Laws of Code Lyoko

[TB3]

152: The regenerative abilities displayed by futuristic assasins (T1000 from Terminator 2) and possessed automobiles (Steven King's Christine), also extend to mobile phones in the CL universe - no matter how many times they are destroyed they'll turn up again.

[Darkborn offline]

153: Any time Xana activates a tower that is shown. It will make a growl.

[Dr. Ezra offline]

154. No matter what, the Code Lyoko team will save the day.

[Agent_Marquez offline]

155) (For the moment) You will never seen Jeremie with Lyoko form on your tv screen.

[Shi_Min_Xi offline]

156. Yumi will never know the times Ulrich and Sissi kissed.

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157. The day will never be saved until a character is about to die, in which Xana slows down to delay this even further.

158. when times are at there grimmest, a cl character will suddenly pop up with a new lyoko power.

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158. Odd's stomach capacity is improportional this his size.

159. Anyone who knows about Lyoko will say scanner, transfer, virtualization, when operating the scanners.

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160. A Krabes only Melee attack is an impalement via the scythe like arms *its so cool*

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161: Everyone on CL can say more with a grunt or a "hmm" than most people can with ten sentences.

162: Even if you are (or were) in mortal peril, you can still make witty banter. Especially if you're getting beaten.

163: It's always the one you don't expect that gets you.

[Stonecreek]

164. Any of Odd's love interests is doomed to last an episode or less, and many never appear again.

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165: Ulrich will only sulk if it’s terribly inconvenient to the rest of the team.

166: No matter how a task is accomplished either by XANA or the kids, there will almost always be a solution that would have worked much better. This will only be obvious with hindsight.

167: Any abnormal behavior from a team member will be treated as a normal by the team until it’s obvious that XANA is the culprit, despite the fact that it’s always XANA and has always been XANA, no matter how many times it happens.

168: There is absolutely no chance of the success of an experiment if the experiment came from Hopper’s diary.

169: If something strange happens and there is no RTTP activated nobody will question the events except Sissi, even if the events in question are so out of the ordinary they can not be explained with any form logic.

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170. Whenever the music starts to go down scale someone is going to die.

171. Tarantulas are clever, always attacking when the enemys' guard is down.

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171. Xana just remembered to steal aelita's keys to lyoko in season 2

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172. Run fast to deactivate the tower in order to ruin Yumi and Ulrich are about to kiss.

173. Odd can be the only pimp on the show.

174. If you are Sissi always stalk Ulrich.

175. Xana can only cause physical and love drama.

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176: Aelita is like Jean Grey: She will always die in the most dramatic way possible, usually by accident or for the good of others. And she will never stay dead. (This is good when applied to Aelita, notsomuch to Pheonix. )

177: XANA is a prude who likes to interrupt or protest when kids are hooking up or close to hooking up.

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83. Only Sissi is allowed to be seen in pink underwear.

Watch New Order again. When Yumi and Ulrich are trapped at the Hermitage, Yumi is wearing a pink bra.

178. Everybody has an infinite supply of cell phones in their dorm.

179. XANA will never do anything the easy way, and will never go fast enough to finish the attack before Aelita deactivates the tower (For example: in A Bad Turn, the crab could've killed Ulrich before the RTTP by blasting his head with a laser, and in Vertigo the wolves slowly closed in on Ulrich when they could have killed him quickly since he couldn't move)

180. Odd's hair is permanently encrusted with gel.

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181: Kadic and the factory's definative location will forever remain ambiguous in the show

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182) No sewer worker *Especially not Jim, because he doesn't want to talk about it* Will ever wonder why there is a giant hole in the wall, a staircase in another, and a collection of vehicles down there.

[YDV offline]

Dudeee! #176 made me crack up sooo hard xDD

183.) Everyone will go around masquerading like they live in America, although they use Euros and have maps of France on the supercomputer. Because the writers are fatheads.

184.) Ulrich and Yumi will never kiss, becuase it's a major plot event which the writers are terrified of, so they postpone it until Season n+1

185.) Odd will never come out of the closet, because the writers are afraid of scaring small children, so they pretend that he's a P-I-M-P.

186.) In the event that Odd actually is straight, he will be immune to STDs, because the writers are afraid of making the show .1% more serious than it already is, so he can sleep with as many girls as he wants. Cuz he's a P-I-M-P.

187.) We will never learn the Ishiyama parents' actual names. Because that would no longer make them minor secondary characters. And the writers are afraid of that.

188.) XANA will be invisible to the Lyoko gang as long as he remains an apocalyptic vortex-of-doom. Because apparenty they're vortex-blind. *cough*The Key*cough*

189.) Odd's true nationality will never be revealed. He will forever remain a French-New Zealander-Norwegian-Dutch-Canadian.

190.) Everyone in the CL version of Paris/Boulogne is required by law to be obsessed with the Subsonics.

191.) Kadic will always have 58643 million dances a year. Because after all, kids aren't in school to learn! They're in school to BOOGIE!

192.) If any character has relative importance but all of a sudden appears in one episode, they will disappear forever, even if they spark some kind of relationship with the other characters and/or a storyline possibility. Because the writers are lazy.

193.) If any of the main characters is in major peril, the staff of Kadic will most likely not care less, as long as they're no longer their problem.

Yay!

[Rycr offline]

Added to 192: Except William, because he's just wierd like that.

189 is so true...

[x_HoPeLeSs_RoMaNtIc_x offline]

Added to 192: Except William, because he's just wierd like that.

What was that about me being weird?

...Who ARE you people anyway? Do they have some kind of .. of... freakish surveillance satellite on my school?

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Added to 192: Except William, because he's just wierd like that.

...Who ARE you people anyway? Do they have some kind of .. of... freakish surveillance satellite on my school?

For once, I agree... (don't you even think we'll come to even terms William...)

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Yeah, just ignore that. I couldn't think of a more fitting adjective. And Soccer_Player_Yumi_Chaser, you might want to know that XANA has also been here recently. Just something else to tell Jeremie. Speaking of him, has he been here yet?

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Oh, he'e here. I'm just ignoring him.

And I've got a law for you. 194. Sissi will never show interest in me.*sob*

[Kamekai offline]

Dude! Awesome thread. Well, might as well follow trend and kick 'er back to the top!

195. Any program by Jeremie designed to help will ultimately fail.

196. Fortunately, Jeremie always has backup programs.

197. Unfortunately, he never seems to remember to grab them on his way out of the dorms. >_>