Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[DeadViolet offline]

#1:
Sissi: So, you ready for our threesome? Nicolas, you arent allowed!
Nicolas: (with his head slouched and leaving the room) Aww..

Hmmm....WHEE!! *Erika glomps on Nick* twosome, baby....

[magnus4001 offline]

#1

Sissy: Oh Ulrich, I'm so glad you agreed to marry me. And as long as we stand in this pentagram, we can have Satan perform the wedding ceremony!

Ulrich: Really?! Holy cow!

Satan (off camera): Watch your mouth, boy!

#2

Milly: Alright punk, me and Tamiya are taping an episode of Cops: Kadic Academy and we need some perps to go after. So take off your shirt, beat up some chick and we'll run after you and catch you and I'll hit you with this neat-o stun gun I'm holding, okay?

Ulrich: Sounds fun!

#3

Odd: Man, how am I supposed to get 5000 bucks for a nose job?! I'll just have to do the surgery myself! Trusty claws, do your stuff!

[Taelia offline]

Oh God....

[Jazzy Josh offline]

#1
Sissi:....Are you ready Ulrich?
Ulrich: Would you run that back by me again?
Sissi: Using the drawn transmutation circle, Herb and Nicholas will change us into one beautiful thing, you in me and me in you forever
Ulrich:.......WTF.........
Sissi: Start the process!!!
Ulrich: AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
*they turnn into a sword, on side has a sharp edge, the other, a dull edge*

#2
Ulrich: So how did you like it?
Milly: It was amazing!!!!
Ulrich: what happened to Tamiya?
Milly: Oh she's just looked at the Basilisk thorugh her camera

#3
(my mind cannot express in words how funny this is...wait, I know!)
Aelita, Jeremie, Yumi, and Ulrich: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*continues on for infinity*

[Reesane offline]

1.
XANA: WHAT?! Another cult worshiping me? Nooooooooooooooooo....

2.

Milly: Is it true that you can spontainusly change sexes?

Ulrick: ...

3. XANA's desktop.

[Jeremie Lover offline]

#1:

Sissi: " Ulrich I was on drugs when I made this"
Ulrich: " Ummm ok whatever "


#2:

Milly: " Ulrich...... how was it?"
Ulrich: " Well it took Yumi most of the time to open up the condom package "
Milly: " What will happen next?"
Ulrich: " I guess,when she opens it, we'll have sex

#3:

Odd: " Kids this is how you commit suicide"
Kids: ( Off Site )" ooooooooo ahhhhh... Intresting (little Girl) OOO so you Jump off ok I get it "

[Carth]

This should be fun.

#1

Sissi: Ring around the rosy...
Ulrich:

#2

Ulrich: Uh...who is this XANA of which you speak?

#3

Odd: OMG! THAT'S what they're doing to Aelita in BKO? (He's holding his nose to stem the blood flow)

[Waves_blade offline]

#1
Herb: Guns dont kill people I DO AHAHAHAH.
Nicholas: I am the sword of the wind and rain......
Sissi: .... magic is not for everyone please consult your doctor before use.
Ulrich: ..... Warcraft 3 cult.....

[TL.]

Pic 1:

Sissy: Come, Ulrich. You're just in time for the blood sacrifice.
Ulrich: What are you sacrificing? A goat?
Sissy: Oh no sweet Ulrich…only the purest of pure…virgin’s blood
*She slices Ulrich wrists. After some pints are gathered, Sissy turns*
Sissy: At last, we have enough virgin’s blood to unleash our lord.
*Sissy presents the offering to an idol… OBoy1, the devil of Erynnism.*
Sissy: Oh mighty OBoy1, accept this offering of Virgin’s blood to break the bonds of Permanent Banning and to unleash your wraith on LF.
*The offering is poured into the mouth of the idol. Nothing happens*
Sissy: This cannot be! The ancient texts said the lord would be freed! What has happened priests?
Herb and Nick *In creepy voices*: The offering is not of a virgin.
Sissy: That's impossible! Yumi’s blood was pure! All but Odd were virgins! This makes no sense!
Herb and Nick: There is one possibility.
*They turn to Ulrich*
Ulrich: Well there was that night when Odd…*blushes *


Pic 2:

Milly: Ulrich! Ulrich! Are the rumours true that you won’t kiss Yumi in season 3 and 4, the prologue or the game for DS?
Ulrich: I do not know where those stories came from.
Milly: Is it also true that the studio has terminated your contract over pay dispute and replaced you with Frankie Muniz?
Ulrich: I assure you, my contract renegotiations are going smoothly.
Tamiya: Do you wish to comment on the article published by the tabloids involving you and Odd at that Gay bar?
Ulrich: No comment damn it! NO COMMENT! THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!


Pic 3:

Yumi catches Odd picking his nose.

Yumi: ODD! That a filthy habit! Cut it out!
*Odd produces a flashcard*
Flashcard: XANA has infected me with a virus which has sealed my mouth! And my nose is blocked! I can’t breath.
*Odd start turning pale*
Yumi: I don’t care! It’s a filthy habit!
*Odd collapses to the floor*
Yumi: Odd?
*A minute later, Odd is clearly Dead*
Yumi: Oh dear…O.o…

[Darkborn offline]

1) Sissi: Now lets us stand on the Penta..Pen...Pentalaughragram!
Ulrich: (Oh please! Kill her now!)

2) Ulrich: How are you Gentlemen, All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
Milly: What you say?
Ulrich: You have no chance to survive, make your time. Ha ha ha!
Milly: Take off every zig!
Tamilia: You know what you doing?
Milly: Move zig, for great justice.

3)Odd:(Dancing) Look at me, I'm a kitty cat! I wear a bowl of peanuts, for a hat! If I eat them all, I will become fat! Look at me I'm a Kitty Caaaaaaaaat!

[Taelia offline]

You got the third one from Billy and Mandy huh?

[TB3]

You got the third one from Billy and Mandy huh?

Why not also use this quote?

"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends' nose."

[Taelia offline]

Pretty fitting since Mandy was in a neko's body.

[Darkborn offline]

It looked more like he was dancing, while holding his nose lol.

[Jazzy Josh offline]

I just think that pic was freaking funny

[MY85 offline]

Nice job, TB3. But....

Sickest
TL (3p)
Rodri (2p)
YDV (1p)

Funniest
Blueyedblonde (3p)
Stonecreek (2p)
TL (1p)

Randomest
Lyoko is Cool(3p)
BlueArmorBoy (2p)
Angelbolt (1p)

...from which pics they came? Cool that you ranked them.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

3) Aelita: You can pick your friends,
Yumi: You can pick your nose,
Odd: But you can't eat your boogers... *Stares*
What, isn't that the line?

[TB3]

Sorry that I didn't impose a deadline - these will be judged on Friday, okay?

[Taelia offline]

Me neither.

[MY85 offline]

Picture Nº1:

<i>[Sissi and Ulrich are dancing.]</i>
Sissi: I love dancing around the stars...
Ulrich: Yeah...
<i>[Aside...]</i>
Nicolas: How long will the tea's effect last?
Herb: Enough to get the sacrifice ritual done.
Nicolas: What are we sacrificing?
Herb: Your mother.

Picture Nº2:

<i>[Ulrich played with Bordeaux's minors division and won 2-0 against Paris Saint German's minor division team. One of the goals was scored by Ulrich with a free kick.]</i>
Tamiya: Impressive, Stern. You bend it like Beckham.
Milly: Ulrich, you are officially the new David Beckham!!
Ulrich: I'm not gay!!
<i>[Ulrich punches Milly in the face]</i>

Picture Nº3:

Odd: These smelly Krabes...
Ulrich: Very rock n' roll, Odd?
Odd: I deflowered Yumi.
[Off-screen: Ulrich rages]
Ulrich: Jeremie, get me into Lyoko now!! I'm going to slice that son of a b*tch in half right now.
Jeremie: But still, he'll materialize.
Ulrich: [points at box] Jason Voorhees didn't killed William.

[Blue Armor Boy offline]

#1
Sissi: You see, Ulrich if you would have just taken me to the dance, I wouldin't have to summon my father on you

#2
Ulrich: It was nothing really! I kept my focus, swung the bat and only injured 12 people!
Milly: This is soccer, not baseball...

#3
Odd: *sniff sniff* WHAT IS THIS?! SOMBODY ELSE MARKED THEIR TERRETORY OVER MINE?!
Aelita: Thanks for cleari--
Odd: IT WAS YOU WASINT IT!!!!
Odd: DONT LIE TO ME!!!!
Aelita: Wha--
Odd: LAZER ARROW!

[Lani offline]

Pic #1:
Sissi: Oh, Ulrich! Our experience will be MUCH more romantic in the basement with candelight!
Ulrich: Yeah, on a regular basis, I wouldn't do it with you unless it called for extreme condition. Well, this is an extreme condition and I refuse to do it. Why? YOU'VE GOT TWO APES WATCHING US. -_-
Sissi: Oh, don't worry about it! They're just statues for decoration!
Herve: *sneezes*
Ulrich: ...Coulda fooled me.

Pic #2:
Tamiya: Hello Ulrich!
Ulrich: ...Hi.
Silence follows.
Ulrich: ...What do you want.
Tamiya: Sissi gave us photocopies of your diary!
Ulrich: Bite me.
Milly: No, we're serious! We'd like to know your opinion about everything you wrote down!
Ulrich: No, thanks. I've already got enough spam in my inbox already.
Milly + Tamiya: ...Huh?
Ulrich: Bananas?
Milly: *glare* Eat my microphone.

Pic #3:
Odd: JEREMIEEEE! You said there WAS no smell on Lyoko... ;_;
Jeremie: ...Guys... what did you do?
Yumi + Ulrich: ...Nothing...
Silence follows.
Jeremie: ...Aelita?
Aelita: Oh, nothing. Just burn some harmful plants whose smoke stimulates the brain and nervous system and leaves you begging for more.
Yumi: I thought we told her to lay off the pot... o_o

[Darkborn offline]

Sorry that I didn't impose a deadline - these will be judged on Friday, okay?

It be Friday.

[Chad Rains offline]

Sorry that I didn't impose a deadline - these will be judged on Friday, okay?

It be Friday.

...Afternoon...

[Darkborn offline]

I know I was bumping the thread. Informing that sometime today the pictures have to be ranked. I didn't say, rank them now lol.