Corrupt a Wish Game!

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but you're always five minutes too late to have these opportunities.
I wish for a new 72 inch plasma TV that has an unlimited warranty, no chance of blowing up, and no chance of ruining my happiness of watching it!!! I can only imagine how this will turn out...

[Lani offline]

Granted, but then a crazy man with a butcher knife chopped it up, put it in his stew, then served it to the common public! :O

I wish for no school~

[Jeremified offline]

Granted. Now you're homeschooled.
I wish for an indestructible plasma 72 inch TV that will never destroy anything and has a force field surrounding it that is also indestructible and has me in the center of the force field!!!!!!!!!!! And it also has a remote that can never be lost! And it also has unlimited power that will not surge through the TV and make it stop working!!! I AM PREPARED FOR ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!

[Lani offline]

Granted, but the only channel you get is NASA. :3

I wish for a shiny pen that lights up when I write!

[TB3]

You get the pen, but it contains a tracking device so that NASA can locate you and whup you for dissing them!

I wish to make a CL movie...

[Jeremified offline]

Granted, but the only channel you get is NASA. :3

I wish for a shiny pen that lights up when I write!

I like NASA! I'm a science & CL geek. Thank you Lani!

[Lani offline]

You get the pen, but it contains a tracking device so that NASA can locate you and whup you for dissing them!

I wish to make a CL movie...

*sigh* Granted, but I have to be Yumi

I wish for even MADDER sewing skills! :O

[Reesane offline]

You abruptly decide that skinning people alive and sewing there skin into clothind is fun.

I wish that i was an oskermier weener...

[Carth]

Yet, you do not want to, as after your wish is granted, as said in the song, "Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer Wiener...then there would be nothing left of me..."

I wish Lisa Tucker would win American Idol!

[Aceilikeeggs offline]

Granted,but soon after she wins,Simon gets pi**ed off and kills her with a revolver



i wish for a ban

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Granted, but you are banned.

I wish for a puppy!

[Jeremified offline]

You get a puppy with a mesmerizing puppy face
I wish for an A-bomb...

[TB3]

You get it, but it passed it's 'best before' date in 1957!

I wish for time-travel - RETURN TO THE PAST NOW!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

granted, but it takes so long that you only end up at the moment before you pressed the button.

I wish for no more windows and linux for everyone!

[Aurelius offline]

But then you won't be able to see outside.
I wish for my brain back.

[Lani offline]

Granted, but it's been corrupted!

I wish for a canabalistic banana.

[YDV offline]

Granted, but, uh... it... eats itself.

I wish for a frappalappadingdongocino.

[Lani offline]

Granted, but there's no dingdong. Buckstars ran out. D:

I wish for a canabalistic llama.

[Aurelius offline]

You get it, but it eats every llama in the world and then eats you.
I wish for a toe.

[Jeremified offline]

You're forced to play a game of Tic-Tac-Toe.
I wish to move back to Virginia

[Lani offline]

Granted, but you have to live in my house. >3

I wish I didn't have to practice tonight!

[Aurelius offline]

You don't, but you have to tomorrow.
I wish my school had a good basketball team. (a 1-11 record this year).

[Carth]

Yep...but they're so good that they decide to pelt you inferior ones with basketballs till you so die...

I wish it was the weekend! Why, oh WHY is time so cruel?

[TB3]

The weekend comes, and with it comes the start of WW3!

I wish I understood Life, the Universe, and Everything...

[Lani offline]

Granted, but you know nothing of yourself.

I wish I knew some Russian xD;