Corrupt a Wish Game!

[Jeremie Lover offline]

You get a wonderful contract


I wish that roses burned peoples eye sockets out and they bleed ^^

[Aceilikeeggs offline]

you get those roses,but they burn your eyes out and soon wilt.


i wish that i didn't wish about not wishing

[Demonkiller offline]

Granted, but you wish anyway?

I wish more people registered at this forum:

http://www.takeforum.com/forum/index.php?mforum=clforums

[TB3]

Granted, but they all spam you!

I wish spam could be erased from the internet!

[Carth]

It is, though a redirection to your email inbox.

I wish that they would show Season 3 already!

[Waves_blade offline]

Granted, but for you, whenevr you watch season 3, its always in German.

I wish i could go to lyoko without falling into the digital sea.....

[Reesane offline]

You go to lyoko, and XANA implants a viruse in you that makes you do the chickend dance.

I wish that everyone was Addicted to my favotie game.....

[MY85 offline]

Granted, but everybody, even one-handed people and blind people defeats you in your favourite game.

I wish to see Jamiroquai at a concert.

[Jeremified offline]

You see Jamiroquai at a concert, but you have to watch it on TV because the tickets are sold out.
I wish for a brand new, 72-inch, plasma TV...

[TB3]

You get it, and the day the warantee expires it BLOWS UP!

I wish for peace of mind...

[MY85 offline]

Granted, but only for yourself. Walking outside the streets, everyone's a terrorist.

I wish for CL turning into PG-13 or rated R ratings.

[TB3]

You get it, but its then banned from all the networks and Moonscoop goes broke (touch wood)...

I wish for me lucky charms!

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but they're actually UNlucky charms
I wish for a new 72 inch plasma TV with an unlimited warranty and absolutely no chance of blowing up.

[TB3]

You get it, but then burn out your eyes so you can't enjoy it!

I wish for my writer's block to vanish...

[Reesane offline]

Granted, but everybody, even one-handed people and blind people defeats you in your favourite game.

I wish to see Jamiroquai at a concert.

Uhh.... the game goes on indefenetly and it's very open ended.

It's does, but then a writer's Block hits you on the head.

I wish for a 101 BKO thred.

[Jeremie Lover offline]

Ta----do?? you recive a bag of F's

I wish to meet t.A.T.u

[Lani offline]

Granted, but it's not in person. Nyahahah xP

I wish that I passed my WH test. ;

[TB3]

Granted, but you then fail every other test you sit in your life.

I wish for happiness...

[Jeremified offline]

Granted. All the happiness is sucked out of you and given to everybody else.
I wish for a pair of dice...

[Aurelius offline]

You get them, but you always lose with them.
I wish I was a monkey.

[Darkborn offline]

You became a monkey, that has Aids.


I wish, I wish, I was a fish!

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, granted, but you're cooked as someone's side dish!
I wish that stupid rhymes didn't exist anymore...

[Aurelius offline]

They go away, but even stupider ones come.

I wish my brother would stop smelling so bad.

[Carth]

Granted. Your sister now smells worse.

I wish my sister would stop making me play "Brother Bear" over and over.

[TB3]

Granted - instead she moves on to 'The Little Mermaid!'

I wish I would make more of the oppurtunities in life...