Lyoko Freak Code Lyoko Caption Contest

[Carth]

#1

Odd: (looks at Aelita and Kiwi) Ulrich, unless we act fast, this could turn into one of those zoophilia captions.

#2

Hiroki: Yummy! Cartoon Network Logos! Thanks Mom!

#3

Odd: Kay...XANA...I say O at A3...why are we playing "Extreme Tic-Tac-Toe" again?

[Taelia offline]

Lani wrote:

Pic 1-
Odd: Okay... someone say something funny before I have a heart attack.
Yumi: *muttering angrily* Insert funny phrase here.
Odd: ...OMG. xDDDDDD OMG. OMG. THAT WAS HILARIOUS, YUMI. YOU CRACK ME UP!!!
Odd begins to laugh so much that he falls on the floor, gasping for air, ala Laughing Fit.
Aelita: ...You know it wasn't that funny.
Ulrich: ...
Jeremie (OS): Not only are his jokes bad, but so is his sense of humor...
Kiwi: Honestly. I sometimes wish I had a more sensible owner.
The gang proceeds to stare at Odd gasping for air on the floor. Unbeknownst to them, Ulrich is tearing up.
Ulrich: ...But that was MY joke... ;_;

Pic 2-
Hiroki: Mmmm! Good ramen, Yumi-nee-chan!
Yumi: ...
Mrs. Ishiyama: Yes, indeed Yumi, this is by far the best tasting dish you've made yet.
Mr. Ishiyama: From now on, I think we'll be asking you to make our dinners!
Yumi: (thinking) I hope they realize that the meat chunks are actually Hiroki's pet rat.

Pic 3-
Odd: Twinkle twinkle little grate! How I wonder how you ate! High above my head so far, like a death trap oh so close! Twinkle twinkle...
Kiwi: That last line didn't rhyme.
Odd: Kiwi! Quit being dumb and help me before I die!
Kiwi: No thanks. I've got Jim's leg to pee on.
Kiwi now walks calmly off. Odd begins to panic and starts to scream for help. No one comes, and as the water rises he reaches for the grate, and to his surprise, it comes off easily.
Odd: ...That XANA, locks the door, but leaves the window wide open...
Odd runs off to the factory to join the others.
We now conclude that Franz Hopper is everywhere. He is on the roof of the Hermitage, watching this whole scene.
Franz Hopper: He... stole my line... ;_;

I'm so lame. xDD;; I think... nevermind. I can't think. xD;;;

Good job! If only Odd could've sung that in actuality in that episode. *would love to hear Matt sing in Odd's voice* *dreamy sigh* I love men with high voices.

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Four words.
Break.
Break.
Break.
Dance.

[Taelia offline]

Hey, I was gonna do charades with those words!

[TL.]

Pic 1:

Ulrich and Odd felt jealous, depressed and totally out of it as Kiwi was the only male accepted by the women


Pic 2:

Yumi felt jealous as Hiroki got more of the pasta bake at dinner time.


Pic 3:

The lock-ins in the Ocean zone in the TV game show ‘Crystal Maze’ were getting harsh on the contestants. Never before had Odd seen a contest drown because they ran out of time to get a fake crystal.

[magnus4001 offline]

Pic 1:

Ulrich and Odd felt jealous, depressed and totally out of it as Kiwi was the only male accepted by the women

Great one!

[TL.]

Thanks!

[Stonecreek]

#1

Jeremie (at his computer) introduces the gang to the Emo Kid song:

Ulrich: Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection?

Odd: Girls keep breaking up with me; it's never any fun. They say...(you know the rest of the line...)

Yumi: I'm dark and sensitive, with low self-esteem?

Aelita: If I said I liked girls, I'd only be half-right?

Jeremie: It's a SONG, guys. Why are you taking this seriously anyway? I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing...

#2

Yumi: *thinking* Could Hiroki find a more subtle way to tell the parents he's gay? This is embarrassing...

#3

Odd: HE-ELP! My sex dungeoun is flooding! (see my BKO captions thread for the precursor to this...)

[Mewberries151]

Alright everyone! Contest is over!

While I'm judging captions and writing up the winner post, let's decide who's in charge of the next contest. ^_^

[MY85 offline]

Okay, I'll go ahead. Can I do the new pics?

[Taelia offline]

Go ahead. Select some good ones.

[MY85 offline]

Go ahead. Select some good ones.

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Friday 10th, it ends. Go for it.

[TB3]

Oh God Mew - I feel like such a jerk for not taking part in your round - I'm really sorry, I think I was just 'Caption Comp maxed-out', though I did bring it on myself...

Anyway, I promise to be far more proactive - can't have people catching up on me can I?

[Mewberries151]

Hey hang on a minute. I haven't gotten the scores up. ^^;

Oh God Mew - I feel like such a jerk for not taking part in your round - I'm really sorry, I think I was just 'Caption Comp maxed-out', though I did bring it on myself...

Anyway, I promise to be far more proactive - can't have people catching up on me can I?

Oh that's okay! I understand! You're not required to play in every single round...alot of regular players were actually missing from this round now that I look at the captions. ^^ Hakuna Matata, my friend. No worries.

Alright...now for the scores!

Best for Caption 1:

TL (3 pts)
Magnus (2 pts)
DarkBorn (1 pt)

Best for Caption 2:

Magnus (3 pts)
Carth_Upon_a_Star (2 pts)
Stonecreek (1 pt)

Best for Caption 3:

VChat (3 pts)
Darkborn (2 pts)
Carth (1 pt)

Funniest:

TL; Caption 1, (3 pts)
Magnus; Caption 2, (2 pts)
VChat; Caption 3, (1 pt)

Most Random:

Reesane; Caption 1, (3 pts)
Carth_Upon_A_Star; Caption 3, (2 pts)
Odd675; Caption 1, (1 pt)

Sickest:

Stonecreek; Caption 2, (3 pts)
Lyoko Is Cool; Caption 2, (2 pts)
Lani; Caption 2, (1 pt)

Round Scores:

Magnus4001 (7 pts)
TL (6 pts)
Carth_upon_a_Star (5 pts)
VChat (4 pts)
Stonecreek (4 pts)
Darkborn (3 pts)
Reesane (3 pts)
Lyoko Is Cool (2 pts)
Odd675 (2 pts)
Lani (1 pt)

Current Scores:

THE CONTEST
1: Magnus4001 (93p)
2: TB3 (49p)
3: RoDrInCuBuS (47p)
4: Lyoko Is Cool (38p)
5: Mewberries151 (32p) [TIE]
5: Darkborn (32p) [TIE]
7: Stonecreek (31p)
8: SamBlob (23p)
9: TL. (22p)
10: Werwek (20p)
11: DL (19p)
12: Carth_upon_a_star (16p)
13: Lyoko Addict (15p) [TIE]
13: Blue Armor Boy (15p) [TIE]
15: Your De-Virtualizaton (14p)
16: Reesane (12p)
17: Raven_613 (11p)
18: McTrooper (10p)
18: Vchat20 (10p)
20: 50x1 ( 9p)
21: Waves blade (7p)
22: Agent_Marquez (6p) [TIE]
22: Sanji (6p) [TIE]
24: Lyokolover (5p) [TIE]
24: Darklord (5p) [TIE]
26: KraZie (4p) [TIE]
26: Lani (4p) [TIE]
28A: Enki (3p) (banned from LF)
28B: psyt (3p)
28C: Blueyedblonde (3p)
28D: Starway (3p)
28E: Skorpigeist(3p)
28F: vertig73 (3p)
28G: AngelBolt (3p)
35A: Odd675 (2p)
35B: Taelia (2p)
35C: Lyokofire (2p)
35D: michaeldim (2p)
35E: Jeremie Lover (2p)

Congratulations to all on a fine round!

[Chad Rains offline]

slowly risin' up the ranks. really need to kick my creative juices into high gear now.

[DeadViolet offline]

let the captions roll!!

[magnus4001 offline]

#1

Yumi: I can't believe Sissy called me insane! I can take it when she calls me "ugly" or "stupid" or something, I know she's just saying that as part of our rivalry. But insane?! She's gone too far this time! Help me out here Totoro.

Totoro doll:...

Yumi: Thanks, you always know the right thing to say.

#2

Car: Come in, Optimus Prime. I've completed my surveillance of the Ishiyama house. It is definitely a new Decepticon.

Prime (off camera, through radio): Autobots, transform and roll out!

#3

Sissy: Oh my god! Ulrich's grown a hump! I can't be in love with Quasimodo, I just can't! Yumi, I give up. You can have that freak.

Yumi (thinx): Y'think I should tell her that's just a soccer ball? Nah!

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

1) Yumi Thinking: I love Ulrich, but I know he wouldn't want to be with someone' who's crack raised into their shirt up their back...

2) Yumi's Mom: I'm gonna jump! I'm serious! I'm gonna die!
Yumi: *In car* Mom, you can't Hiroki superglued your feet to the floor again.
Yumi's Mom: So? I've got noodles in my shirt and I'm not happy to whistle in them!
Yumi's Dad: WHERE IS HER MEDICATION?*Bangs head on steering wheel*

3) Odd: (OS) Ulrich, what happened?
Ulrich: The funniest thing happened on the way to the forum! I grew a soccer ball on my shoulder!
Odd: Soccerhead... *Walks away*
Ulrich: Me and my baaaalll.

I swear there is something wrong with Ulrich's last statement...

[Darkborn offline]

#1. Yumi: That...doll....it's.....looking....at....me...must....sit...still...
Totoro doll: *stares*
Yumi: Help....me....
Totoro: Raaaaahhhhh ! *Murders Yumi*

#2. Mrs. Ishiyama: Yoodeeeleeeheeehoooo!
Mr. Ishiyama: SHUT THE F*** UP!
Yumi: hehehehe *Snort*
Mr. Ishiyama: *turn around* YOU WANNA DIE TOO? I CAN ARRANGE IT!
Yumi: err...
Mr. Ishiyama: You, Me, Parking lot, BULLETS!

#3: Ulrich: Can't catch me!
*Ball keeps on chasing him in the air*
Ulrich: Can't catch me!
*Keeps on following*
Ulrich: Can't catch me! *Flys away, ball follows*
Sissi and Yumi: What the F***?

[Stonecreek]

#1

Yumi: Now which one should I make out with tonight - the teddy bear, or Totoro?

#2

(Please see BKO for the much funnier caption I have for this pic...I'd prefer you use that one, actually...)

Mrs. Ishiyama: The hills are alive with the sound of music...

*The neighborhood cats all go jump in the river and dogs start howling*

Yumi: *at school* Not Julie Andrews...anything but that! Even the Billy Ray Cryus sounded better that this...*the class points and laughs at her*

#3

Yumi: It's a crying shame. Ulrich can make out with a soccer ball better than me!

Sissi: Tell me about it...

Yumi: WHAT!?!?

Sissi: Oops... *catfight ensues*

Ulrich: Oh, baby, you're so...smooth. And round! You're the only one for me. Let's go get you properly inflated...

[Odd675 offline]

35A: Odd675 (2p)

Too cloose..^^U

oh yeah!

Another Captioon!

#1

Yumi (Singing): My heart feels the true love..Why Ulrich is still it hides its feelings of love towards me?..Why?..Only i can see your love, your feelings..your real truth..I need you really..I need your kiss..I need help..I need to you that you feel my kiss..

#2

Yumi's Mom: Wait here! I don't found Hiroki..!
Yumi's Dad (on car): Hurry up! We have 17 minutes to going on vacations!
Yumi(on car): Hey mom, I think Hiroki is acting like a spy or whatever..he's totally insane..he's still hiding on my room..i think! I HATE REALLY HIROKI!! I HATEEE HIM!! HEY HIROKI! IF YOU STILL ON MY ROOM, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!

#3

Ulrich: I got it! Odd move o...what are you doing?
Odd (OS): Noothing..just..going to see..Yumi *Walking away and going to see her*
Ulrich: oh man! you don't like soccer!
Jeremie(OS): psst..caution..
Ulrich: what? *Ulrich was struck by the same ball of soccer..*
Odd(OS): Uhhh..i have to go..i'm guilty..i was about to kick that ball..but i didn't see you and i kicked that ball by accident..sorry..*Running away*

[Lani offline]

Yay! Four is my lucky number! >3

Captions... they're fun. xDD;;; Here I go!

#1 -
At first glance, it seems as if Yumi is sitting on her bed, angsting and sulking about her relationship with Ulrich. But upon closer inspection...
Yumi: Ooh! Aah! There we go! HAHA! Gotcha! Ooh, aah! No, come back! YES, MUAHAHA.
...She's squishing ants.

#2 -
Mrs. Ishiyama: OOoooOOOOOOO<b>OOOOOO</b>OOoooh!!! LaaaAAAaaAAAAAAA!
Mr. Ishiyama: Yumi... tell your mother to stop singing opera out the window...
Yumi: I already tried that, remember? You're the one who gave her too much tea this morning...
Mr. Ishiyama: But I didn't make tea this morning.
Hiroki: I sprinkled some of that white powdery stuff that the scary looking men down the street gave me onto her fish and rice! 8D
Yumi and her father: ...

#3 -
Ulrich: I am deFYYYYing GRAAAvityyyyyyy!!!!
Sissi: Argh, Ulrich, I may like you, but I <B>HATE</B> YOUR SINGING!
Odd (OS): I agree.
Yumi: But he really IS defying gravity.
Sissi: ...What are you guys on?! I swear! And where can I get some?


xD; Sorry, I'm a bit of a psycho today...

[Overcaffeinated Sloth offline]

Ulrich: I am deFYYYYing GRAAAvityyyyyyy!!!!

And you can't bring me down...

[Mewberries151]

Those are awesome, Rodri!

Caption 1:

Totoro Plushie (thinking): Does she know her barn door's open...I can't look...

Caption 2:

Mrs. Ishiyama: Takeo! I can't find Hiroki anywhere.

Mr. Ishiyama: Don't bother, dear. You won't find him anywhere here. He doesn't appear until next season after all.

Yumi: ^^; *sweatdrop*

Caption 3:

Ulrich: You know...if someone were to take a snapshot of me right now...and then hold a caption contest with it...if they had a sick mind they could make some very outrageous "ball" jokes with it. Good thing that can't happen. ^^

[Jazzy Josh offline]

Neat, I interlinked them.


#1
Yumi: I can't believe I had sex with Odd.

#2
Mrs. Ishiyama: AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!! Yumi had sex with Odd and then committed Suicide!!!

#3
Jeremie: No wonder Ulrich could never express his love for Yumi, I extracted his brain through his ear, and It was a soccer ball

Ulrich: YUMI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeremie: Maybe the soccer ball just suppressed his emotions while it crushed his brain

Ulrich: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *commits suicide*

Aelita: Anyone up for Russian Roulette?

Odd: Meh... why not? Everyone else is commiting suicide.