It's usually about a week after the beginning of the round, if that helps.

[MY85 offline]

I never thought about a deadline.

It's usually about a week after the beginning of the round, if that helps.

Yeah. BTW, if this thread hits the 1000 posts, would you like to re-open it, magnus4001?

[magnus4001 offline]

Yeah. BTW, if this thread hits the 1000 posts, would you like to re-open it, magnus4001?

Sure, though that doesn't look like it'll be an issue for a while. But, yeah, I'll do that when it's time.

[Star Way]

1. And on the 7th day, God created Odd/Sissi lemon...

2. Jeremie: Odd, whatever you do, don't press the red button--

Odd: You mean, this button?

.

3. (Off camera) Ulrich: Oh, god, Jim is having another one of his "episodes"... You know, where he sleepwalks out into the hall and then has those weird, explosive nightmares?

Odd: (Perverted smile) Well, whatever he's having, it's definitely explosive.

Ulrich: (Looking rather ill) Sure, Odd, I'm sure you're just hoping he's thinking about you...


Kay. I'm breaking my own rules here. Aaaugh.

[Taelia offline]

Oh God...

I like writing captions for pics. It's fun.