Not gonna go into why, but if you were around for the weird errors that were plastered all over the forum earlier, I will only say that I spent three+ hours freaking out/puzzling over them with sweet LothoFoxBurr and another friend of mine who were both very gentlemenly about it and didn't call me a retard even once.
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Long(er) story short(er), the errors are gone, they aren't coming back, and they were all my fault.
The end.